The Sh*t Got Crazy Vegas TR

[Boogie]

Oh Las Vegas, how I deeply enjoyed being inside of you again and how very said I was my Vegas trip is over At least on this trip I didn't blank out and end up in a wheelchair chair like my last trip... but shit got crazy this trip.

Left wednesday sept 15 from BC and flew into Seattle where we had to do a flight change. That went easy and got into Vegas at 2pm. Cabbie was telling us we arrived on a good day because it was nice and kool today only being 95 degrees :| wtf? Arrived at Mirage raring to get started. Couldnt get ajoining rooms with my buddy but it was ok. We had a room with a view of the Strip. But during checkin, find there is something called a resort fee. Thanks for telling me ahead of time travel agency before I booked. Got all settled in and checked out Mirage. 2 hours into the trip and the first hooker sighting. Some really old fat dude with this beautiful young model type. Headed to Treasure Island and had dinner at Pho. Once all was done, headed back to Mirage and it was time to "suit up". Pulled out the black pin strip suit, black dress shirt and white tie. Yes I did look that hot. Did some predrinks and had the Spearmint Rhino pick us up for bottle service. Got a great table location and wonderful waitress. Met alot of girls, got 6 different phone number, 4 free lap dances (did not pay for any lap dances haha) and amazing times. Me and my buddy also brought with us our tabacco pipes and did some piping. It was funny cause we had the waitress come up cause she thought we were putting weed in the pipes haha. Afew of the girls from the club joined us for some epic piping. End of strip club night one and no one won Stripper Bingo. Me and my buddy made Stripper Bingo cards and brought them with us to play. Had pictures of 35 plus things on our cards. Categories such as speaks french, large badonkadonk, big boobed asian, lip sings songs, been to canada, single mom going to school, ridiculous laugh, free lap dance, comes back for seconds, stupid looking outfit etc... (I will try and get a computer scanner of stripper bingo to show you guys) Everyone loved it. Night 1 done by 4:30 am.

[dnix]

stripper bingo? LOL

[IRockNvegas]

This outta be good

[WarreN]

Stripper Bingo, I like it.

[Boogie]

Stripper Bingo was the success story of the night. Girls just kept coming up asking us to play and see the cards haha. I'm glad no one was offended with it haha.

Thursday Sept 16

Wake up nice and hung over about 11. Time to head down for some food at BB King's. Nachos rock my world. Me and my buddy decide some pool time and horse track racing in the cards. Lost afew hundred but still good times for my first horse racing. Have some dinner at In & Out Burger and it once again time to "Suit Up". Head down to Revolution for a drink and decided to by pass Tao and go instead to Sapphire. Got the limo to roll and pick us up and it bottle service at Sapphire time. Got the pipes? Check! Got the Stripper Bingo cards? Check. The vodka is flowing and the ladies are a plenty. Rocking the Black suit again, bright pink dress shirt and white tie. Come see how good I look everyone haha. Everyone thought I had made a love connection with this one girl as she stayed chilling for about 2 hours drinking and piping but alas she got psycho and weird haha. My buddy and me got the number for our bottle service waitress (more about that tomorrow). I ran into a girl I met at Sapphire and became friends with last trip. Here I am piping and she comes up and gives me a big hug and kiss and is like "omg Vegas Steve" (by nickname). We spend awhile chilling and drinking. In case you are wondering I lost stripper bingo and my buddy won with a double bingo. He won with girl wearing fishnets and one with girl licking his finger. Thank you cocktail waitress for the bingo haha. All in all another crazy night and home by 5am.

to be continued

[dnix]

Im too curious now. I need to see the cards and explanation of the game. lol

[gubuju]

this is getting interesting!

[Guest]

ahh nice.. nothing like a strip club extravaganza! You gotta show us the ropes with that stripper bingo..

[AK2Vegas]

Im too curious now. I need to see the cards and explanation of the game. lol

I think you just check off when you get a girl that matches that criteria i.e. single mom. When you get a row checked off, you win.

[IRockNvegas]

Booger, Your doing the wrong kind of piping

[WarreN]

Im too curious now. I need to see the cards and explanation of the game. lol

I think you just check off when you get a girl that matches that criteria i.e. single mom. When you get a row checked off, you win.

Exactly. I've played these types of games in other venues before.

For instance, I know that Hooters girls do this.

Find a customer that is wearing red. Get someone to order super spicy wings, etc.

Each person has to get a bingo of things done off the list. Its pretty fun in almost any setting. Bringing them to a strip club is genius though

[Boogie]

Stripclub Bingo was a huge hit and you guys got exactly what it is. Gotta hit bingo with the different criteria on the card. I am just really glad none of the strippers were offended by it. In fact, it seems they all loved it and wanted to play themselves haha. I am hopefully gonna get to a scanner or get my buddy to email me the cards and I will upload them to this thread so you guys can check them out. If you like them, I will make abunch up cause I planning on coming to the AOD Invasion pt 2.

Friday Sept 18:

Woke up just before 1 in the afternoon. Met up with my buddy and grabbed some lunch at California Pizza Kitchen at Mirage. If you have never had it, I would suggest trying it out. So yummy. My buddy told me he talked with the waitress we met at Sapphire's (see thursday) and she was gonna come hangout with us for the day. Met her at 3 for some Vegas Indoor Skydiving. This was crazy fun. Not sure if anyone has tried it while in Vegas but I seriously recommend it. You wont be disappointed. After an hour and a half of that we all went to this kool pub called Gordon's Brewery? for happy hour drinks. Hung out there, had alot of great laughs and great times. Headed back to the hotel and time again to "Suit Up". Tonite;s suit included the all white suit, aqua blue dress shirt and skinny white tie. Yes it was old school Miami Vice look haha. Got the limo to pick us up and headed down to OG's where Phil hooked us up with buy 1 bottle get 1 for free. Chilled there for awhile and than headed back to Mirage to go to Jet. Met afew girls on the way into Jet and thye loved the style and profile I was wearing so next thing I know I am in a VIP area drinking their bottle service for free. Do alittle dancing and alot more drinking and I am done. Me and my buddy stumble back to his hotel room to chill. At the Mirage you can open the windows out afew inches so I do that and take a piss out the 10th floor window of the Mirage. I apologize to the hotel for peeing out your window and it won't happen again. I stumble my way down the hallway after taking a piss and pass out. End of night 3... to be continued...

[AK2Vegas]

Stripclub Bingo was a huge hit and you guys got exactly what it is. Gotta hit bingo with the different criteria on the card. I am just really glad none of the strippers were offended by it. In fact, it seems they all loved it and wanted to play themselves haha. I am hopefully gonna get to a scanner or get my buddy to email me the cards and I will upload them to this thread so you guys can check them out. If you like them, I will make abunch up cause I planning on coming to the AOD Invasion pt 2.

Friday Sept 18:

Woke up just before 1 in the afternoon. Met up with my buddy and grabbed some lunch at California Pizza Kitchen at Mirage. If you have never had it, I would suggest trying it out. So yummy. My buddy told me he talked with the waitress we met at Sapphire's (see thursday) and she was gonna come hangout with us for the day. Met her at 3 for some Vegas Indoor Skydiving. This was crazy fun. Not sure if anyone has tried it while in Vegas but I seriously recommend it. You wont be disappointed. After an hour and a half of that we all went to this kool pub called Gordon's Brewery? for happy hour drinks. Hung out there, had alot of great laughs and great times. Headed back to the hotel and time again to "Suit Up". Tonite;s suit included the all white suit, aqua blue dress shirt and skinny white tie. Yes it was old school Miami Vice look haha. Got the limo to pick us up and headed down to OG's where Phil hooked us up with buy 1 bottle get 1 for free. Chilled there for awhile and than headed back to Mirage to go to Jet. Met afew girls on the way into Jet and thye loved the style and profile I was wearing so next thing I know I am in a VIP area drinking their bottle service for free. Do alittle dancing and alot more drinking and I am done. Me and my buddy stumble back to his hotel room to chill. At the Mirage you can open the windows out afew inches so I do that and take a piss out the 10th floor window of the Mirage. I apologize to the hotel for peeing out your window and it won't happen again. I stumble my way down the hallway after taking a piss and pass out. End of night 3... to be continued...

Check that one of the bucket list!

[dnix]

so how was OGs???? Seems like you intentionally left out a review. Was it that bad?????

[WarreN]

so how was OGs???? Seems like you intentionally left out a review. Was it that bad?????

I get the feeling OG's is like ran by the mob and boogie is just protecting his thumbs.