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    Dear Las Vegas,

    It's been two long years since We left each other in worse shape than Kristie Alley. I hope that time heals all wounds, it wasn't you it was me. I needed some space. But after some soul searching and a few "blood tests" I think its time we meet up again.

    I apologize i advance for everything that I will do.

    Hard Rock,
    You created this person. I was not like this before I met you. It was your fault that I threw up on the wall, it was your fault that I fell asleep in the hallway. You have the video to prove it.

    But LV,
    just to let you know that we are continuing our relationship, you can't blame me for what I'm about to do. I didn't ask for your free drinks, or your tables at Wet Republic and Vanity. You offered you slut. Yes I am going to pay for these inhibitions, but know what you are getting yourself into. You have been warned.
    See you in a few hours,
    Joe
    1997 Luxor
    1998 Hard Rock
    2000 Mandalay Bay
    2001 MGM
    2001 Monte Carlo
    2002 Hard Rock
    2003 Stardust
    2004 Bellegio
    2004 Ceasers
    2005 The Hotel
    2007 Hard Rock
    2008 Palms
    2009 Palms Place
    April 15-19 2010 Hard Rock
    Aug 16-19 2012 Venetian
    Aug 15-20 2013 Palms

  • #2
    LOL too cute try to get some sleep tonight JOEM cause it sounds like you'll be riding L.V. long and hard....that slut.
    LAUGHTER WHEN A SMILE HAS AN ORGASM.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by joem1211 View Post
      Dear Las Vegas,

      It's been two long years since We left each other in worse shape than Kristie Alley. I hope that time heals all wounds, it wasn't you it was me. I needed some space. But after some soul searching and a few "blood tests" I think its time we meet up again.

      I apologize i advance for everything that I will do.

      Hard Rock,
      You created this person. I was not like this before I met you. It was your fault that I threw up on the wall, it was your fault that I fell asleep in the hallway. You have the video to prove it.

      But LV,
      just to let you know that we are continuing our relationship, you can't blame me for what I'm about to do. I didn't ask for your free drinks, or your tables at Wet Republic and Vanity. You offered you slut. Yes I am going to pay for these inhibitions, but know what you are getting yourself into. You have been warned.
      See you in a few hours,
      Joe

      Im just about to head to the airport myself!!!!!
      Hopefully well have a great time! Good luck!!
      Vegas April 20-23rd 2011
      Bachelorette Party
      Venetian- Bella Suites

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      • #4
        ohhhh, can't wait to read your trip report!
        I imagine you are heading back now hungover and exhausted.. hopefully you've kept track of details.

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