MDW trip reviews !!!!!!

[nassau]

Dude do you remember the limo ride from rain to drais' on friday? I don't.lmao. my brother has some video of it but all you hear is music and there is like maybe 2 seconds of a girls face when a camera flashes..insane!

[hotforvegas]

Just got back. What a F'ing weekend trip report to come

The crew: Me, smoking hot wife, smoking hot sister in law and SIL boyfriend. Seriously, guys were drooling over both of them all weekend long. The wore their hottest outfits for maximum effect. My wife and I have been to vegas 5 times in the past 14 months. The other two are making their second trip to vegas.


Day 1 (Thursday)

Flew out of Detroit metro at about 8pm and arrived at about 915 Vegas time. Flight was smooth. We had an Escalade limo pick us up. We headed to the Vegas sign for pics then on to the liquor store for some alcohol and snacks. We checked into the Venetian without a hitch. My initial plans were for two rooms at the Mirage. My stock market trading as of late has been unbelievable so I decided to upgrade us to the Venetian. Both suites on me. The suites were awesome with great sunken living room. We quickly arranged our clothing and partied for a little in our rooms. Went to grand lux for a quick bite to eat which was good. We had a bunch of appies. I then suggested a strip club. The SIL used to work at a strip club and I have been to many strip clubs with the wifes. I recommended two strip clubs. Choice one: Olympic gardens, hot guys for the girls upstairs and hot chicks for the guys downstairs. Or Spearmint rhino and all female club. They decided on SR. We then decided to call the limo for spearmint rhino. The wait for the limo took longer than expected because somehow they had the wrong call back number. After numerous calls we arrived at spearmint at around two am. Overall the dancers were pretty but not smoking hot. Yes there were some hotties but for the most very average which was a surprise. My wife wanted to get me some dances. I found a hot dancer, Tiffany to get me a few dances. Oh was she hot!! It must have appeared that I was really enjoying my dances because dear wifey was pointing daggers her way. Tiffany whispered that she had to tone it down. So needless to say wifey was making my dances very uncomfortable for me and the dancers, not what I was looking for. So we were drinking having a good time when I spotted a very hot dancer near the hallway to the bathroom. For the life of me I cant remember her name but she was beautiful (we will call her Jodi). I told her about jealous wifey so she pulled me into the private backroom where I think you get 3 dances for 60? At this point I cant remember much. Great dances and conversation (I think she liked me...LOL) I go back to table and my wife is pissed. I told her I got lost in the club trying to get to the restroom. I dont think that she bought it. My SILs BF got a few dances one of which was the worst most akward dance that I had ever seen.
So wifey and SIL go to the restroom and Jodi runs over and wants to take me to an even more exclusive room. I tell her I cant cause my wife will kill me but to hangout in the hallway and I will see what I can do (duh!!). The girls return and I see Jodi in the backround waving at me. So at this point I am thinking oh shit, what am I to do?? Sneak in back and get some more hot dances and risk an ass beating from the wife or do I sit there like a good little boy. I said fuck it and went for the dances. I told her that my circadian rhythm was all screwed up and that I had to take a crap. So I head for the restroom and Jodi mets me in the hallway and pulled me into the private room. I told her my wife might get pissed so she pulled me into a more secure area. Dam the dances were good. Went back my wife was really pissed at that point. So I just told her someone pulled me into the back for a couple of dances, big deal right? Oh no she was pissed so we left. It was about 430-5am. She decided to sleep in her sisters room, fuckkkkk. So here I am first night in vegas all worked up by a hot stripper and all by my lonesome. In all very good night. More to come..........

[nyc2vegas]

you MFer Im sitting here reading this the way you got the lap dances.....im hurrying through the review to come to a dead end???

[nassau]

Great storytelling skills..

[Cisco419]

you MFer Im sitting here reading this the way you got the lap dances.....im hurrying through the review to come to a dead end???

haha, im with you there WTF!?!

[nassau]

You guys are killing me with these cliff hangers...

[dnix]

great stories........keep them coming

[IRockNvegas]

wtf, im lost, it must of been good.

[brazeneye]

I can only hope for some good shenanigans

[hotforvegas]

Day 2 Friday:

Needless to say woke up with a farking woody. Went over to the SIL room where I had to do the usual ass kissing so I could get me some. Worked like a charm We got ready and headed off to Bellagio for the buffet. Love the B. Some memorable nights there. The buffet as usual was great. We then headed to the Palms for Ditch Friday. Arrived at about 1230pm and the line was a mile long. Fortunately, I had purchased $25 front of the line tickets on iwant tickets .com. They worked like a charm. Ditch was crazy with hot
babe-age everywhere. We couldnt find any chairs so I found an attendant who then proceeded to purchase 2 chairs from a couple of guys who wanted some chicks by them. I tipped him well. The guys were flirtatious with our women but very respectful. All in good fun. We had plenty of Long Island Ice teas (JC's drink of choice) and got f'ed up. The music was hopping with Terrel Owens as the guest DJ. He was spinning some good shit. As the day went on more chicks were filtering in with hotter and hotter bodies and less fabric on their bikinis. We got some great ass pics which my SILs BF accidentally deleted a few days later. DMFer!!@!$ Had to leave at 4pm for diner ressies at Nine steak house for 630.

Arrived for dinner at Nine Steak, which is one of my favorite restaraunts. As usual the vibe was awesome. Definately has a toned down club atmosphere where beautiful people eat. Unfortuanately this time dinner was average. Great waiter though, that dude was cool. I had the bone in ribeye which was a little tough and slightly over cooked. The wife had a massive veal chop thingy. Which she thought was good. SIL and BF shared a filet and lobster tail. In all a good dinner but I had better last time.

On to the Palms theater for Dane Cook. The show started a little late. His opening acts were hilarious. The first guy had us rolling about f'ed faces made by coke heads. We were talking about this over dinner so it really hit home. The second guy was even funnier. His best shit was about cramps during sex and yelling out cramp, cramp ,cramp. Dane was Dane and was just fantastic. Love how his comedy is so cerebral and flows with so little effort. When the show was over we jumped into a cab and hit up XS. Had a table through Patrick Frank. XS is a stunning night club but we were a little disappointed with the location of the table which was located on the left side of the pool deck secluded from any other tables. We made the best of it early on as we were battling the windstorm from hell. Once the place got filled up the party seemed to flow into and around the table and things got crazy. Pounded down 2 bottles of Goose and got totally f'ed up. We danced like porn stars and shut the place down. Only down side was the poor service by the waitress. Poured one drink and was never to be seen again. We somehow made it back to the Venetian and wifey, SIL and I had a 2 hour long threesome.
Just kidding!! LOL

[IRockNvegas]

[QUOTE=hotforvegas;4852]Went back my wife was really pissed at that point. So I just told her someone pulled me into the back for a couple of dances, big deal right? Oh no she was pissed so we left. It was about 430-5am. She decided to sleep in her sisters room, fuckkkkk. So here I am first night in vegas all worked up by a hot stripper and all by my lonesome. In all very good night. More to come..........
QUOTE]

yea man alcohol can really work against in a situation like that, best thing is to act like your not into the girl or into the lap dance, let your wife initiate all contact and compliments like its her big idea then tell her what a great idea and that shes hotter then the stripper yadda yadda yadda then your a hero man. obviously you were too into it, she being drunk and over stimulated and sensitive screwed ya!

Disclaimer: this is veteran advice here, a one time freebie. ladies and gentlemen keep this confidential ok? dont hate me please. love you.

[clevelander]

On to the Palms theater for Dane Cook. The show started a little late. His opening acts were hilarious. The first guy had us rolling about f'ed faces made by coke heads. We were talking about this over dinner so it really hit home. The second guy was even funnier. His best shit was about cramps during sex and yelling out cramp, cramp ,cramp. Dane was Dane and was just fantastic. Love how his comedy is so cerebral and flows with so little effort.

The first guy was pretty funny, forgot about the faces joke haha. The second guy had all of us rolling! His calf cramp jokes almost made me piss myself talkin about how when you cramp up during sex you try to make it look like a really cool new position while you stretch it out Dane was funny but he's been better

[IRockNvegas]

DC and sexcT, trip reports?

[Cisco419]

DC and sexcT, trip reports?

I see DC lurking around

[hotforvegas]

Man am I depressed. Being back home has been hell. Going back to work tomorrow and I am totally exhausted. Well, here goes.....


Day 3 Saturday

This was our best day imo. Originally I had planned/booked a table at Tryst but I had second thoughts because I thought that Tryst was too much like XS. So I booked another table at Tao. Well on thursday at the airport, just prior to departure I talked to the group about this. Last September they loved Moon and really wanted to go there. So I gave my host a call (Anthony Mendoza) who is a tremendous guy. He immediately set me up with a table and we were set for Moon. We also asked for the waitress we had (Kristen) last time as she was great. I cancelled the other ressies.

We arrived at Wet Republic at about 11am for our daybed reservation. Host was Travis Zipper and he was great. Got in without any significant wait. The place was a F'ing zoo. Our daybed was hot as it was right on the stage with the DJ maybe 20 feet away. Plenty of hot babes and farking huge dudes. We ordered two bottles of Goose, tequila shots, fruity drinks and a shit load of food. At one point our entire daybed was covered with bowls seafood (shrimp, lobster, crab), multiple orders of kobe burgers, kobe patti melts, buckets of chicken, salads, chips, salsas, too much fucking shit to list. It was unbelievable and pure vegas xs. At one point we had so much extra food that some old lady who didnt speak english showed up out of nowhere and was standing there starring at our food. My wife being the kind bitch that she is offered this lady some food. She then grabs a bucket of chicken, a bunch of kobe burgers and a salad and splits never to be seen again. As she was walking away the waitresses were like..."WTF was that..." we said it was ok. It was too funny. We then proceeded to have a mini party around our daybed offering food and drink to anyone who wanted to party. It was awesome. One dude, after 3 tequila shots, proceeded to grab a bowl of fruit and went into the pool offering chicks fruit. The bowl was full of pool water. We were laughing so hard we nearly pissed our pants. What a great day and this may have been the best thing that we did. We left at 530 because we had Zumanity tix for 730.

Staggered back to the room to get ready. The women were having a hard time getting ready because they were so fucked up. Well we made it to Zumanity but we were about 20 minutes late. The show was great. Splendid acrobatics, great humor and alot of sexuality. This is now my favorite cirque show and will return at some point to see the entire thing. We stayed at NYNY at ate dinner at Il Fornaio. Good solid italian restaurant.

The taxi line was a mile long and took forever. We finally got to moon at about 11pm. Asked for Anthony and he walked us up to our table. This guy is cool as hell and treated us like the VIPs that we are not. I gave him a hundie tip. He bought us a round of shots as we arrived. We then ordered two more bottles of Goose. Our waitress was awesome as was her helper. Our security guard was phenomenal (Sam). We partied with these guys and gals all night and what a night it was. I have had bottle service at all the clubs and this my friends is heads above the others. In fact, there is NO comparison. We didnt pour a drink for ourselves all night long. Mixers always full, Ice bucket always full, bottles of water always on the table. Sam took care of our women walking them to the restroom, walking us to the dance floor and watching over them from unsuspecting clowns. Anthony came back to the table to see how we were doing but unfortunately I was in the restroom because I was ready to give him another hundie (I think I will mail it to him). This was the f'cking best party night. We shut the place down and Sam walked us to the VIP elevator where some drunk bitch proceeded to vomit on my shoes, BIATCH!!!