better late than never right? chalk it up to being bored...
some details: 20 girls, joint bachelorette, lots of alchy, no strippers...NOTHING DIRTY..so if yer looking for the good stuff skip this TR.
thurs 8/26: me and the bff fly out of SFO around 1:15. Land in LV around 2:45? (my memory is fuzzy). Hop in a cab and head to our home for the next 4 days: the palazzo. I go check in and the dude is super nice. upgrades me to strip view for free plus adjoining rooms at no extra charge. SCORRREEE!!
We settle into the room for a bit while we wait for the other girls + bachelorette #2 (B2 for short) to arrive. Bachelorette #1 (B1) and her girls are already downstairs in another suite (they were in LV since 8 am).
The other girls slowly come trickling in. After everyone is done putting their stuff away, we head on over to B1's room downstairs. HOT DAMN these chicks have already started drinking and are on their way to effed up. I try to catch up to them..and within minutes I'm 5 shots of hennessey down (on an empty stomach). By then I'm pretty jacked up (as is everyone else). I vaguely remember eating cup on noodles in the room..the rest is a blur.
We decide our destination for the night is Tao. By then it's around 7-8ish. Us buzzed girls head back to our rooms and begin slutty-ing ourselves up for the night. Head on over to Grand Lux and my greedy drunk ass decides to order the chicken pot pie. HUGE!!! that thing was almost the size of my head. Good thing my gf shows up to the restaurant later and eats the rest with me (and the pie was just average..boo).
We go back up to our room to drink some more. By then, some of us are getting pretty lethargic/sleepy but decide to truck it out. B2 decides she wants to knock out and doesn't budge, so we let her be (we got two more nights of debauchery ahead anyway!) One other sleepy friend decides to stay behind and rest as well.
FINALLY. it's around 10-11? (im still drunk. my times are messed up). We end up at Tao. I think we go up to the front and the bouncer tells us it'll be "$23 a head". WTF?!!! $23?!!! FOR US?! GIRLS?! OH HELLLL NOOOO (LOL i know, we have a terrible mentality). we stand around, bullshit, camera whore, try to figure out a game plan, complain amongst each other some more, until the bouncer comes back and walks us in NO COVER. yay! (maybe there were too many dudes and not enough girls that night??)
Anyways, Tao..was Tao. For some reason I was just not feeling that place (at one point I even wanted to leave before 2..and im usually the girl who hates last call). We wander around, dance a little, have the Bachelorette do her dares, meet a grenade (actually I didn't remember how bad it was until I saw pics. Yikes) while sitting around upstairs and chit chat (I was bored mmmkay?)
Finally leave around 2. Get back up to the suite. Drunkenly complain to my GFs how the night sucked and I hope the rest of the trip doesn't suck (tad bit melodramatic. tee hee). Knock the eff out...
DAY 2..Encore beach club, lavo, blush, surrender. NEXT!
some details: 20 girls, joint bachelorette, lots of alchy, no strippers...NOTHING DIRTY..so if yer looking for the good stuff skip this TR.
thurs 8/26: me and the bff fly out of SFO around 1:15. Land in LV around 2:45? (my memory is fuzzy). Hop in a cab and head to our home for the next 4 days: the palazzo. I go check in and the dude is super nice. upgrades me to strip view for free plus adjoining rooms at no extra charge. SCORRREEE!!
We settle into the room for a bit while we wait for the other girls + bachelorette #2 (B2 for short) to arrive. Bachelorette #1 (B1) and her girls are already downstairs in another suite (they were in LV since 8 am).
The other girls slowly come trickling in. After everyone is done putting their stuff away, we head on over to B1's room downstairs. HOT DAMN these chicks have already started drinking and are on their way to effed up. I try to catch up to them..and within minutes I'm 5 shots of hennessey down (on an empty stomach). By then I'm pretty jacked up (as is everyone else). I vaguely remember eating cup on noodles in the room..the rest is a blur.
We decide our destination for the night is Tao. By then it's around 7-8ish. Us buzzed girls head back to our rooms and begin slutty-ing ourselves up for the night. Head on over to Grand Lux and my greedy drunk ass decides to order the chicken pot pie. HUGE!!! that thing was almost the size of my head. Good thing my gf shows up to the restaurant later and eats the rest with me (and the pie was just average..boo).
We go back up to our room to drink some more. By then, some of us are getting pretty lethargic/sleepy but decide to truck it out. B2 decides she wants to knock out and doesn't budge, so we let her be (we got two more nights of debauchery ahead anyway!) One other sleepy friend decides to stay behind and rest as well.
FINALLY. it's around 10-11? (im still drunk. my times are messed up). We end up at Tao. I think we go up to the front and the bouncer tells us it'll be "$23 a head". WTF?!!! $23?!!! FOR US?! GIRLS?! OH HELLLL NOOOO (LOL i know, we have a terrible mentality). we stand around, bullshit, camera whore, try to figure out a game plan, complain amongst each other some more, until the bouncer comes back and walks us in NO COVER. yay! (maybe there were too many dudes and not enough girls that night??)
Anyways, Tao..was Tao. For some reason I was just not feeling that place (at one point I even wanted to leave before 2..and im usually the girl who hates last call). We wander around, dance a little, have the Bachelorette do her dares, meet a grenade (actually I didn't remember how bad it was until I saw pics. Yikes) while sitting around upstairs and chit chat (I was bored mmmkay?)
Finally leave around 2. Get back up to the suite. Drunkenly complain to my GFs how the night sucked and I hope the rest of the trip doesn't suck (tad bit melodramatic. tee hee). Knock the eff out...
DAY 2..Encore beach club, lavo, blush, surrender. NEXT!
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