So last night I meet a co-worker at a fun dive bar , my first
Time there. Its one of those bars with beer pong tables, pool tables, shuffle board and video
Games, darts . All kinds of stuff to keep you entertained. I get there and I would say 95% of the people look like they just turned 21. Now I just turned 31 so Im kind of in the middle where part of me feels like it's cool and part of me feels like I'm to old for this shit. So to help raise my tolerance for loud obnoxious young punks I started shootin patron and jäger bombs. Starting to feel good I'm over by the shuffle board table when I see this girl pick up a shuffle board puck and hurl it at a guy sitting down. If you don't know what a shuffle board puck is it's a little smaller then a hockey puck and solid steel. So this puck makes a bee line right to the side of his head splitting this dude wide open. I was like holy shit! Nobody else noticed but me , everybody kept dancin LOL. I handed him a wad of napkins and security got a towel. Cops arrested the girl and want me to be a witness. Great. That's one way to start your holiday weekend.
Time there. Its one of those bars with beer pong tables, pool tables, shuffle board and video
Games, darts . All kinds of stuff to keep you entertained. I get there and I would say 95% of the people look like they just turned 21. Now I just turned 31 so Im kind of in the middle where part of me feels like it's cool and part of me feels like I'm to old for this shit. So to help raise my tolerance for loud obnoxious young punks I started shootin patron and jäger bombs. Starting to feel good I'm over by the shuffle board table when I see this girl pick up a shuffle board puck and hurl it at a guy sitting down. If you don't know what a shuffle board puck is it's a little smaller then a hockey puck and solid steel. So this puck makes a bee line right to the side of his head splitting this dude wide open. I was like holy shit! Nobody else noticed but me , everybody kept dancin LOL. I handed him a wad of napkins and security got a towel. Cops arrested the girl and want me to be a witness. Great. That's one way to start your holiday weekend.
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