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    New Trip Report~

    Here's my report for the last few days.

    -Whipped Cisco's grandma driving ass on the way up to Vegas

    -Drank and gambled at Caesars.

    -Hustled a corner jr suite at T.I. by showing the girl at the front desk my wiener.

    -Had the gang come over to hang out. Punched Cisco in the face, put Raul in a triangle choke. Had a threesome with Cristina and Nicole.

    -Gambled until sunrise. Then took a cab down to Peppermill around 7am for Bloddy Marys and a reuben. Great combo, I know.

    On the way there my sober ass decided to hang out the cab window like the joker because his a/c was broken. Quite the sight, I'm sure.

    -Went to hotel pool, got drunk again, saw Mystere, got more drunk, went to Earl's.

    -Monday decided to troll random tourists, chucked some bitches purse that decided she'd throw my shirt on the ground and claim my chair. Lesson learned for her.

    -Ate some bomb shit at Mesa.

    -Probably got more drunk.

    Whatever. Fuck TRs.
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    Hahaha I could vouche for Charles actually being in Vegas!! Pics will be up soon haha
    "I'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's life." -Mitch Hedberg

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    • #3
      haha
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      • #4
        Thanks for the half ass report.

        Kori I think he means he showed his wiener and they felt sorry for him so he got an upgrade.
        I swear feels like the last few nights we've been everywhere and back but I just cant remember it all

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        • #5
          Originally posted by KC2Vegas View Post
          Thanks for the half ass report.

          Kori I think he means he showed his wiener and they felt sorry for him so he got an upgrade.
          LOL
          I'm picturing some guy reading this forum, misunderstanding, trying that at the hotel, and the hotel clerk shaking their head..

          ummm, since I can't have a reuben right now, I think I'm gonna go to Costco and get the hot dog and add tons of sauerkraut with some KETCHUP since I can't get a bloody mary right now.

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          • #6
            LOL @ Kori

            The hot dog trick. Can we get somebody else to try this elsewhere? Maybe the Wynn, see if they get upgraded.
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            • #7
              Originally posted by NyceGuy View Post
              LOL @ Kori

              The hot dog trick. Can we get somebody else to try this elsewhere? Maybe the Wynn, see if they get upgraded.
              Bonus points if it is a guy at the front desk and you pull this off.

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              • #8
                Our threesome was amazing i must say!
                call it what you wanna call it, Imma fucking ALCOHOLIC
                Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.”
                "I'm a bitch I know, can we get past that little factoid now, thanks!"
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                • #9
                  I'll try to stick the "hotdog" and bloody mary between a reuben sandwich at Encore to see what happens. Somethings gotta happen with that....

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                  • #10
                    You would have gotten a bigger suite it your wrapped your wiener with a $20 bill...

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by blibblab View Post
                      You would have gotten a bigger suite it your wrapped your wiener with a $20 bill...

                      Charles would be more likely to wrap his dong in Monopoly money.
                      -WarreN aka "The Business"

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by justcole0516 View Post
                        Our threesome was amazing i must say!
                        You were amazing Nicole! xo

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by SexCbiaach View Post
                          Originally posted by justcole0516 View Post
                          Our threesome was amazing i must say!
                          You were amazing Nicole! xo
                          I aim to please
                          call it what you wanna call it, Imma fucking ALCOHOLIC
                          Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.”
                          "I'm a bitch I know, can we get past that little factoid now, thanks!"
                          "Follow the Handcuffs for a good time"
                          http://www.facebook.com/#!/nicole.patterson1

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