I guess if someone can post a TR from last year, I can post mine from last month....
Thursday
Arrived in Vegas @ 4pm on thursday afternoon with my boy C, took a cab to MGM, checked in the room and got dressed for the afternoon. We were waiting for my cousin Brandon to drive in from Cali, so we decided to hit the roulette tables(my favorite way to lose money) we started off drinking only the free casino drinks until Brandon got there with the bottles. After losing $300 each, we decide we should go get something to eat. We walk over to Faturger and order the biggest fuckin burgers they have! While waiting for our food a group of chicks walk in so we decide to chop them up, well I do, my boy is married and decided to stay faithful that weekend(unfortunately, more on that later) and they say they arent going out tonight so we get their #'s and tell them we'll hit them up tomorrow. After we eat Brandon calls to tell us hes @ MGM and to meet him @ the front desk. It's now about 8pm and we start drinking and getting ready for the night, still not sure where we are going for the night, I thought we were gonna take it easy since (yeah right, not in Vegas) it was my first night drinking since I went to Iraq in August, and I wanted to be able to be functional the next day. So after talking about it for like 20 mins, C remembers that his cousin works @ Studio 54, so he calls him to see where we should go that night, his cousin tells us his girl works as a VIP host @ XS, and she can get us on the guest list, I mention this site says TAO is the place to go on thursdays, but we figured we would check out XS since none of us had been there before. So we get to Encore and call his cousins girl and she comes to meet us at the front of the hotel and walks us into the club, we go seperate ways from there. We go straight to the bar and that taking it easy shit goes out the window! I order us all 2 shots of Patron and a corona. After about 2 more shots and another corona I get tired of waiting for bartenders and standing up, so I buy a bottle of Goose. Our table is on the patio right in front of the waterfall, not bad for 1 bottle, I guess it was probably a slow night for them, but it seemed pretty packed to me, and the selection of ladies was to my approval! So we sit @ our table talking for 20 mins until this fat chick starts talkin to my cousin(he always attracts the fat chicks) and I start talkin to her hot friend. After deciding her friend was nuts, I move to the dancefloor where I start talkin to everygirl I see, going back to my table every 10 mins to refill my glass. I dont remember too many details from that night, but I do remember talkin to this Indian (dot) girl with a thick Scottish accent(hawt) and trying to get her back to the MGM with me, but her friend cock-blocked me(b*tch), by the time they leave, I was totally trashed and dont remember anything else.
Friday
Wake up around 9 and the other 2 are still sleeping, so I head down to the food court to get something to eat, while eating, some girl comes up to me and tells me that I was wildin out the night before, and that I smacked her ass in front of her husband(MY BAD) I then apologize and head back to my room. I wake the other 2 up and tell them I reserved a Cabana @ WR and it was time to head down there, they decided they wanted to be some bitches and not go, so I say fuck it and go to the casino, I had to get my money back from the yesterday. So after I lost another $400 I go back to the room to get these jackasses outta bed. we then go to the regular pool at MGM and it was ok. So chill by the pool for a few hours and we decide to go back to XS that night(I told them JC.com says its one of the best places to go on fridays, and since we can get in for free again, it seemed a no brainer to me) So we head to Fatburger again since we enjoyed it so much the day before, and Brandon hadn't had it, and it was cheap. On the way back, we see that Bobby Brown was going to be at some place the next night, and decide we were gonna be there! We get dressed and pregame in the room before we head to the club, I was dressed before the other 2, so I decide im going to play craps till theyre ready(won $20!!!!!) only down $680 for the weekend. They meet me downstairs and we head to the taxi line, decide its too long and give the guy $20 to get in the front of the line, worked like a charm! We get to XS and again were on the GL so we get in for free, as we walk in a few of the people who work there recognize me and start calling me "motorboat" apparently I motorboated like 6 chicks the night before, which I have no memory of @ all. We laugh about that for a while and head to the bar to get right! After walkin around the club for a minute, we start talkin to some ladies from LA, they say lets go get some shots, then after we order they look @ us like we're gonna pay for them after they brought it up, I tell them I'm not T-Pain and I dont wanna buy them a drank, they then call me a cheap asshole and leave(whatever) so I buy the shots and me and my boys drink ours and the chicks shots and start talkin to some other chicks, they offer to buy me a drink( my boy probably told every girl we talked to that I was on leave for 2 weeks, then I had to go back to Iraq) so after the shot, I buy a round and we decide to go get something to eat. I dont remember where we went to eat, but I zero in on my target for the night and start workin on getting her to the room. Her friends say they are going to Drais and they are getting some bottles or something and do we wanna throw in some money and come with them, my cousin says yea, and my boy says no and he goes back to room. So we head to Bills and I tell the girl I was workin on that I wanted to gamble for a min and I wanted her to come with, so after losing more $200 more, I tell her I'm ready to go, and invite her to come with, she takes me up on my offer and we head back to the MGM, we get to the room, and my boy in knocked out, I wake him up and tell him to get lost, and then I proceeded to get my grown man on! My cousin calls me around 730 or so and tells me he's outta cash and he cant get money outta the ATM till midnight, so me and the girl take a cab to Bills and she leaves with her friends and me and my cousin go back to the MGM and go to sleep. We wake up around 4pm and go eat and then go back to gamble, I lose another $150 and decide to go walk around the strip before I lose anything else.....
We decide to go to Bank and Haze that night, but go see my boys cousin @ studio 54 before that. We get ready and head down to 54 to have a few drinks, my boys cousin is bartending and asks us what we want, and my boy tells him "something that will get us fucked up" so he pours 3 of the biggest fuckin shots I have ever seen, which turned out to be "liquid cocaine" after that I have to more vodkas with a splash of lemonade in them and we head to Bank where we were supposed to be on the guestlist, after talkin to some jackass with a clipboard he tells us that we arent on the guestlist and we can get in for reduced cover, but not free, so we decide to pay the reduced cover and see how the club was. While we were in line, I guess some girl decided she was coming to my room later that night, as soon as we get in, we head straight to the bar and the girl comes up to me right away, I wasnt mad though, cuz I had noticed her and her friend in line, so we chilled with them for a while and decide we wanna head over to check out Haze, the girls are there with a bachelorette party and have to stay there, so I get their # and tell them we'll call them after we go to Haze. We walk over to Haze and the line is Craaaaaaaazy, we tell them we are on the guestlist, they say the guestlist is closed, and we have to get in line, there is no way im standing in line for a fuckin hour, so I say we want to get a bottle, they say its a 2 bottle minimum for $1200. FUCK THAT, we were already wasted from them fuckin drinks we had @ 54 and there was no way we could drink 1 let alone 2 bottles, so we head back over to Bank(which didnt impress me BTW) and meet up with them chicks again. We proceed to get totally wasted and I dont remember what happened the rest of the night. I wake up around 11am at the Hard Rock next to one of the girls from the night before, so I catch a cab back to the MGM
Thursday
Arrived in Vegas @ 4pm on thursday afternoon with my boy C, took a cab to MGM, checked in the room and got dressed for the afternoon. We were waiting for my cousin Brandon to drive in from Cali, so we decided to hit the roulette tables(my favorite way to lose money) we started off drinking only the free casino drinks until Brandon got there with the bottles. After losing $300 each, we decide we should go get something to eat. We walk over to Faturger and order the biggest fuckin burgers they have! While waiting for our food a group of chicks walk in so we decide to chop them up, well I do, my boy is married and decided to stay faithful that weekend(unfortunately, more on that later) and they say they arent going out tonight so we get their #'s and tell them we'll hit them up tomorrow. After we eat Brandon calls to tell us hes @ MGM and to meet him @ the front desk. It's now about 8pm and we start drinking and getting ready for the night, still not sure where we are going for the night, I thought we were gonna take it easy since (yeah right, not in Vegas) it was my first night drinking since I went to Iraq in August, and I wanted to be able to be functional the next day. So after talking about it for like 20 mins, C remembers that his cousin works @ Studio 54, so he calls him to see where we should go that night, his cousin tells us his girl works as a VIP host @ XS, and she can get us on the guest list, I mention this site says TAO is the place to go on thursdays, but we figured we would check out XS since none of us had been there before. So we get to Encore and call his cousins girl and she comes to meet us at the front of the hotel and walks us into the club, we go seperate ways from there. We go straight to the bar and that taking it easy shit goes out the window! I order us all 2 shots of Patron and a corona. After about 2 more shots and another corona I get tired of waiting for bartenders and standing up, so I buy a bottle of Goose. Our table is on the patio right in front of the waterfall, not bad for 1 bottle, I guess it was probably a slow night for them, but it seemed pretty packed to me, and the selection of ladies was to my approval! So we sit @ our table talking for 20 mins until this fat chick starts talkin to my cousin(he always attracts the fat chicks) and I start talkin to her hot friend. After deciding her friend was nuts, I move to the dancefloor where I start talkin to everygirl I see, going back to my table every 10 mins to refill my glass. I dont remember too many details from that night, but I do remember talkin to this Indian (dot) girl with a thick Scottish accent(hawt) and trying to get her back to the MGM with me, but her friend cock-blocked me(b*tch), by the time they leave, I was totally trashed and dont remember anything else.
Friday
Wake up around 9 and the other 2 are still sleeping, so I head down to the food court to get something to eat, while eating, some girl comes up to me and tells me that I was wildin out the night before, and that I smacked her ass in front of her husband(MY BAD) I then apologize and head back to my room. I wake the other 2 up and tell them I reserved a Cabana @ WR and it was time to head down there, they decided they wanted to be some bitches and not go, so I say fuck it and go to the casino, I had to get my money back from the yesterday. So after I lost another $400 I go back to the room to get these jackasses outta bed. we then go to the regular pool at MGM and it was ok. So chill by the pool for a few hours and we decide to go back to XS that night(I told them JC.com says its one of the best places to go on fridays, and since we can get in for free again, it seemed a no brainer to me) So we head to Fatburger again since we enjoyed it so much the day before, and Brandon hadn't had it, and it was cheap. On the way back, we see that Bobby Brown was going to be at some place the next night, and decide we were gonna be there! We get dressed and pregame in the room before we head to the club, I was dressed before the other 2, so I decide im going to play craps till theyre ready(won $20!!!!!) only down $680 for the weekend. They meet me downstairs and we head to the taxi line, decide its too long and give the guy $20 to get in the front of the line, worked like a charm! We get to XS and again were on the GL so we get in for free, as we walk in a few of the people who work there recognize me and start calling me "motorboat" apparently I motorboated like 6 chicks the night before, which I have no memory of @ all. We laugh about that for a while and head to the bar to get right! After walkin around the club for a minute, we start talkin to some ladies from LA, they say lets go get some shots, then after we order they look @ us like we're gonna pay for them after they brought it up, I tell them I'm not T-Pain and I dont wanna buy them a drank, they then call me a cheap asshole and leave(whatever) so I buy the shots and me and my boys drink ours and the chicks shots and start talkin to some other chicks, they offer to buy me a drink( my boy probably told every girl we talked to that I was on leave for 2 weeks, then I had to go back to Iraq) so after the shot, I buy a round and we decide to go get something to eat. I dont remember where we went to eat, but I zero in on my target for the night and start workin on getting her to the room. Her friends say they are going to Drais and they are getting some bottles or something and do we wanna throw in some money and come with them, my cousin says yea, and my boy says no and he goes back to room. So we head to Bills and I tell the girl I was workin on that I wanted to gamble for a min and I wanted her to come with, so after losing more $200 more, I tell her I'm ready to go, and invite her to come with, she takes me up on my offer and we head back to the MGM, we get to the room, and my boy in knocked out, I wake him up and tell him to get lost, and then I proceeded to get my grown man on! My cousin calls me around 730 or so and tells me he's outta cash and he cant get money outta the ATM till midnight, so me and the girl take a cab to Bills and she leaves with her friends and me and my cousin go back to the MGM and go to sleep. We wake up around 4pm and go eat and then go back to gamble, I lose another $150 and decide to go walk around the strip before I lose anything else.....
We decide to go to Bank and Haze that night, but go see my boys cousin @ studio 54 before that. We get ready and head down to 54 to have a few drinks, my boys cousin is bartending and asks us what we want, and my boy tells him "something that will get us fucked up" so he pours 3 of the biggest fuckin shots I have ever seen, which turned out to be "liquid cocaine" after that I have to more vodkas with a splash of lemonade in them and we head to Bank where we were supposed to be on the guestlist, after talkin to some jackass with a clipboard he tells us that we arent on the guestlist and we can get in for reduced cover, but not free, so we decide to pay the reduced cover and see how the club was. While we were in line, I guess some girl decided she was coming to my room later that night, as soon as we get in, we head straight to the bar and the girl comes up to me right away, I wasnt mad though, cuz I had noticed her and her friend in line, so we chilled with them for a while and decide we wanna head over to check out Haze, the girls are there with a bachelorette party and have to stay there, so I get their # and tell them we'll call them after we go to Haze. We walk over to Haze and the line is Craaaaaaaazy, we tell them we are on the guestlist, they say the guestlist is closed, and we have to get in line, there is no way im standing in line for a fuckin hour, so I say we want to get a bottle, they say its a 2 bottle minimum for $1200. FUCK THAT, we were already wasted from them fuckin drinks we had @ 54 and there was no way we could drink 1 let alone 2 bottles, so we head back over to Bank(which didnt impress me BTW) and meet up with them chicks again. We proceed to get totally wasted and I dont remember what happened the rest of the night. I wake up around 11am at the Hard Rock next to one of the girls from the night before, so I catch a cab back to the MGM
so we get to the outlet mall and I head straight to the sunglass hut and buy some Versace shades, and they helped my headache that I now had not control me for the day. After shopping for like 2 hours, I decide that it was time to go back to the room. So we leave and on the way back to the hotel, my cousins car starts overheating..... he said it only happens when he's moving slow, so we run into a traffic jam on the highway, and the Genius exits and goes directly to the strip..... I decide I would get back to the hotel faster if I walked and get outta the car by caesars and start walking, C gets out and starts walking too, and Brandon goes to find come coolant or something for his car. I get to the room and decide to try to eat something, so I walk over to subway. Get back to the room and go to sleep, only waking up to puke until about 9pm. I wake up and Brandon tells me he has to leave cuz he has to work @ 6am. So Chafe tells me to get up cuz its our last night and were not sitting in the fuckin room. I do as told and he tells me his cousin got us on the GL @ Tryst, so we head over and get there and tell them we want a bottle, so we get a booth right by the bathroom(I was ok with this cuz I didnt want to be in the middle of the action this night) after drinkin half the bottle his cousin and his girl and 2 of her friends come over to our table and get another bottle, we finish the 1st bottle, and his cousin and girl leave, so its me and my boy, and 2 chicks that work at XS and another bottle, we proceed to get wasted, and Carrot Top walks by and I make him take a shot with us and make him take a picture with me(dont really know why, but it seemed pretty awesome at the time) so the club gets ready to close and the girls invite us back to their house for an after-party with a buch of people who work with them, this was a no-brainer for us and we head to their house to party, the rest of the night is all a blur. I wake up the next morning in one of the girls bed, I know I had fun that night, but wish I remembered it. So I find my boy sleepin on the couch downstairs( turned down a VIP host from Tryst cuz he's married) sleeping and wake him up cuz we gotta get back to the hotel to pack and check out. So the girl I was with the night before gives us a ride back, and I get her number and tell her I well DEF. keep in touch with her! We head to the room, pack our shit, check out and head to the airport, find out our flight has been delayed 3 hours so we go to the airport bar and get wasted. The next day my boy finds out his wife had been cheating on him...... and he stayed faithful in Vegas....... all in all it was a kick ass weekend and I am going back in October with more people and it will probably exceed all expectations just like this one did!
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