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  • Las Vegas Redux aka Rishi's Ridiculous Rampage Part II (LDW)

    NOTE: TR is actually complete now!

    So three weeks ago, around this time, I was sitting exactly where I am now, looking forward to my upcoming Vegas trip. Yes, that's how long it's taken me to fully recover, piece together everything via photos and stories, and get enough free time to start writing my TR!

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1mU6h4Xdxc"]Music: Disturbia - Rihanna[/ame]

    A little backstory behind the title "Las Vegas Redux". Two years ago, on almost the same weekend, we went with a group of, no joke, 40 desis to Vegas to celebrate a couple birthdays. We all stayed in the Venetian suites, on the same floor, in the same tower, and caused general pandemonium everywhere we went. Back then, some were still in college, some had just graduated, and the oldest were only a couple years out and still felt young. We got most of that same group back for this LDW trip to celebrate the same birthdays, so there was the feel that this was just a continuation of that trip.

    Now, things have changed a lot in the past two years all around. Some of us hold jobs with actual responsibilities, no one is in college anymore, we've seen the economy go through a nosedive, and, most depressingly, many are in serious relationships or looking to settle down. It was a little bizarre to see the same people, only with their boyfriends or girlfriends around, in the same setting.

    And that's the end of my background!

    So I leave work and head to SFO and join a couple friends who are on the same flight. Prior to leaving, my boss had challenged me that I wouldn't buy four drinks prior to hitting Vegas, so naturally, I started off with a double shot of vodka and went and bought two more on the flight.

    As soon as we hit Vegas, we jump into cabs and get to our hotels. Now, somehow, this trip ended up with the oddest planning I've ever seen. The first rooms booked were booked way back in May, and people slowly started trickling in. At the end of the day, we had people staying at the Vdara, Venetian, Paris, Hilton, and Luxor. Planning how to get everyone to the same place was, naturally, a huge mess, but whatever.

    I check into the Vdara and step into the room and damn, it's nice. Even though the $20 trick didn't work (LDW, checking in around 8 PM), the room was still great and the view of the strip was gorgeous. Totally worth it. I was worried the place was going to be quiet and dead due to the lack of a casino, but it didn't matter at all.

    Our plan for the night is to head to Tao, so I start texting everyone to meet at the Venetian to pre-game in our friend's room there.

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvgJEznqtms"]Music: Like a G6 - Far East Movement[/ame]
    It's already 10 PM at this point. My friend has a contact at Tao that she goes to talk to. I direct the rest of the group up to the rooms to start drinking. I'm really hungry at this point, so I run to the Venetian food court to grab a slice of pizza. On the way, I drop some cash down on red on roulette, win, and head to the room. Blast some music, exchange lots of hugs, and start pounding drinks as quickly as possible -- except we didn't have nearly enough cups. People were so desperate that they were seriously pouring drinks into empty beer bottles (I wish I were making this up). We only have twenty minutes to drink before we want to head downstairs, so there's no time to grab glasses. Instead, I go knocking on random doors in the hotel, trying to see if I could borrow glasses. I stumble across a bachelorette party and get plastic cups from them. There were some cute ones headed to Tao, so I promised to buy them drinks later (yeah right) and head back and finish up the drinking.

    Head into Tao and head up. We decided to stop at Tao Beach for a minute and chill before heading into the club; of course, that minute turned into a big portion of the night, as we chilled up there, enjoyed the view, and spent time hanging out, catching up, talking, etc. Met a couple new people in my group and determined to make an impression, good or bad, decide to screw with them. Bear in mind it's Ramadan at this point in time, so when I meet a Muslim chick, I tell her my name is Aamir and that I'm not drinking because it's Ramadan. Naturally, she feels bad because she's drinking; then five minutes later, I order and down a jager bomb in front of her. I hope there's still room left in hell for people like me.

    Finally, I try to gather the group to head downstairs to the main club portion and enjoy the place, but the group ends up getting scattered. No worries, I find a couple buddies downstairs and we all dance for a bit. I'm so drunk at this point that it felt like I was downstairs for five minutes, but it was apparently a lot longer than that. Meet some white chick on the dancefloor, try talking to her, she grabs my hand and drags me elsewhere on the dancefloor. I'm too drunk to say no to anything. Oh well. After a while with her, decide I miss my friends (bros before hos) and leave her to go find them.

    I check my phone and see a text from my boy that says "I'm all wet", followed by "I'm really cold. Can you meet me in the lobby?" So head down to the lobby and he's dripping wet! Turns out that at Tao Beach upstairs, he had decided to just straight up jump in the water and naturally got kicked out. Security is yelling at him because he's dripping water all over the floor. So I hustle him to get to the Venetian room and change into some dry clothes. He then shows me his phone and brags about how some French girl and her hot friends are in the Venetian food court getting pizza and how we should meet them. Never one to turn down the prospect of meeting attractive girls, I go along with the plan. Of course, turns out he's an idiot, because the food court is actually closed and he's just drunk.

    So instead, we go head to O'Shea's, one of my favourite casinos on the strip (college atmosphere, $5 blackjack, perfect for drunk gambling), play some games, lose some money, and call it a night, since we have to head to Tao Beach in the morning. In our room for five, the two of us pass out.

    And this was the chill night of the trip. It's about to get a whole lot crazier.
    Last edited by rnjbond; 10-07-2010, 07:59 AM.
    TR from most-recent trip:


    My TR from LDW '09:

    I II III IV

  • #2
    hahaha never trust a drunk brown guy's lead on meeting hot women. Usually they are either grenades, or its all BS.

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    • #3
      Nice, man. Looking forward to the rest.
      Vegas trips: 11/2004, 11/2008, MayOD 2011, 9/2012, July Invasion 2013, 2/2015, 7/2015

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      • #4
        Man, I should really consider how long it takes to write these damn things up. Also, I'm tired of referring to everyone as just "some girl" or "some guy", so I'm just going to come up with consistent nicknames

        Okay, so it's Saturday morning. Went out to Tao the night before, so we're on a couple hours of sleep. My alarm goes off and I notice it's 10 am, so I jump out of bed and start blasting:

        [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9X0QzUdjhIg"]Music: I Like It - Enrique Inglesias[/ame]

        If there were ever a perfect song to pre-game a pool party, this is it. Immediately pumped up, I start waking all our roommates up, which at this point is just Rags (the guy who jumped in the Tao pool and promised girls that never showed up). I call up everyone else and start yelling at them to get ready and either meet us at our room at the Vdara or at Tao Beach at the Venetian. Bang on the next door, which belongs to more friends of ours, jump in their beds, basically make them swimsuit up!

        Fortunately, the night before, I head the foresight to stick a bunch of Miller Lite in the fridge, so I get my trunks on and start pounding beer. At this point, Uncreative (the girl who worked with me on most of the clubs, brought all the alcohol, and had the hook-up at Tao Beach) knocks on the door, then just walks in and curls into a ball on the ground. She had a rough night on Friday, but she's still game to go, sans alcohol.

        So we have roughly ten of us in my room at this point, drinking and getting ready. Wanting to realise the full spectrum of GTL, we all start doing push-ups so that we look buffer for the pool. Some guys start doing push-up contests; I miserably fail at this, mainly since I'm already three beers deep at this point. Eventually, decently buzzed and dressed, we grab some cabs and head to the Venetian.

        An interesting cab ride later (which results in the cab driver trying to spit in my face), we're at the Venetian and get to Tao Beach and immediately hit the bar with some mojitos. Our group grows bigger, probably to a little under twenty of us at Tao Beach. All of us on empty stomachs, so you know this will be bad. I borrow some cash from Rags to place some college football bets (dumb idea, but at least I hedged it on some roulette; maybe I should have just played that the whole time).

        Music: One - Swedish House Mafia ft. Pharrell


        So this is my first time to actually party at Tao Beach; I'm a relative newbie to pool parties, but after Wet Republic a month prior and now Tao Beach, I love them and immediately regret never having gone before.

        So my boy Vijay (one of the few other single guys on this trip, actually willing to talk to girls, a little fobby from India, but pretty well-adapted) and I look around for some talent. We see a pair of cute Indian girls and chat them up and get drinks with them. The bartender makes us gummy bear shots, which are now my new favourite shooter (man, these are amazing). The girl I was talking to had a tattoo of her name in Hindi on her back, which I found hot. We chatted them up for a while, but I think I screwed up my chances by lying to the girl about what I do.

        Apparently, throughout this trip, I thought it'd be hilarious to come up with new professions, instead of actually telling what I do. Normally, when I do this in SF, I come up with impressive stuff, like working for the FBI or NASA or something. This time, I did the opposite. When they asked what I did, I'd say "Have you heard of J.P. Morgan?", to which their eyes would light up because they think I'm a rich banker, only to say "After the market closes, I clean up all the desks and organize all the papers" (e.g. I'm a janitor). It was hilarious to see the different reactions girls had to this. I also mentioned to this girl that I pump gas sometimes to make extra money. SHe was pretty positive about it, noting that "at least my hours aren't long", while pointing out that her uncle owns a gas station in SF and I might work for him.

        So after this, a little disaster strikes: my boy Pauly (one of my closest friends, good-looking guy, there with his gf) and his gf get kicked out. Turns out, she drank a few AMFs on an empty stomach and threw up, so she got kicked out and he followed. Lesson, kids: AMFs are cool for clubs, not for pool parties. So I chase down Pauly, as his gf's bag has my wallet and stuff in it, but he gets irritated and they run off. Oh, and I have no cell phone. Oh well, let's party on!

        A few buddies have left, so I jump in the pool with the remaining friends, and we chill until.... LMFAO jumps on stage!

        [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNtTEibFvlQ&ob=av3e"]Music: Shots - LMFAO ft Lil Jon[/ame]

        As I see them arrive with "I'm in Las Vegas, B*tch!", I go towards the front of the pool to see them up close. Now I know a ton of JCers were there for Tao Beach last year when LMFAO performed, so they can testify as well that LMFAO is an awesome time. They energize the whole crowd and they just go crazy up there with their dancing. One of their groupies (basically playing the part of Lil Jon in the video) was on stage with them, pouring Patron and Ciroc down people's throats in the front row. I got a huge gulp of Patron out of this, which made me feel awesome. Later, I grabbed some beads from LMFAO and Vijay took a pair of sunglasses from one of them.

        They went through their opener, Shots, and "Get Crazy" (from Jersey Shore). Crazy party vibe at this point.

        So after they head out, the party continues, so I jump onto the stage area they were at and start partying with the people at the cabana in the front. Meet some random white chick who gives me her sunglasses and dance with her for a little, then jump back in the pool and hang with my buddies, just a little sunburned at this point.

        It's 4 PM at this point and we need to head to Vanity at this point, so we start to trickle out. I need to head back to Vdara, but have no wallet or cell phone, so I have to walk. Also, to my great luck, my t-shirt I wore is really dirty and basically unwearable, so I have to walk from Venetian to Vdara... shirtless. It was a long walk, but not too bad until I got into Bellagio and got yelled at by security. Got into a few arguments until I finally made my way back into my room and passed the hell out, still drunk and having consumed nothing resembling solid food the whole day long.

        Time to prep for Vanity tonight!
        TR from most-recent trip:


        My TR from LDW '09:

        I II III IV

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        • #5
          Fucking classic. I love your TR's.

          "It's Ramadan at this point in time, so when I meet a Muslim chick, I tell her my name is Aamir and that I'm not drinking because it's Ramadan. Naturally, she feels bad because she's drinking; then five minutes later, I order and down a jager bomb in front of her. I hope there's still room left in hell for people like me."

          Some Tucker Max Shit. Nice.
          That being said, if you're asking if it can be done, you're probably not at the level where you could pull it off.
          -Charles~

          You want to be at the club where girls want to be... not where guys get good bottle deals.
          -Kimball

          Las Vegas was good. Hell of a ship, hell of a crew.
          -Nassau

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          • #6
            Keep it comin...
            -WarreN aka "The Business"

            "ITS BUSINESS TIME!!!" -me

            Add me to your social network...if you dare...
            http://www.facebook.com/rw4rr3n / http://twitter.com/ItsTheBusiness

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            • #7
              Aite, Part III! (One more to go)

              [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edP0L6LQzZE&ob=av3n[/ame]

              So wake up from my post-Tao Beach nap and start to get ready for Vanity tonight. Text out Justen Crews (there's a reason he's a JC favourite), call up all our crew and try to get everyone to hurry up and head on over to my room, then wash up and get dressed. Barely done doing my hair and people are in the lobby heading up.

              So soon, we have the music on full blast, all the alcohol submerged in a cooler of ice, the chasers set up, and now, roughly 20-25 people in our room ready to start pre-partying.

              Drinks are flowing, and at this point, Pauly and I remember one of our favourite traditions -- the champagne race. Essentially what this entails is dividing up the pre-party into two teams, who then stand in a circle. We pop open a bottle of cheap champagne (usually Cook's or Andre) and the bottle gets passed around the circle until empty. Naturally, the team that finishes their bottle (or bottles) first wins. As has been the case almost every single time, my team wins!

              It's time to head to Vanity, so I call the front desk and try to get us a limo to take us to Hard Rock -- they do one better and get us a party bus with a stripper pole in the middle. This isn't going to end well.

              All jump in the bus, blast music, and bring some extra champagne on board. I've got a full flask in my back pocket to sneak into Vanity (I apparently didn't learn my lesson from last time). Sadly, it's tough to enjoy the ride over, since I'm trying to handle all the money to get us in (cover plus grease for Justen) and now have to take care of money for the bus ride, but whatever.

              Get into Hard Rock, meet a few more girls with us, Justen hooks us up, and we all get in right away. Time to rock this joint tonight!

              [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zNGks3TORE&ob=av3e"]Music: Fed Up - DJ Khaled[/ame]
              (Funny aside about this song -- I heard it for the first time last time I was in Vegas... at Sapphire's. I liked it so much that I Shazam'd it there, because apparently I pay more attention to the music at a strip club than the strippers)

              So it's relatively early, maybe 11:30 and Vanity is just warming up, so we all order rounds of drinks to loosen up, especially some nice Jager bombs to get pumped up. We all get to the floor and start dancing for a while, then I remember that I have a flask and quickly head to the bar and order a glass of orange juice. Take the glass with me to the bathroom and pour the whole flask into there for one damn strong screwdriver. No cameras in the bathroom = awesome.

              So we're all dancing for a while, the DJ's playing most of our normal favourites, especially Dynamite (which became the theme song of the previous Vegas trip, as well as this one). Then Rags and I went to grab another drink and he starts talking to this one chick while I'm there, so I figure I'd talk him up to her as well. Unfortunately that doesn't work too well and I end up talking with her for a while, then eventually remember that there are friends on the dancefloor, so I leave her behind and join my friends.

              Vanity is probably one of my favourite clubs in Vegas because it's not so big that we get separated, but it's also really, really well designed. And the dancefloor never feels as claustrophobic as, say, Tao.

              Anyway, eventually that same girl I was talking to finds me, so I go to talk to her for a little bit longer. Essentially feed her the same story I've been running - that my name is Aamir and I'm a janitor. We're talking for a while and she mentions her age, so I point out that she's a year younger than I am. She doesn't believe me, so I show her my id (because I'm an idiot) and immediately she yells at me "Your name's not Aamir!" Whoops. So I calm her down, then realise I'm bored of her and try to find my friends, but I think they're gone at this point (it's roughly 3:30 in the morning?; I don't remember, I was super drunk). So, not wanting to call it a night, I figure I'll chill with this chick, not because I'm terribly interested in her, but more just because she's giving me attention and I like attention.

              Eventually, we head out of Vanity and she meets her friends at the Hard Rock bar who are busy hooking up with some guys they just met. She says some stuff about not wanting to go to bed, so I ask her if she wants to come back with me to my hotel, so she agrees. We grab a cab and I instead go to Aria right next to Vdara and decide I want to play Blackjack and, hey look, they have $10 blackjack tables. So I sit there and play for half an hour while she just sits next to me (I have no idea why she stuck around for this), I enjoy a good game, get a beer, everything, then call it quits after a while because I gamble like a pussy. So I head out and say that I'm going to sleep and stick her in a cab and send her back to her hotel and never see her again.

              Head back to my room where Rags and Uncreative are and crawl straight into bed.

              [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6O2ncUKvlg&ob=av2n"]Music: Just A Dream - Nelly[/ame]
              Wake up surprisingly well-rested on Sunday morning around 10:30 in the morning, then decide it's time to wake everyone up. I'm kinda in the mood to head to EBC for Kaskade, but no one else was really in the mood for it, so we instead decided to wander the strip and gamble and have drinks.

              So instead, I start calling everyone's rooms (calling the operator of their hotel and asking for their name), then telling them that I'm Mike from the front desk doing a quick room check and ask them if their refrigerator is running (sometimes the worst jokes are still funny when you wake up drunk in Vegas). One of my buddies even gets up and walks over to check his fridge in his room.

              Oh right, one thing I wanna quickly add -- one of the signs of a great night is looking through your camera the morning after at all the photos and coming across pictures you don't remember taking. It's an even better sign when you have pictures you don't recognise with someone you don't remember ever meeting. This happened twice on this trip: this morning and Monday morning. I love Vegas.

              Wash up quickly and head out onto the strip. Fortunately, Vdara, though located at City Center, is connected to Bellagio through the back, so it takes very little time to hit the main strip. We walk past the Bellagio fountains, enjoy the show that never gets old, and head to our mainstay casino -- O'Shea's. Grab a bite to eat at the food court and have my second Burger King veggie burger of the trip. Scarf down some food, then hit up the Dublin Up bar with Pauly. Discover that draft beers are like $2 and car bombs are $4, so naturally, we order as many drinks as possible, just to get bombed before hitting the blackjack tables.

              Sadly, this time, I take an absolute beating in blackjack. We're all having fun and laughing, but my luck was just absolutely poor this time around. Oh well, it's just money.

              Realising that we still have to head to Surrender tonight, I decide I want to head back to the room to take a quick nap so that I can make it through the night. Everyone else wants to stay back, so Pauly and I grab a cab and head back, drunk dialing everyone in our phone book on the way. Try to head to bed, but instead stay up recounting stories so far from the weekend and whatnot.

              Soon, we realise that sleep isn't happening and instead, we ought to get ready for dinner at Spago's at Caeser's Forum for birthday dinners (it's Vijay's and KWoww's birthday that we're celebrating this weekend). So we wait for our buddies to come back, suit up, and head out to dinner. Because we have no limits to our obnoxiousness, Rags, Pauly, and I pack a water bottle full of vodka to take to the restaurant to keep our buzz going.

              Have a nice, quiet, relaxing dinner.... just kidding, we have seven of us, being obnoxious enough for twenty people, but the waiter seems to be okay with us, which was nice. Now, at this point, I'm trying to figure out what to mix the vodka with. I don't want sugary mixers, and diet coke and vodka tastes gross. Eventually, we get the brilliant idea to order iced tea, put tons of lemon in there, and (for some) sweeten it with splenda. Can't even taste the vodka in our drinks, since it now just tastes like sweet tea shots, so dinner goes by quite nicely. Now it's time to head back to the room for the final night of pre-partying and head to Surrender.
              Last edited by rnjbond; 10-03-2010, 09:29 PM.
              TR from most-recent trip:


              My TR from LDW '09:

              I II III IV

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              • #8
                " So I head out and say that I'm going to sleep and stick her in a cab and send her back to her hotel and never see her again. "

                Well your TR went to SH*t with that one... with the many Indian friends I have in Toronto since you guys are every where when it comes to my city... I can tell you no man would send her home and for sure no indian man... and a drunk one at that coooommeee onnn who are you trying to impress here. Come back when you got a real TR... sorry a bit mean but true.

                Unless you're gay then sorry for the above comment.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by T.O_Serb View Post
                  " So I head out and say that I'm going to sleep and stick her in a cab and send her back to her hotel and never see her again. "

                  Well your TR went to SH*t with that one... with the many Indian friends I have in Toronto since you guys are every where when it comes to my city... I can tell you no man would send her home and for sure no indian man... and a drunk one at that coooommeee onnn who are you trying to impress here. Come back when you got a real TR... sorry a bit mean but true.

                  Unless you're gay then sorry for the above comment.
                  Nah man, not trying to impress anyone. Just telling it like it is; feel free to make fun of me all you want.

                  Not going to claim that this was some hottie or anything either.
                  TR from most-recent trip:


                  My TR from LDW '09:

                  I II III IV

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by rnjbond View Post
                    Originally posted by T.O_Serb View Post
                    " So I head out and say that I'm going to sleep and stick her in a cab and send her back to her hotel and never see her again. "

                    Well your TR went to SH*t with that one... with the many Indian friends I have in Toronto since you guys are every where when it comes to my city... I can tell you no man would send her home and for sure no indian man... and a drunk one at that coooommeee onnn who are you trying to impress here. Come back when you got a real TR... sorry a bit mean but true.

                    Unless you're gay then sorry for the above comment.
                    Nah man, not trying to impress anyone. Just telling it like it is; feel free to make fun of me all you want.

                    Not going to claim that this was some hottie or anything either.

                    Maybe you're just picky... but in saying that I'm going to teach you about something called shocking your D*ck this is how it works. When you keep banging girls who are by your standards hot and it could be by any mans standards since we all have different taste your d*ck does not appreciate the Pu**y its getting so you need to do what we in toronto call "shocking your d*ck". This way the next time you bang a hot girl your d*ck knows what hes getting and appreciates it .. just saying lol give it a try... sorry was a bit mean earlier didnt want to call you a liar just too blunt some times.
                    Last edited by T.O_Serb; 10-04-2010, 12:13 PM.

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                    • #11
                      Last Entry! And it's only a month after the actual trip!

                      [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgM3r8xKfGE"]Music: Club Can't Handle Me - Flo Rida ft. D Guetta[/ame]

                      Already drunk at this point, we head back to my room and get ready to start the pre-partying for our last night out. Contacted Mikey out at Surrender for the night and have the play down. On the way up, I decide I'm tired and nab a few Red Bulls from the Bellagio and bring it up and we start the pre-partying.

                      One thing to understand about this group of friends is that we've known each other for so long and gone on so many trips together. Usually these trips are epic 3+ night adventures and certain patterns tend to develop. A while ago I developed a theory about one of those patterns: the last night of these trips tends to turn into a gigantic mess. People get tired, drama happens, nothing ever works out properly. Since recognising this pattern, we've tried to take every measure possible to prevent this from happening (essentially, the answer is to just keep on drinking and not surrender).

                      Anyway, so we all get completely loaded and head out, drinks in hand. For some reason unknown to me, I have a champagne bottle in my hand, but then when in the lobby, realise that everyone already has a drink and it makes no sense to bring it, so I leave it with the front desk and we all cab out to Encore.

                      So once we get there, get in touch with Mikey, get in line... and now the girls can't get in for free. Normally, this wouldn't be a big issue at all, but some of the girls in the group (not my friends) are complaining about not wanting to pay, so we don't go to Surrender (quick note, Mikey was really helpful and tried his best to help us, so HUGE props out to him).

                      At this point, I'm about ready to panic -- what the hell are we going to do now?! Is this "last night" theory going to come true again?

                      So Uncreative and I step away from the crew and start to devise strategies. The first idea is to try to get to Tryst, so I call a contact at Tryst, and it turns out he's working at XS. No way in hell are we going to get XS, but Uncreative decides to try talking to him anyway. Meanwhile, I bust out my phone and start hitting up all the JC contacts I can to try to find a club to party at and to rescue the night. It's looking worse out there -- even Jet wants $40 per person (last minute notice).

                      Then, next thing I know, Uncreative comes out with a stamp on her wrist from XS and says we're all going in! Apparently, she overheard the name of a promoter working the line and somehow managed to work things out. I have no idea, but I'm ridiculously excited, having never been to XS before. So we all hop in and it's on!

                      [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUjdiDeJ0xg"]Music: Dynamite - Taio Cruz[/ame]
                      I'm admiring the scenery and stuff at XS, when I realise that al the stressing over the night has sobered me up way too much. Fortunately, Pauly snuck in some vodka in a water bottle. We go to the bar and order some Sprites and pour vodka in it. I'm downing my vodka sprite and it's going down really, really smoothly. Eventually, Pauly's like "Uh... smell the bottle". Turns out he snuck in a bottle of water instead of vodka. Doh!

                      In an act of quick thinking, the two of us leave XS for ten minutes and jump to the Encore bar and order two AMFs and two vodka sodas. We quickly down the AMFs in about two minutes (and they were STRONG) and drink the vodka sodas on the way back into XS.

                      Now, at this point, the chronology of the night gets a little fuzzy -- I remember specific events, but I can't remember in what order they happened, but here's my best shot:

                      At one point, I just want to explore the place, especially the outside, so Uncreative and I walk around the cabana areas upstairs, overlooking the pool area and the whole club. It was quite calming. We talked for a while and had some nice heart-to-heart conversations, which was nice, because we don't get too many opportunities to just talk.

                      Later, Vijay and I had some drinks and talked to some girls. I continued with my story about being a janitor, except this time, the girls were a little smarter. One girl I guilt-tripped by saying "it's okay if you don't want to talk to me... most girls have that reaction when they hear what I do". Another asked how I dressed like I did and how I even got to Vegas from SF. Clever girl! I told her that these were my work clothes (a shirt, tie, and vest with slacks) and I took a Grayhound bus over.

                      Most of the rest of the night was spent with Rags. At one point, on a dare, I promised my friends that, while in the middle of a conversation with some random girl, I would point off in the distance and just walk off without saying anything, and did exactly that. "Yeah, I was at Tao Beach yesterday with LMFAO. They were really...."

                      Rags later introduces me to an India chick he got with (find out later that they actually jumped into the XS pool -- there's a picture of him carrying her out of the pool) and tells me to meet her cousin. In my drunk state, she looks kinda cute, so I'm totally okay with this. I see her cousin and... she's a landmine. As everyone knows, a landmine, in contrast to a grenade, is a skinny ugly chick. Man, this guy is going to be the death of me. So I decide to just have fun with it, telling her that I'm 100% Italian (which I obviously don't look). Later, she starts talking about how she's from New Delhi and I get really excited and start mentioning the places I'm from. Great, I just blew my cover again.

                      So she's showing me her camera and there's a picture of her and this random guy on there. She says she met this cute guy and wants to find him. Being the amazing wingman I am, I offer to help her find the guy, just to get her away from Rags and his girl. So we move away and can't find the guy. She feels really bad, so I tell her the truth -- that I have no interest in her and just wanted to get her away from my friend so he could hook up with her cousin. In spite of this, she still keeps talking to me. Apparently, I'm good at finding girls who have no self-respect.

                      So she's dancing and then this happens:

                      "Ricky, I want a drink..."
                      "Good for you."
                      "Will you buy me a drink?"
                      "No."
                      "Please?!"
                      "Here, come with me to the bar"

                      I go to the bar, order a Jager bomb, and take it myself in front of her. Ladies, let the guy offer to buy you a drink; don't ask for it. It just makes you look bad. Tired of this chick, I toss her onto another guy in my group and hang out with Rags and his girl.

                      [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUVCQXMUVnI"]Music: Memories - David Guetta ft. Kid Cudi[/ame]
                      It's a real testament to this song that it's been on my Vegas playlist for my past three Vegas trips. And the most enduring legacy of this song within my group isn't even Vegas.

                      Anyway, so I'm talking with Rags and his girl, who isn't a complete tool (also, she actually hates her cousin). Rags and I decide to go inside and she's sitting down with her cousin (the landmine), so I go to grab her when a guy in my group, get this, tells me that he called dibs on the landmine. Hey, buddy, please, have her!

                      Rags is a man of horrible ideas, so as soon as we get back to the inside of XS, he wants to make his girl jealous, so we start dancing with some completely random chicks for a while, while she just watches. Apparently, this girl also has low self-esteem, since she just stays there, waiting for him. Soon... the lights at XS come on and I have achieved a new Vegas first -- closing out a club. I've gone clubbing in Vegas at least a dozen times and have never stayed until the club closed, but this time... man, I'm so proud of myself.

                      So Rags and I get a ride back to our hotel from this chick (who was apparently piss drunk two hours earlier), except we're actually at the Aria and completely lost. 45 minutes later, we end up at Vdara... 100 feet away. Drunken wandering is fun. We meet Uncreative in the lobby (every single other person in our group is in bed at this point) and head to our room -- only our hotel card doesn't work. Turns out the f-ing battery in the door was dead, so we just sit there and wait for maintenance. In a brilliant brainwave, I remember the bottle of champagne downstairs and run and grab it, so we sit in front of the room, drinking champagne at 5 in the morning.

                      Eventually get in the room and find Pauly and his girlfriend passed out on our sofa bed. Apparently, they're deaf. No worries, three of us (Rags, Uncreative, and I) hang out in the bathroom and just sit around and recount how ridiculous the night (and trip) has been, passing around the bottle of champagne. Sleep? Who needs it!

                      Finally pass out... I don't even know when, and wake up maybe two hours later. Start waking up the other rooms. Realise that we have too much alcohol left over, so start busting open beers and passing around bottles of champagne until we're... you know, drunk again. This is summarily the best and worst idea of the entire trip. Eventually grab a group together and hit up a casino... no prizes for guessing that it's O'Shea's again.

                      Burger King veggie burger count: 3 for the trip. I may have had five actual meals the entire time in Vegas. Probably have consumed more calories from alcohol than food for this trip. But we can't stop -- Pauly, Rags, and I grab some $2 beers from the bar and keep drinking. Eventually, it's time for our flights, so Rags and I grab more beers to go, creep out random girls with our excessive drunkeness (Rags literally picked up one of the girls off the street handing out flyers), and grab a cab to the airport.

                      (Note: this entry is so long, I need to break it up)
                      TR from most-recent trip:


                      My TR from LDW '09:

                      I II III IV

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                      • #12
                        Check in with plenty of time to spare, so... in an act of lunacy, grab more beers. We meet a bunch of folks from Missouri at the bar and make the airport bar a little more rowdy than it should ever be. We're having beer chugging contests, Rags is making it rain with those hooker business cards... it's madness. And a fitting cap to an amazing, ridiculous trip.

                        [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGNzxi1vStk"]Music: Hungover - Ke [/ame]
                        Epilogue: Missed my flight by being too drunk. Had to buy a last-minute fare for Southwest.

                        Rags ended up back home safely... but has no memory in-between the last drink at the airport and showing up at his apartment with no keys (they ended up in my suitcase).

                        While waiting for the flight, I start drunk dialing people. Everyone thinks my hoarse voice is hilarious. In a stroke of good luck, find out Vijay is on my flight. I now have someone else to tell stories to!

                        Oh, also my ridiculously expensive Southwest ticket included a free drink ticket. One vodka-orange juice please!

                        For what I believe is the first time in my life, I couldn't make it to work the next day. I literally woke up in the morning, not feeling like P Diddy anymore, and tried to eat a piece of toast, only to have my body reject it since it wasn't used to food for the whole weekend. Fortunately, my boss is chill and laughed it off. Man, I'm getting old.

                        Spent the whole day in bed recovering. And yet, totally worth it.

                        Thanks for reading!
                        TR from most-recent trip:


                        My TR from LDW '09:

                        I II III IV

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                        • #13
                          Well done.
                          -WarreN aka "The Business"

                          "ITS BUSINESS TIME!!!" -me

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by WarreN View Post
                            Well done.
                            Thanks for reading, buddy!
                            TR from most-recent trip:


                            My TR from LDW '09:

                            I II III IV

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                            • #15
                              sounds like u guys had fun! I totally agree with the whole girls asking for drinks thing, that always cracks up. Its cool you have a boss who can laugh at you getting too drunk, can't let the beer go to waste right?! haha

                              -Cheers!
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