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  • #91
    Breeze providing this thread with an Epic Comeback! A LOT of good ones.

    I'll add another - -

    If attempting a Casino robbery, DO remember to use a motorcycle and keep your helmet on. But DO NOT forget to cash in those $25k Chips before the casino expires them.
    "Bringing a girl to Vegas is like bringing a warm beer to a bar that serves FREE COLD BEERS... and everyone sitting there just spilling Cold Beer all over the place and you have to pretend you just loooove your warm beer." - Andy Haynes

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    • #92
      Originally posted by BSM View Post
      Breeze providing this thread with an Epic Comeback! A LOT of good ones.

      I'll add another - -

      If attempting a Casino robbery, DO remember to use a motorcycle and keep your helmet on. But DO NOT forget to cash in those $25k Chips before the casino expires them.
      Thanks

      I like that Bellagio/ water fountain one I saw at the top of the thread.

      Ever tried it?

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      • #93
        Do not Gamble your last $100

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        • #94
          Originally posted by Breeze View Post
          Originally posted by BSM View Post
          Breeze providing this thread with an Epic Comeback! A LOT of good ones.

          I'll add another - -

          If attempting a Casino robbery, DO remember to use a motorcycle and keep your helmet on. But DO NOT forget to cash in those $25k Chips before the casino expires them.
          Thanks

          I like that Bellagio/ water fountain one I saw at the top of the thread.

          Ever tried it?
          Nopes - sounds fun though, right?
          "Bringing a girl to Vegas is like bringing a warm beer to a bar that serves FREE COLD BEERS... and everyone sitting there just spilling Cold Beer all over the place and you have to pretend you just loooove your warm beer." - Andy Haynes

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          • #95
            Don't pawn your plane ticket...
            anonanon
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            December 30, 2010 - January 2, 2011
            January 7, 2011 - January 9, 2011
            October 27, 2011 - October 30, 2011
            December 30, 2011 - January 2, 2012
            April 24, 2012 - April 27, 2012
            August 31, 2012 - September 3, 2012

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            • #96
              It's never a good idea to go gambling when your blackout drunk from too much patron at the club. You wind up waking up in strange places.
              I have not yet begun to defile myself.

              Vegas History:
              Apr 10-15 2006
              Jun 3-6 2007 (Solo mission)
              Jun 22-26 2008
              July 23-27 2009 (Cougars and Cali girls)
              Feb 4-10 2011 (Superbowl weekend)
              March 16-19 2012 (March Madness/St. Pattys)
              May 22- 26 2012: Business & Pleasure
              Jun 2012: Moved to VEGAS!

              Superbowl Weekend 2011
              http://forums.jackcolton.com/showthread.php?t=6522

              July 23-27 2009
              http://forums.jackcolton.com/showthread.php?t=6281

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              • #97
                If you are standing by the entrance of the club and highly nervous shady looking young fella comes by and says ''are you guys trying to get into the club, I can help?''. Tell him ''I am good my man''.

                Otherwise they will take your money and promise you that you will be in shortly guess what you will never see him again.

                Especially if you been to JC forums you better not fall for this trick.
                ''In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life.'' - George Best

                www.armyofdrinkers.com- Join the revolution!

                Vegas Trips;

                September 2004, 2005, 2006, 2008 (Birthday trips). Jan 2009 (CES Trip). March 2009 and 2010 (St.Patty's Weekend).RNYE 2011, mAyOD Invasion 2011, MDW 2011, AOD Halloween Weekend Invasion, mAyOD 2012, EDC 2012. MARCH 29th 2013 thru APRIL 1st 2013 Next trip: May 2013 Invasion

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                • #98
                  Don't think the limo driver can't hear what your doing in the backseat......
                  anonanon
                  ------------
                  December 30, 2010 - January 2, 2011
                  January 7, 2011 - January 9, 2011
                  October 27, 2011 - October 30, 2011
                  December 30, 2011 - January 2, 2012
                  April 24, 2012 - April 27, 2012
                  August 31, 2012 - September 3, 2012

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                  • #99
                    Don't forget to eat especially when its 100 degrees outside and you've been drinking for 10 hours straight.
                    I have not yet begun to defile myself.

                    Vegas History:
                    Apr 10-15 2006
                    Jun 3-6 2007 (Solo mission)
                    Jun 22-26 2008
                    July 23-27 2009 (Cougars and Cali girls)
                    Feb 4-10 2011 (Superbowl weekend)
                    March 16-19 2012 (March Madness/St. Pattys)
                    May 22- 26 2012: Business & Pleasure
                    Jun 2012: Moved to VEGAS!

                    Superbowl Weekend 2011
                    http://forums.jackcolton.com/showthread.php?t=6522

                    July 23-27 2009
                    http://forums.jackcolton.com/showthread.php?t=6281

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                    • Originally posted by nel167 View Post
                      Don't forget to drink water especially when its 100 degrees outside and you've been drinking for 10 hours straight.
                      fyp

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                      • Do make sure the cab drivers know (or at least think) you've been there before when taking you from the airport. Tell them "no tunnel," "don't long haul me," "I'll pay you $20, you decide how much of it is your tip" or whatever is your favorite way to do it.

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                        • Learn (preferably before you leave) where the nearest hospitals are and possibly get phone numbers because one of ur REALLY drunk travel buddies may end up there (once or twice)!

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                          • Do NOT blow $700 on Roulette because you hit black for $100 one time and you just know it's gonna hit again! Nope...not good...

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                            • Originally posted by nel167 View Post
                              Don't forget to eat especially when its 100 degrees outside and you've been drinking for 10 hours straight.

                              oops .... ..... LDW 2010, had some chicken fingers at Wet around noon saturday, and next solid food I had was 8am Monday at Burger King in McCarran!
                              Vegas Trips

                              2010
                              July, LDW, Nov

                              2011
                              Super Bowl, July 4th, Aug

                              2012
                              CES, Feb, Aug, Dec

                              2013
                              CES, mAyOD

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                              • Originally posted by asg View Post
                                Do make sure the cab drivers know (or at least think) you've been there before when taking you from the airport. Tell them "no tunnel," "don't long haul me," "I'll pay you $20, you decide how much of it is your tip" or whatever is your favorite way to do it.
                                Yup, cost me $35 my first trip. Second time around I knew better and it was $18.

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