Friday 6/11 - Day started out normal, went to work and left early, on the way home from work got a call that one of the 5 guys missed his flight. He's going to stand-by and if he doesn't get on the next flight he probably won't go. I arrived at the Philly International on time, and found out one of the other guys going was able to get a free flight on my flight (works at airport). Arrived at LAS half hour early and found out the guy that missed his flight wasn't able to get on the standby flight and was not going to be attending the weekend fiasco. All 4 of us arrived around the same time and departed for the MGM.
After unpacking we walked the strip looking for a liquor store. Along the way we were harassed by the guys passing out Pokemon cards as I call them (I made it my goal to take as many as I can home with me lol). Along the way we stopped at a place offering $3 Car-bombs. Couldn't resist so we had 2 rounds and proceeded on. Arrived at the liqour store, bought a bottle of Patron, some Crown and a bottle of Stoli. Went back to the room got drunk, and didn't really know what to do so we went to Tabu in the MGM.
One of the guys had to go to the bathroom and never came back. So once we got inside we danced, dranked some more, had a good time. One of the other guys left back out and they wouldn't let him back in because he was too drunk (he was actually sober, he's just a really silly guy that likes to dance, me on the other hand was smashed but I play it off nicely). I walked him back to the room, and went to go find my other friend. He was outside enjoying a cigar and we went back in the club, we danced some more, sat down on the couches....and fell asleep. Bouncers tapped us, we left, went back to the rooms and passed out.
NOW!!! I do not state the next statements are true or false as I don't recall any of this. But apparently, during hte middle of the night, I woke up and starting pissing on the window sill. Again, I can't say this is true or false. All I know is when I woke up saturday morning, my pants were on the ground next to where I fell asleep.
Saturday 6/12 - Woke up around 9:30 and noticed that the other 2 guys from our trip wasn't in the room. It was just me and my other drunken pal. So we made our way to the buffet; had a good breakfast and went to the spa. After relaxing for a bit, we got back to the room where we found out the guy that left us at the line in tabu actually went back to the room and went to sleep. We got dressed, had some more drinks and made our way to Wet Republic.
It was about Noon at this time. While waiting in line (1.5 hours) we started talking to a group of (3) young ladies behind us. Found out they were from England now living in Vancouver (as a side note, I never knew that British accent was so hot until now lol). We decided to increase our chances of getting in by saying we were with them. Once we got inside i was going to by the ladies a round but lost them so after scoping out the place, we ended up in the pool. I must say, it was definitely on and poppin in there, but there was definitely room for improvement. We found the ladies and they invited us to there chair. We sent our one friend over to get the stuff and during the walk back over, he slipped in the pool, and all our clothes and money got soaked...oh and his camera did too. Fortunately for me my camera is waterproof so I was still able to take pics. We found out some more information about them and that they were actually part of a huge bachelorette party and were going to XS that night. We got there room information and decided to meet up with them later that evening. After some time, they left Wet and we followed suit.
Back in the rooms, had some more drinks, got dressed and made our way to Planet Hollywood (where the ladies were). We arrived and they weren't ready so we grabbed a bite to eat at Cabo Wabo outside. I wasn't feeling too hot so I ended up not even touching my dinner. Got back to the room with the ladies and left to meet up with the rest of the bachelorette party. Once we met I overheard one of the young ladies talking to there other friends and mention something about "being afraid of Black Cock". My ears perked up, I looked over at her and stated "Excuse me, you're afraid of what now?" The chick turned red giggled and ran off with her friends.
Left PH and made our way to XS via cab (all the girls 14 total went via limo). Waited in line for roughly 40 minutes and made it inside. The place was MASSIVE, I never thought it was going to be that huge. Music was good, drinks were as expensive as I thought. Went looking for the ladies and discovered them but in the process we lost one guy. After repeated text messages on how to find us, we later found out he left the club, went back to the hotel room where he then discovered that he didn't have the hotel key. Came back to the club, got the key from the bachelor and actually left the club with him and they went back to the room and went to sleep. So again for the 2nd night straight it's just me and my partner in crime. Dancing ensues (might I also state that I won't be going to back XS. That dance floor is a friggin sausage fest.) and i had a couple drinks but not too many becasue I still wasn't feeling well. The bachelorette parties left after 2 of there friends were at the point they couldn't walk anymore. It was now my buddy and the original 4 girls we met at Wet.
They didn't want the night to end so we went back to there room and then we went over to Spearmint Rhino. Lap dances were had and the ladies were wiped and decided to head back to there hotel. Since that was our last day there, we said our goodbyes, added whoever on facebook and went our seperate ways. Me and my buddy stayed around at the Rhino. I decided to call it quits when I noticed he was falling asleep. For some odd reason though I was wide awake....strange to say the least. After each getting a lapdance we went back to the hotel, met up with the other 2 guys. Buffet breakfast was decided but the one guy passed out on the couch. So the 3 of us went to the buffet. After filling up the food box back to the room, carried the one guy and all our luggage, checked out. Arrived at the airport and the passed out guy realized he missed his flight, was able to get on the next one so we all made it home safely.
Notes for future visits. We are not going to take the one guy that kept going back to the room. He's now banned from any friend vacations. Second, buy a case of water for the room, it saves lives lol. Third, I definitely have to stay longer, I was able to keep going but everyone else was too tired. Oh and i'm now in love with Vegas.
After unpacking we walked the strip looking for a liquor store. Along the way we were harassed by the guys passing out Pokemon cards as I call them (I made it my goal to take as many as I can home with me lol). Along the way we stopped at a place offering $3 Car-bombs. Couldn't resist so we had 2 rounds and proceeded on. Arrived at the liqour store, bought a bottle of Patron, some Crown and a bottle of Stoli. Went back to the room got drunk, and didn't really know what to do so we went to Tabu in the MGM.
One of the guys had to go to the bathroom and never came back. So once we got inside we danced, dranked some more, had a good time. One of the other guys left back out and they wouldn't let him back in because he was too drunk (he was actually sober, he's just a really silly guy that likes to dance, me on the other hand was smashed but I play it off nicely). I walked him back to the room, and went to go find my other friend. He was outside enjoying a cigar and we went back in the club, we danced some more, sat down on the couches....and fell asleep. Bouncers tapped us, we left, went back to the rooms and passed out.
NOW!!! I do not state the next statements are true or false as I don't recall any of this. But apparently, during hte middle of the night, I woke up and starting pissing on the window sill. Again, I can't say this is true or false. All I know is when I woke up saturday morning, my pants were on the ground next to where I fell asleep.
Saturday 6/12 - Woke up around 9:30 and noticed that the other 2 guys from our trip wasn't in the room. It was just me and my other drunken pal. So we made our way to the buffet; had a good breakfast and went to the spa. After relaxing for a bit, we got back to the room where we found out the guy that left us at the line in tabu actually went back to the room and went to sleep. We got dressed, had some more drinks and made our way to Wet Republic.
It was about Noon at this time. While waiting in line (1.5 hours) we started talking to a group of (3) young ladies behind us. Found out they were from England now living in Vancouver (as a side note, I never knew that British accent was so hot until now lol). We decided to increase our chances of getting in by saying we were with them. Once we got inside i was going to by the ladies a round but lost them so after scoping out the place, we ended up in the pool. I must say, it was definitely on and poppin in there, but there was definitely room for improvement. We found the ladies and they invited us to there chair. We sent our one friend over to get the stuff and during the walk back over, he slipped in the pool, and all our clothes and money got soaked...oh and his camera did too. Fortunately for me my camera is waterproof so I was still able to take pics. We found out some more information about them and that they were actually part of a huge bachelorette party and were going to XS that night. We got there room information and decided to meet up with them later that evening. After some time, they left Wet and we followed suit.
Back in the rooms, had some more drinks, got dressed and made our way to Planet Hollywood (where the ladies were). We arrived and they weren't ready so we grabbed a bite to eat at Cabo Wabo outside. I wasn't feeling too hot so I ended up not even touching my dinner. Got back to the room with the ladies and left to meet up with the rest of the bachelorette party. Once we met I overheard one of the young ladies talking to there other friends and mention something about "being afraid of Black Cock". My ears perked up, I looked over at her and stated "Excuse me, you're afraid of what now?" The chick turned red giggled and ran off with her friends.
Left PH and made our way to XS via cab (all the girls 14 total went via limo). Waited in line for roughly 40 minutes and made it inside. The place was MASSIVE, I never thought it was going to be that huge. Music was good, drinks were as expensive as I thought. Went looking for the ladies and discovered them but in the process we lost one guy. After repeated text messages on how to find us, we later found out he left the club, went back to the hotel room where he then discovered that he didn't have the hotel key. Came back to the club, got the key from the bachelor and actually left the club with him and they went back to the room and went to sleep. So again for the 2nd night straight it's just me and my partner in crime. Dancing ensues (might I also state that I won't be going to back XS. That dance floor is a friggin sausage fest.) and i had a couple drinks but not too many becasue I still wasn't feeling well. The bachelorette parties left after 2 of there friends were at the point they couldn't walk anymore. It was now my buddy and the original 4 girls we met at Wet.
They didn't want the night to end so we went back to there room and then we went over to Spearmint Rhino. Lap dances were had and the ladies were wiped and decided to head back to there hotel. Since that was our last day there, we said our goodbyes, added whoever on facebook and went our seperate ways. Me and my buddy stayed around at the Rhino. I decided to call it quits when I noticed he was falling asleep. For some odd reason though I was wide awake....strange to say the least. After each getting a lapdance we went back to the hotel, met up with the other 2 guys. Buffet breakfast was decided but the one guy passed out on the couch. So the 3 of us went to the buffet. After filling up the food box back to the room, carried the one guy and all our luggage, checked out. Arrived at the airport and the passed out guy realized he missed his flight, was able to get on the next one so we all made it home safely.
Notes for future visits. We are not going to take the one guy that kept going back to the room. He's now banned from any friend vacations. Second, buy a case of water for the room, it saves lives lol. Third, I definitely have to stay longer, I was able to keep going but everyone else was too tired. Oh and i'm now in love with Vegas.
laughed my ass off
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