I’m sitting at work depressed to be back home after a pretty crazy party weekend in Vegas over the last weekend…. So I thought I would share our bachelor party trip:
When did we go?
Thurs, July 22-Mon, July 26.
Why did we go?
For a Bachelor Party.
How many?
15 guys… About 10 of us have been friends for years. Only myself and the bachelor have been to Vegas before…
Average Age of the group?
26-27.
From?
Toronto, Canada.
Where did we stay?
Half at Venetian. Half at Caesars.
I’m going to refer to myself and my friends as “buddy” and leave out names as to abide by the what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas pledge and to protect those who do not want their stories shared… hahaha… and we were smashed about 99.99% of the time as you will see...
Thursday Night:
We land in Vegas about 10:40pm hammered from the plane ride… 4 of us ran up a tab on the plane of about $300… at $5 a drink, that’s 60 drinks… yum. We brought a mini-ipod stereo on the plane and played tunes non-stop for the 4 hour plane ride with no complaints… was a pretty good crowd. We stumbled through the airport and eventually found our luggage and met up with the rest of our group at the baggage claim… Jumped in the first limo of the weekend and off to the Venetian we go…
Checking in at the V, looong as check-in line, but we’re all smashed having a party in line with our stereo cranked… we get to the front desk eventually where we meet a hot sexy clerk who was checking us in… a few flirtatious lines later and a marriage proposal she offered to upgrade our rooms without any money offered… we had 2 Venezia Bella Rooms booked…. I’m not sure what the upgrade was that we got cause we only got moved to the Venetian Tower and had the same rooms… oh well.. it was free and the tower is closer to the casino floor.
After several more drinks in the room, it’s probably about 1:00am now and we hit the strip… Partied on over to Carinval Court where the party was bumping…A few us bought these big dirty ass size drinks in cups that stood about 4’ high for $40 each…. WoW! A few of the boys had the first pick-ups of the trip at this joint… They were alright, but it is Carnival Court.. I give the chicks a B.
About 3:00am-ish we wobble over to ROK…Not too much to report from this place… Partied there till probably 5am-ish where another buddy picked up a solid D+ chick :s
Bed time: 6:00am – We wanted to be rested for DITCH Friday!
Friday Day:
We jumped in limo #2 of the trip and arrived at Ditch around 12:00pm…. Bypass the small-line that was there and paid reduced cover of $15 through Janelle… Sweet hook up! At Ditch on Friday, Rev Run, DJ Rukus, Simmons’ Daughters and Nick Cannon were there… WOWOWOWOW… this party was simply off the hook!!!!
We wondered around the pool trying to find our group and get a chill spot… About 7 of us were at the party….There were a couple daybeds left to book… But the beds were off to the side and we prefer to be right in the party, which is in the pool!! So we held down a couple chairs as our chill spot and ran a tab with the rude waitress (the only bad part)… we ended up spending about $850 on the group tab… after that we each spent probably another $200 each… Best money spent in Vegas… The girls were friendly and hammmmmmmmmered… grinding up and down all over the fucking place and on us =D A few hours into the party I ordered a round of Patron shots for everyone and a few ladies… let’s just say those were the last shots I ordered…. Warm and HUGE! Everyone had the I wanna puke look on their face… glad everyone had a chaser in hand!
The only pictures we took were at DITCH… then the camera was maxed out on storage… I’ll post the pictures as soon as I find the camera. I also have some video of the party….
Partied started to die several hours later… was easily 1,000 people there, my buddies all left and I stayed behind with a newly found lady friend… we closed down the party with only us 4 left in the pool. I was pretty tipsy.
Jumped in a cab (the only cab of the weekend) got the cab to stop at a liquor store cause I had a drunken appetite for some Bud Light Limes…. I stumble in and back out and the cab is there, meter is running and no cabbie! I’m like where the fuck is this guy? I look into the liquor store and the man is standing in line eating some sort of a sandwich on my running meter….I had some words with him and eventually made my way back to the Venetian…
Oh… and apparently my blackberry isn’t waterproof. Phone destroyed.
Total Tab for DITCH was probably about: $2,000.
Friday Night:
I honestly cannot remember what we did Friday night. When I do I will add it.
I only remember 2 things from Friday night:
1. I know we had a limo booked to take us to Sapphires, but we didn’t make it.
2. Buddy 1 and Buddy 2 had 4 ladies in the suite Jacuzzi.
Bed time: 7:00am-ish.
Saturday Day:
Gambled all morning at the Venetian… Combined Wins: $20,000 Combined Losses: $17,000.
Played in a big poker tournament… cost: $500
Went to the Gun Range where machine guns, AK47s, etc were fired… cost: $250…BANG BANG BITCH!
Drank copious amounts of alcohol… Cost: CHEAP.
Chilled at the Venetian Pool…Cost: Free.
We wanted to ease into the next 24 hours of partying…
Saturday Night:
7:00pm we all meet at Paris for the bachelor party steak dinner at Mon Ami Gabi… Awesome steaks which I would have enjoyed more, but my body was in party mode… belly couldn’t handle too much food… our tab was still about $1,000…
From there we headed to a buddy’s suite at Caesars Palace for pre-drinkage before wilding out at PURE Saturday night… One buddy brings these 3 chicks for pre-drinkage…. Almost asked them for ID… but they weren’t for me soooo….
We head to PURE at midnight…and we are already feeling tipsy…. the line was about 500 people deep… we met our host in the Pussycat Doll area and walked straight in past the lines and all the people… ohhh does it feel good not to wait in line =D We arrive at our table in the white room right beside the dance floor and our bottles start to arrive… We had 6 1L bottles… A mixture of Goose, Crown and Rum…
Security told us we weren’t allowed to talk to the girls at the table beside us because they were with some big shot gangster looking dude. Not allowed? Yea right buddy…. We partied hard… About 4:00am-ish I spilled a drink on Mr.Gangster… I offered a celebratory shot, he agreed, I brought it over he wouldn’t do it so he MADE one of his girls do it…. Hmmm…
Left PURE around 5:00am-ish… partied and gambled some more till the weee hours of the morning.
A buddy woke up and had 3 girls in his room after the club… 2 were passed out and 1 was awake… wow… she a little crazy… wouldn’t leave his room… had to call security to remove them… hahaha…
Tab for PURE was about: $4,000
Bedtime: 8am-ish.
Sunday Day:
Wake up at 11am… after 3 hours of sleep… we were all still smashed… throw our bathing suits on and head to the lobby and jumped in limo #7 of the weekend and headed over to WET Republic…
Our host Cory hooked it up pretty nice… walked right in no issues and got our big corner daybed at a minimum spend of $750… Bad Boy Bill was spinning so the party was gonna blow up sooooon…. WOW beautiful ladies everywhere at this party… not as crazy as the ones at DITCH, but they still held their own.
An easy comparison between the 2 parties is:
DITCH girls didn’t mind getting their hair wet.
WET girls didn’t want to get their hair wet.
The party continues and the drinks, slushy pitchers and the kamikaze shots start to flow… People are busting moves everywhere, beach balls are flying… We were definitely the party spot in the pool… Splashing the water to the house music beats is a good way to make room at WET! Hahahah….
You’d be surprised how easy it is to meet sexy ladies in Vegas if you have a running open tab and bottles….it’s gold.
Tab for this party was $2,500 by the end of the day.
Sunday Night:
Went to Sapphires. Nothing need be said.
Monday Day:
Airport – half of us lost our voices and could barely speak – so it was fun trying to answer all the asshole custom officer’s questions. Few of us got to experience the full body scanners… Played slots at the airport. Me and my buddy got our seats switched to the extra row cause some chick was prego and couldn’t sit there… so they gave us unlimited free beer for the flight.
My buddy had 1 Canadian.
I had an apple juice.
Couldn’t do it.
And now I am sad and depressed to be back home.
We are going to return in 6 months… just for the pool parties!
Stay tuned…. Gonna put the little video I have and the DITCH pictures together and post it soon time…..
Vegas. What a place.
When did we go?
Thurs, July 22-Mon, July 26.
Why did we go?
For a Bachelor Party.
How many?
15 guys… About 10 of us have been friends for years. Only myself and the bachelor have been to Vegas before…
Average Age of the group?
26-27.
From?
Toronto, Canada.
Where did we stay?
Half at Venetian. Half at Caesars.
I’m going to refer to myself and my friends as “buddy” and leave out names as to abide by the what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas pledge and to protect those who do not want their stories shared… hahaha… and we were smashed about 99.99% of the time as you will see...
Thursday Night:
We land in Vegas about 10:40pm hammered from the plane ride… 4 of us ran up a tab on the plane of about $300… at $5 a drink, that’s 60 drinks… yum. We brought a mini-ipod stereo on the plane and played tunes non-stop for the 4 hour plane ride with no complaints… was a pretty good crowd. We stumbled through the airport and eventually found our luggage and met up with the rest of our group at the baggage claim… Jumped in the first limo of the weekend and off to the Venetian we go…
Checking in at the V, looong as check-in line, but we’re all smashed having a party in line with our stereo cranked… we get to the front desk eventually where we meet a hot sexy clerk who was checking us in… a few flirtatious lines later and a marriage proposal she offered to upgrade our rooms without any money offered… we had 2 Venezia Bella Rooms booked…. I’m not sure what the upgrade was that we got cause we only got moved to the Venetian Tower and had the same rooms… oh well.. it was free and the tower is closer to the casino floor.
After several more drinks in the room, it’s probably about 1:00am now and we hit the strip… Partied on over to Carinval Court where the party was bumping…A few us bought these big dirty ass size drinks in cups that stood about 4’ high for $40 each…. WoW! A few of the boys had the first pick-ups of the trip at this joint… They were alright, but it is Carnival Court.. I give the chicks a B.
About 3:00am-ish we wobble over to ROK…Not too much to report from this place… Partied there till probably 5am-ish where another buddy picked up a solid D+ chick :s
Bed time: 6:00am – We wanted to be rested for DITCH Friday!
Friday Day:
We jumped in limo #2 of the trip and arrived at Ditch around 12:00pm…. Bypass the small-line that was there and paid reduced cover of $15 through Janelle… Sweet hook up! At Ditch on Friday, Rev Run, DJ Rukus, Simmons’ Daughters and Nick Cannon were there… WOWOWOWOW… this party was simply off the hook!!!!
We wondered around the pool trying to find our group and get a chill spot… About 7 of us were at the party….There were a couple daybeds left to book… But the beds were off to the side and we prefer to be right in the party, which is in the pool!! So we held down a couple chairs as our chill spot and ran a tab with the rude waitress (the only bad part)… we ended up spending about $850 on the group tab… after that we each spent probably another $200 each… Best money spent in Vegas… The girls were friendly and hammmmmmmmmered… grinding up and down all over the fucking place and on us =D A few hours into the party I ordered a round of Patron shots for everyone and a few ladies… let’s just say those were the last shots I ordered…. Warm and HUGE! Everyone had the I wanna puke look on their face… glad everyone had a chaser in hand!
The only pictures we took were at DITCH… then the camera was maxed out on storage… I’ll post the pictures as soon as I find the camera. I also have some video of the party….
Partied started to die several hours later… was easily 1,000 people there, my buddies all left and I stayed behind with a newly found lady friend… we closed down the party with only us 4 left in the pool. I was pretty tipsy.
Jumped in a cab (the only cab of the weekend) got the cab to stop at a liquor store cause I had a drunken appetite for some Bud Light Limes…. I stumble in and back out and the cab is there, meter is running and no cabbie! I’m like where the fuck is this guy? I look into the liquor store and the man is standing in line eating some sort of a sandwich on my running meter….I had some words with him and eventually made my way back to the Venetian…
Oh… and apparently my blackberry isn’t waterproof. Phone destroyed.
Total Tab for DITCH was probably about: $2,000.
Friday Night:
I honestly cannot remember what we did Friday night. When I do I will add it.
I only remember 2 things from Friday night:
1. I know we had a limo booked to take us to Sapphires, but we didn’t make it.
2. Buddy 1 and Buddy 2 had 4 ladies in the suite Jacuzzi.
Bed time: 7:00am-ish.
Saturday Day:
Gambled all morning at the Venetian… Combined Wins: $20,000 Combined Losses: $17,000.
Played in a big poker tournament… cost: $500
Went to the Gun Range where machine guns, AK47s, etc were fired… cost: $250…BANG BANG BITCH!
Drank copious amounts of alcohol… Cost: CHEAP.
Chilled at the Venetian Pool…Cost: Free.
We wanted to ease into the next 24 hours of partying…
Saturday Night:
7:00pm we all meet at Paris for the bachelor party steak dinner at Mon Ami Gabi… Awesome steaks which I would have enjoyed more, but my body was in party mode… belly couldn’t handle too much food… our tab was still about $1,000…
From there we headed to a buddy’s suite at Caesars Palace for pre-drinkage before wilding out at PURE Saturday night… One buddy brings these 3 chicks for pre-drinkage…. Almost asked them for ID… but they weren’t for me soooo….
We head to PURE at midnight…and we are already feeling tipsy…. the line was about 500 people deep… we met our host in the Pussycat Doll area and walked straight in past the lines and all the people… ohhh does it feel good not to wait in line =D We arrive at our table in the white room right beside the dance floor and our bottles start to arrive… We had 6 1L bottles… A mixture of Goose, Crown and Rum…
Security told us we weren’t allowed to talk to the girls at the table beside us because they were with some big shot gangster looking dude. Not allowed? Yea right buddy…. We partied hard… About 4:00am-ish I spilled a drink on Mr.Gangster… I offered a celebratory shot, he agreed, I brought it over he wouldn’t do it so he MADE one of his girls do it…. Hmmm…
Left PURE around 5:00am-ish… partied and gambled some more till the weee hours of the morning.
A buddy woke up and had 3 girls in his room after the club… 2 were passed out and 1 was awake… wow… she a little crazy… wouldn’t leave his room… had to call security to remove them… hahaha…
Tab for PURE was about: $4,000
Bedtime: 8am-ish.
Sunday Day:
Wake up at 11am… after 3 hours of sleep… we were all still smashed… throw our bathing suits on and head to the lobby and jumped in limo #7 of the weekend and headed over to WET Republic…
Our host Cory hooked it up pretty nice… walked right in no issues and got our big corner daybed at a minimum spend of $750… Bad Boy Bill was spinning so the party was gonna blow up sooooon…. WOW beautiful ladies everywhere at this party… not as crazy as the ones at DITCH, but they still held their own.
An easy comparison between the 2 parties is:
DITCH girls didn’t mind getting their hair wet.
WET girls didn’t want to get their hair wet.
The party continues and the drinks, slushy pitchers and the kamikaze shots start to flow… People are busting moves everywhere, beach balls are flying… We were definitely the party spot in the pool… Splashing the water to the house music beats is a good way to make room at WET! Hahahah….
You’d be surprised how easy it is to meet sexy ladies in Vegas if you have a running open tab and bottles….it’s gold.
Tab for this party was $2,500 by the end of the day.
Sunday Night:
Went to Sapphires. Nothing need be said.
Monday Day:
Airport – half of us lost our voices and could barely speak – so it was fun trying to answer all the asshole custom officer’s questions. Few of us got to experience the full body scanners… Played slots at the airport. Me and my buddy got our seats switched to the extra row cause some chick was prego and couldn’t sit there… so they gave us unlimited free beer for the flight.
My buddy had 1 Canadian.
I had an apple juice.
Couldn’t do it.
And now I am sad and depressed to be back home.
We are going to return in 6 months… just for the pool parties!
Stay tuned…. Gonna put the little video I have and the DITCH pictures together and post it soon time…..
Vegas. What a place.
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