I've been lurking here for quite awhile and although i have never written a TR report i thought i would give it a go.Apologies if it sux as i have no idea what im doing.Here goes......
Myself and an aussie friend who lives in London jetted off to the US for 4 weeks of debauchery last may.First off was L.A,san fran then Vegas for 4 nights(turned into 5) followed by New Orleans,Miami then a drive up the east coast to New York.
I have been to the states a few times before but this is the first time since i turned 21(im now 26)
Well what can i say about vegas that you guys dont know....awesome.
We stayed at the mirage as i wanted somewhere affordable mid strip.I reckon i read every post on this forum before popping my vegas cherry.
First night we arrived was a thurs and i had already hooked up a table at Tao with tony paoli.I rang him as soon as we arrived in vegas that afternoon to confirm.
Rocked up to a massive line at tao and and after about 20 mins of waiting in the bottle service line we hadnt got in even though people around us were getting led in by their hosts.
Rang Tony with no luck and after about 20-25 mins a lady came and led us to our table which was in the lounge area.As this was my first time doing bottle service i wasnt sure how it worked but i was a little dissapointed Tony didnt meet us plus i wasnt sure how much to tip the female host as all she did was lead us to a table.
I know alot of people here love tao but i just wasnt into it.The lounge area was abit dissapointing and when we went upstairs to have a look around we couldnt move due to it being so packed.Still had a good night though and met plenty of cool people including a few girls that were absolutely loving the aussie accent.Out of all the places we went in the states i would say the ladies in vegas loved the accent the most.
Ending up leaving Tao alone with a few phone numbers but ended up meeting 2 girls from somewhere near new york.I have no idea where or how we met them but ended up gambling with them abit at the imperial palace then going back to their room for some 'drinks'.
Woke up friday feeling like death warmed up and although we planned on going to wet republic we didnt make it. Ended up going downstairs to the mirage pool for lunch and a few drinks but couldnt find any free chairs so ended up going for a walk down the strip and gambling/drinking at a few casino's along the way.One thing i didnt realize was how big the strip is.After walking for 10 mins we were still infront of the mirage.
Friday night went over to the wynn to gamble and look for rich milfs....we were unlucky with both the gambling and the milf hunting.
Sat involved more gambling and drinking followed by ghostbar and moon. We had planned on going to ghostbar for a few drinks then heading to tryst but once we up there decided we may aswell stay at the palms to party. Asked a security guard to hook us up with a host for moon so we could get bottle service.
I gotta say i loved everything about moon. The bottle service there was totally different to tao. We decided on a 1 bottle minimum as there was only 2 of us and got a table next to the window in the room next to the main room.
The waitress was super cool and the security guard really helped us have a good night. As soon as we arrived he came over introduced himself and said he will be hooking us up with girls all night.I thought he was talking shit until 20 mins later he came up and asked what type of girls we are into and proceeded to bring girl after girl to the table. Long story short we ended up getting hammered and ordering another bottle.I met a really hot girl from canada who came back to the mirage with me after i convinced her friends i wasnt an axe murderer.While we were having some alone time my mate came back the room dripping wet with security.He had decided to take a dip in the mirage pond out the front and had to be fished out by security.
The canadian girl flew over to new york to meet up with me later in the trip so i guess romance does happen in vegas
We were supposed to be leaving vegas on the monday but ended up checking into planet hollywood for an extra night.
Going back to vegas for NYE with 5 friends.Ive booked a table at moon again for NYE and cant wait.Really looking forward to seeing lmfao play as ive seen there vegas gigs on youtube and they look like they rock.
Hope you all enjoyed. Hopefully i can meet some forumites this trip.
Steve
Myself and an aussie friend who lives in London jetted off to the US for 4 weeks of debauchery last may.First off was L.A,san fran then Vegas for 4 nights(turned into 5) followed by New Orleans,Miami then a drive up the east coast to New York.
I have been to the states a few times before but this is the first time since i turned 21(im now 26)
Well what can i say about vegas that you guys dont know....awesome.
We stayed at the mirage as i wanted somewhere affordable mid strip.I reckon i read every post on this forum before popping my vegas cherry.
First night we arrived was a thurs and i had already hooked up a table at Tao with tony paoli.I rang him as soon as we arrived in vegas that afternoon to confirm.
Rocked up to a massive line at tao and and after about 20 mins of waiting in the bottle service line we hadnt got in even though people around us were getting led in by their hosts.
Rang Tony with no luck and after about 20-25 mins a lady came and led us to our table which was in the lounge area.As this was my first time doing bottle service i wasnt sure how it worked but i was a little dissapointed Tony didnt meet us plus i wasnt sure how much to tip the female host as all she did was lead us to a table.
I know alot of people here love tao but i just wasnt into it.The lounge area was abit dissapointing and when we went upstairs to have a look around we couldnt move due to it being so packed.Still had a good night though and met plenty of cool people including a few girls that were absolutely loving the aussie accent.Out of all the places we went in the states i would say the ladies in vegas loved the accent the most.
Ending up leaving Tao alone with a few phone numbers but ended up meeting 2 girls from somewhere near new york.I have no idea where or how we met them but ended up gambling with them abit at the imperial palace then going back to their room for some 'drinks'.
Woke up friday feeling like death warmed up and although we planned on going to wet republic we didnt make it. Ended up going downstairs to the mirage pool for lunch and a few drinks but couldnt find any free chairs so ended up going for a walk down the strip and gambling/drinking at a few casino's along the way.One thing i didnt realize was how big the strip is.After walking for 10 mins we were still infront of the mirage.
Friday night went over to the wynn to gamble and look for rich milfs....we were unlucky with both the gambling and the milf hunting.
Sat involved more gambling and drinking followed by ghostbar and moon. We had planned on going to ghostbar for a few drinks then heading to tryst but once we up there decided we may aswell stay at the palms to party. Asked a security guard to hook us up with a host for moon so we could get bottle service.
I gotta say i loved everything about moon. The bottle service there was totally different to tao. We decided on a 1 bottle minimum as there was only 2 of us and got a table next to the window in the room next to the main room.
The waitress was super cool and the security guard really helped us have a good night. As soon as we arrived he came over introduced himself and said he will be hooking us up with girls all night.I thought he was talking shit until 20 mins later he came up and asked what type of girls we are into and proceeded to bring girl after girl to the table. Long story short we ended up getting hammered and ordering another bottle.I met a really hot girl from canada who came back to the mirage with me after i convinced her friends i wasnt an axe murderer.While we were having some alone time my mate came back the room dripping wet with security.He had decided to take a dip in the mirage pond out the front and had to be fished out by security.
The canadian girl flew over to new york to meet up with me later in the trip so i guess romance does happen in vegas
We were supposed to be leaving vegas on the monday but ended up checking into planet hollywood for an extra night.
Going back to vegas for NYE with 5 friends.Ive booked a table at moon again for NYE and cant wait.Really looking forward to seeing lmfao play as ive seen there vegas gigs on youtube and they look like they rock.
Hope you all enjoyed. Hopefully i can meet some forumites this trip.
Steve
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