Lollipops and LEDs Trip report July 15-18 2010

[Murlin]

A few of you guys after reading my first TR encouraged me to do this TR. I want to start out by saying this trip was completely different from my last. On the first trip I hardly left the strip clubs but I never stepped a foot into one on my second trip. Don’t worry though; this trip was better than the first one…. And a hellofva lot cheaper.

Ok I’m trying to save money the weekend before my trip but all I want to do is go out and party because I’m so anxious to be in VEGAS! So to prevent me from going out and blowing a wad of cash I just start packing on Saturday night instead. So in the Vegas frame of mind I turn on fuse, which is doin a tribute to Lil Wayne, and his lollipop video is currently on. In the video lil Wayne is on the strip with all the bright lights behind him while he is sucking on a lollipop. Of course he has a ton of girls he has generously provided lollipops to as well. I have never seen this video and was literally crying from laughter cause I knew right away what I was going to be doing in VEGAS! So after being inspired by lil wayne I hit up the grocery store a day or so before my trip and bought two big bags of lollipops. F*&#in LOLLIPOPS! Hahahaha “She lick me, like a lollipop (yeah i like that)”

Thursday July 15th
Show time! First order of business back home was old charter and seven. Started at like 10AM. Flying out of Shreveport LA I land in Vegas at 2:15 in the afternoon. Walk out the door to catch a cab and Damn it’s hot! Cabs gauge says 116 degrees. Can’t be but damn it’s hot. The next person that tells me “but it’s a dry heat” better not be standing next to me cause there gonna be wearing there teeth around there neck. It’s a hot 116! First order of business is the liquor. I am the first one to arrive so I get to be the bitch and run the errands and check in. I got the goods and headed to the hotel. We stayed at PH Towers Westgate. It was a kick ass hotel! We got the 2 bedroom king suite which was more than enough for 4 guys and it was a hell of a lot of fun hosting a bachelorette party but I don’t want to get ahead of myself (that’s day 3). I get checked in and set up the mini bar and pour myself a crown and seven.

Bout 30 mins later the two Florida boys come strolling thru the front door ready to party. We will call them Bob and Tom. (Real funny guys) They are impressed as I was with the suite but are ready to get some grub. We head over to the Rio to put some food down our gullet. I think the buffet was called the carnival or something like it and it was $30 something. Good food over all I just didn’t eat a lot because I was drinking all day and already stuffed from drank. Those guys made up for the part I didn’t eat. We fill up and head back to the room to get ready for Minus 5 in the Mandalay. We arrive there and its impressive being in that igloo. We met some Australians in there who were feeling pretty good and wearing shorts. Also met three ladies celebrating a 40th Bday who were worse off than the Australians. Made for some funny entertainment. The girls claim to have been in there for 3 hours… I made it maybe 30 mins. I swear one of my nuts froze off. We have the last member of our crew showing up soon so we head back to the suite to get ready to hit up TAO for the night. The last member of our crew Mike from Georgia gets there and he pulls out all these LED lights. Lights that stick to the bottom of your glass, lights that have magnets on them to clamp on to clothing, lights you can wear around your neck. At first we were a little unsure of how cheesy this might appear in the club but we were already halfway lit so who cares right. Turns out the idea kicked ass. So many girls asked us about these f***in lights all weekend. We are set up and ready with our Lollipops and LEDs and got a table waiting at Tao. We show up I think around 11:30 and it is packed. Bob had the hook up for us with Tao (his buddy who lives in Vegas has a friend who works there) Erin met us outside to get us in. We had a table in a hallway somewhere. I couldn’t tell you much about Tao cause I was already drunk when I got there. I think the total bill including taxes and tips was close to a grand for two bottles. I know some rapper was having a party there and the dance floor was packed. I knew I was pushing my limits so I slowed down with some water cause I knew I was gonna be out till the sun comes up at least. The table next to us had a group of girls from Chicago that Bob and Tom were entertaining and Mike was on the dance floor most of the night. I kept hopping back and forth on the dance floor and our table. I think the only way I kept finding my way back is because of those LEDs. You could be on the other side of Tao with three walls separating us and I would know where you were those lights were so bright. You wont believe the cheesiness of these lights and how they still had women approaching you. HAHAHA you girls are too easy Well maybe not that night…

We partied and met a ton of people had so much fun and I have no clue what time it was but huge guys in suits started to herd us out of the club. I tried to explain to him we had a table but he insisted they were closing. I took his word for it because he had no neck and I’m pretty sure he could have snapped mine like a twig. So we are ushered out of Tao and I am stumbling and slurring. I think it may have been 4 or 5am. I don’t even know where Tao is located but on the cab ride to the room apparently some shady business was going on. I am told (Which for the record I am denying any of this ever happened) the cab driver suggested we needed some company to join us in the room. He proceeds to call up some “strippers” and gives the phone to me. I really have no recollection of any of this. I still believe it is all made up. Well we get to the room and I crash in my clothes and I’m done for the night. Until… my buddy is slapping me in the face saying “You have someone here to see you wake up bro. And pull that lollipop that is stuck to your collar off”. Let me just say if I had better friends they would have just let me sleep. If this actually did happen that is. If I was to make up a story now I would say the two girls were attractive and very friendly young ladies. One was Asian and the other a blonde. They were good friends cause one would always help out the other if they needed a hand. J In this completely made up story I would say that the blonde claimed to be a porn star and the Asian girl was pretty aggressive about getting me into the room alone with her. And in this fictional story I would be completely unaware of my surroundings and what she was doing after she got out of my bed. Like over there by the table near the window where I had my CASH crumpled up and scattered like a DRUNK person would do. WTF
Since none of that happen I am convinced it was Mike who stole my money that night since he was willing to spot me cash till my transfer arrived in my bank account. I do remember rolling over in my bed and seeing the sun come up. I wish I could have been thinking of something moving or have an epiphany at that moment but it was more like a slurred “hey look it’s the sun” as I crashed. That’s a wrap for day one. It was fun and all worth it even after getting robbed.

[Murlin]

Lollipops and LEDs II

Friday July 16th
I hear the crew in the living room still partying from the night before. I think it is like 9:30AM. I get up walk in there and they all start laughing at me like I did something stupid or something. WTH I know better… I make better decisions than those db’s even when I’m drunk. They are ready to eat so we go down stairs walk thru miracle mile mall (I think that’s what its called) into the casino to a restaurant to hit up breakfast. We start chowing down and I notice my jaw is in serious pain. Actually its like my teeth are bruised like I got punched from inside my mouth or something. I’ve got a lot of alcohol in my system so Im not able to eat much and just get a to go box. We start chatting about the previous night and what all went down the previous night. They all keep laughing at me and making fun of me so I play it cool and just take it like a man. Even though I know what they are saying is false. =) After breakfast we head back to the room for some sleep those guys still hadn’t been asleep yet. When we get back I still feel pain in my mouth and as we are going thru the pics from the camera we notice I have a damn lollipop in my mouth in every pic from the night before. Who knew that shit can actually hurt you and cause physical pain if you eat to many. Hahaha Damn I don’t use my brain sometimes. The inside of my cheek felt like I bit the holy F*&k out of it. That lollipop that was stuck to my collar may have been stuck to the inside of my cheek at first. WTH?!?!

So we recharge our batteries for ditch Friday, which at this point in time starts in like 2 hours. We wake get ready head out to ditch around 2pm. We got the hook up from Janelle who put us on the guest list. A few guys on jc.com recommended her to us. She was very helpful and we didn’t pay to get in I don’t think that was part of the deal but the no necks just waved us thru. When we got there it was already hopping. Did I mention it was hot outside? 110 plus. I am really starting to hurt now and my mouth is all jacked up. The crew is doing good overall but I think the sun kind of got to us. I think we were there about 2 hours and decided to head back. While waiting for a ride we start up a conversation with a couple of girls I think one is from Canada and one from Cali. While waiting in the cab line we find out we are staying at the same place so we decide to get an escalade and avoid the wait and just divide the fee up amongst us. The driver was awesome. He pumped up the tunes and we were jamming on the way back. I wish I had gotten his card to let every one know about this guy. On the way the youngest immature one of our crew proceeds to tell stories (fictional stories) about hookers and porn stars in our room the night before. Probably not his finer moment but hey I had already made a complete ass of myself the night before so it was ok. But that wasn’t enough he then began to profess his love for his girlfriend… WTF We will never know what could have been if Tom would have just kept his mouth shut. We get back to the room with out the girls whom we were initially hitting it off with and I eat my breakfast on an even more upset stomach now. The whole crew takes this time to get some rest so we can return to form for the night ahead of us. We wake up about 9:30PM except for Bob who spent all day with his buddy and gambling. Since I am dragging, Bob and Tom head out to what I thought he said city center… I later realize they went somewhere else like Town Square or something. They were wanting the bar scene and since Mike and I walked over to city center and were already in front of Eve, we just decided to use these passes we bought to get into a number of clubs. Since I am missing 2k I decide to get a flask and just carry it with me in my back pocket and drink on some sipping whiskey (Woodford Reserve very good stuff) for the night. I couldn’t drink like I did the night before cause my stomach was still hurting and I couldn’t AFFORD IT! We get there and the place is awesome. It was much smaller than Tao the night before but a great sexy atmosphere. The ladies dancing on the stage were very sexy and had moves that made every one including the straight women horny. My good friend Mike was working the dance floor and had a few hot girls around him doin a little bumpin when this very large woman decided to claim him as her little pet. HAHAHA I was thinking all right its payback time for last night. So I grab my camera and snap a couple of pics of him helpless under this woman’s (if you can call her that) control. Please do not let this one woman (if you can call her that) have any weight in your decision to check out Eve nightclub. This woman (if you can call her that) was just one woman (if you can call her that) among many beautiful ladies. I don’t know what the reviews of this nightclub have been in the past but I would recommend it. We got there early which is recommended because it became slammed packed. We danced on the dance floor for a few hours till we realized we were dancing around a bunch of dudes. It was a great ratio at first but somewhere after midnight it was just too many people and those were mostly dudes. Like I said it was awesome for a few hours but then the ratio just kind of flipped on us. That night they had some sexy ladies there. I think we left around 1:30 and decided to walk a little further in city center and checked out gold lounge. This was probably my least favorite club/lounge of the trip. It was very small and had more of a hip-hop feel to it. Just wasn’t into that. We did stay for about 45 min to make the most of it. Met a birthday girl gave her a lollipop and took a pic. HAHAHA Lollipops!

When we exited Gold we decided to hit up Pure and it is already late by the time we walk down to Caesars. We had a VIP pass for all three of these clubs that night and they all three let us use them. Even at pure the guy with the clipboard told us that the passes were only good up to midnight but still let us thru. That may have been cause it was only two of us. We walked around Pure but could even reach the dance floor it was so packed. We walked upstairs and just weren’t feeling it so we just decided to head back. On the way back my buddy wanted to gamble so he took that detour while I headed back to crash. Missed seeing the sunrise since I was in bed asleep around 4AM. As I went to sleep I noticed my stomach was starting to feel better. Now that im looking back on it I am thankful cause the best day was still ahead of us.

[Murlin]

Lollipops and LEDs III

Saturday July 17th
We slept in that next morning till 10:30AM. Life started returning back to our bodies. I had drank a lot less the night before so was starting to feel better. We wanted breakfast so we rushed down stairs but missed it by 2 min. We ended up going to some Hawaiian Cheeseburger place in the mall. It was ok nothing special though. While I was feeling better I still wasn’t feeling up to eating though so I got halfway done and packed it in a to go box. We head back up stairs and everyone else wants to rest a little but I am starting to feel better so I throw on my swim suit and head to the pool down stairs. The PH Towers pool is not a party but if you want to chill its great to just hang out. I didn’t hang around the pool much because the heat was killing me so I head upstairs. On the elevator up I met two really cool girls. We started chatting about where we had been the previous two nights and realized we were on the same floor. These girls were very friendly and were with 8 other girls for a bachelorette party. Oh and did I mention one of the girls is a playboy model. We head back to our separate rooms but I invite them to our room for a pre party that night. I get back in the room and lay down for about 20 min when Bob comes in the room and tells us to come check it out. We walk into the living room and 11 girls are standing in the doorway giggling at us. YAHTZEE! I felt like I just hit the jackpot. I wish I had a pic of the look on Bobs face when he opened the door to see all these ladies. They come in introductions are made; phone numbers exchanged and they head out shortly to go to Tao Beach. We had purchased the palms wristband for that night and invited them to join us. We decided just to chill for a while to get ready for the night that we knew was gonna be kick ass. A couple hours later the two girls I met in the elevator decide to just come chill with us. So we all chill out in our suite for an hour or so waiting on the rest of their crew to get back from Tao Beach. Turns out these California girls are real cool chicks and we all hit it off laughing and cutting up. The girls leave to get ready for the night and we kind of just chill out and end up falling asleep. We get woken up to an emotional Tom. HAHAHA He is drunk as a skunk. Boohoo crying about his girlfriend and how much he loves her. He thinks she is the one that he wants to marry. He is dead serious… He woke us up to ask us how do you know for sure you have got the right girl to marry. HAHAHA Dude don’t hate on him. We have all had those drunken crying moments. I sat him down and explained to him how marriage can be awesome but is usually a complete waste of time. HAHAHA We settle him down and hit the sack again. I wake up and it’s almost 9PM so I hop in the shower start to get ready then wake the other guys up. We all start drinking listening to some music and the girls knock on the door and we head down to the Palms. We ended up loosing Bob he was pretty much done for the trip and two of the girls didn’t want to go so we have 9 girls and 3 guys rolling in a limo to the palms. We are partying in the ride over and arrive feeling very good. But when we get out of the limo the playboy model starts to vomit and is not feeling good at all so she bails back to the room to get some rest. So first stop is Rain. It was more like a rave than a club. We get 8 girls and 3 guys in and the girls buy us guys some drinks. J That’s the way it should be! We start to dance for a little while and see the fire show and then head up to Moon. We stayed here most of the night. I am wired at this point. I swear someone slipped me some drugs or something. All that rest really paid off for me. The views from outside are awesome. I am dancing with the bride to be and all of the girls really. We are having a blast. At some point we see Carrot top and Chris Angel. I still don’t know why everyone was making a big deal about those two. But it was cool. We danced, laughed and the girls were trashed. Unfortunately I have a 7AM flight that I have to get on and clock is ticking. We wind down around 4 and its just mike and I left with 6 girls at this point. Mike is not feeling the atmosphere and I have to start packing so we make a stop at the Ghost bar to say we were there and head back to the room. Girls are about a half hour behind us. I get to the suite and jump in the shower pack and get everything in order to fly out. Its pushing 4:30 when the girls just barge into our room drunk off their ass. They were gone. I am so disappointed I have to leave in a short while. But I am enjoying every second I get with these girls cause they are fun. The playboy model decided to join us when we got back to the room and she was still the cool ass chick she was earlier but now she was in her panties and a t-shirt. We had a lot of fun. =) HAHAHA I cant really say anymore about this night. I can say it didn’t end there.
Well it had to come to an end. I have some new friends and I got to say they are almost as cool as my friends and me. They were a lot of fun to party with. I plan on meeting up with those girls again for sure. I am gonna try and get the pics up in the next few days.

I hope you guys enjoyed the trip report.

I wish they all could be California girls

[somnambulated]

Epic

[WarreN]

BINGO!

Never a disappointing moment in your TR my friend. GJ.

[Murlin]

lollipop pics

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This Pic is from Thursday night at TAO. This explains a lot about what went down. Ive got the best friends in the world. The best in the world
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[Murlin]

Old ARMY buds... We are to old to do this more than once a year

[Murlin]

[WarreN]

Lol nice pics

This 2nd girl from the left...lol she looks...whats the word...I dont even know, but its hilarious.

[Murlin]

Lol nice pics

This 2nd girl from the left...lol she looks...whats the word...I dont even know, but its hilarious.

I know these girls were trashed. I barely talked to them... Bob and Tom were all over them and the next thing I know they were gone. They disappointed me

[Charles~]

Lol nice pics

This 2nd girl from the left...lol she looks...whats the word...I dont even know, but its hilarious.

Like Tonya on most nights?

[Matt]

Lol nice pics

This 2nd girl from the left...lol she looks...whats the word...I dont even know, but its hilarious.

Like the girl next to her just removed her hand from inside her?

[gubuju]

nice!

lollipops for all on the next trip!

[Murlin]

Lol nice pics

This 2nd girl from the left...lol she looks...whats the word...I dont even know, but its hilarious.

Like the girl next to her just removed her hand from inside her?

HAHAHA that was the first thing I noticed. That night I was so wasted I dont remember talking to these girls at all.

[Murlin]

nice!

lollipops for all on the next trip!

HAHAHA sweet! The girls loved it.