My AOD 2010 TR/Yelp Reviews

[Guest]

Since I m writing my reviews, I might as well make them kind of TR style so people get a feel of how the JC'ers do it. Hope you guys enjoy!

[Guest]

Thursday - Tao Beach (4/5 stars)

I have been to Tao Beach many times, but this time was a special event for Jack Colton's opening party. I wouldn't expect the atmosphere to be like Wet on a non-holiday/non special event day. I got in at about noon and we received our special wristbands + open bar wristbands as well. TB did a good job of making sure we got the cheapest vodka in the house since it was free. Of course Red Bull drinks were definitely off limits. I pillaged the open bar from 1-3 and everyone pretty much got wasted.

Before I got wasted, I do recall my boy KC hitting on one of the lolly pop girls working here and was actually successful. I believe he is still stext'ing her today for his next trip.

As the day progressed, the girls get braver with liquor. Either they stripped down to pasties, or just go straight topless. The fellas definitely appreciated it as long as they aren't too saggy. I was so hammered at this point and everyone looked like they had 3 breasts. Overall Tao Beach is a good place for a quick little pool party pre-game on a Thursday before the real deal during weekend like Wet or Rehab.

[kori]

The fellas definitely appreciated it as long as they aren't too saggy. I was so hammered at this point and everyone looked like they had 3 breasts.

lol.... any pics?

write the other four days!

[dnix]

The fellas definitely appreciated it as long as they aren't too saggy. I was so hammered at this point and everyone looked like they had 3 breasts.

lol.... any pics?

write the other four days!

you were there.........

[Guest]

Thursday Night - Tao ( 5/ 5 stars)

Tao is pretty much the default club of Vegas. It sets the standards of clubbing. Everyone makes a pit stop here and we sure enough did that the first night of JC's opening day party. After my experience at Tao Beach, it was pretty much returning to the scene of crime where I was served cheap booze at the open bar and basically passed out in my room.

Fortunately in the back of mind I was slick enough to set my alarm to 9PM and wake up on time. I woke up still with a pounding headache, but somehow managed to shave, shower, get into a nicely ironed shirt and blazer (dry clean your shit before you leave and toss it in the car!) within the hour. I don't remember who I took the cab with to the Venetian, but I found my way there.

At the doors of Tao it was complete mayhem as always. But when you got the JC free pass, there is never a line and no worries. I walked up to the clipboard host and told him my deal. He got me in this side line with like 4 or 5 people.. opposed to the other line which had about 100 people and maybe 60 of them are scantly clad hot women in their club dresses. haha Sucks to be them spending all that time getting ready.

So within minutes I roll into Tao and as usual I have to walk my way up through the restaurant with the weak ambient music. I get up to the club level and saw my favorite girls in the bathtub and washing themselves. Nice! I wonder why the petals never fall off the nips.. how do they do it?

I got with my boys and open bar was yet again ON and cracking. I looked at the vodka, and sure enough it wasn't the cheap stuff. It was sky..so I decided to tear it up again. Not to mention this time around they were hooking up vodka redbull. So about an hour goes by f'in around with the boys and I m super hammered. I went to bathroom and I came back and pretty much lost everyone. I managed to find Cody.. one of D's boys and he was like "hey where did everyone go?" I just told him.. "forget them, lets just follow the asses and it always leads you to where you need to be". He just agreed and tagged along.

So we saw the bottle service girl, and she had a great ass. We followed her up the stairs to Tao Beach, and sure enough she led us to the JC table with Nassau. Everyone else was there already partying it up. I see MysticalSavage busting moves from Saturday night fever. He worked it in very well with the house music of today. PS you gotta see KC's videos to see those sick moves.

That pretty much summed up my night at Tao. Not so cheap booze, great asses, and MysticalSavage busting out moves from Saturday night fever.

[Koot]

Nice, those petals must hurt like hell when they remove them at the end of the night. I think that Confucius also said something about following great ass to happiness.

[Guest]

Nice, those petals must hurt like hell when they remove them at the end of the night. I think that Confucius also said something about following great ass to happiness.

haha spoken like a wise man. PS thanks for putting up an avatar, newbies should learn from you.

[WarreN]

Wasn't there a group walk-in to Tao or no?

Gary gettin his beauty sleep in showing up late! ROOKIE MOVE!

[Guest]

Wasn't there a group walk-in to Tao or no?

Gary gettin his beauty sleep in showing up late! ROOKIE MOVE!

Actually its a veteran move! I just mentioned I was there for the JC party, and never even waited like the group did

[WarreN]

oh, I thought the group was already inside...

[NyceGuy]

I woke up late and missed the group walk-in too.

[KC2Vegas]

I don't remember the walk in ??? Royale was I with you ?

[2MSR]

it was more of a little bunches of heads mobbin in at once.... don recall a group walk in like the bank...

[Guest]

I don't remember the walk in ??? Royale was I with you ?

Nope you got in way before me man! You met Nassau down there and you guys were video'in each other...

[NyceGuy]

I don't remember the walk in ??? Royale was I with you ?

I don't remember the walk in ??? Royale was I with you ?

Nope you got in way before me man! You met Nassau down there and you guys were video'in each other...

Yep, I walked up late and saw you guys on line so I joined you guys. I remember that.