Everyone has been so nice to me and helpful since I joined the forum. I thought maybe someone could help me with a dilemma I have.
I currently own three Junkyards in Newark and also am looking to purchase three more but I can't right now because I’m a little short on cash. Anyway I own these junkyards, and really that's all that’s in them right now, a bunch of junk, old cars and stuff. My idea is to turn these junkyards into amusement parks!
I would make the old cars into rides, dig tunnels, sell lemonade and maybe even have places where you can pet horses and pigs and maybe even a Zebra. I know this big time Hunter in Africa and we have connections all over the world. I could definitely get at least one zebra.
I really think I can make some money with this venture but I'll be honest. I'm 5'6, 287 lbs, I wear sweatsuits and I have patchy body hair. The girls just don’t like me. When I used to be in top shape I would get chunky latin chicks all the time. They would call me a Stud and Papi and other kinky stuff.
I think if this idea goes over well, I will be able to impress some hot chicks who like to come to amusement parks. They will know I am the owner and the one who thought of the whole idea and they will be impressed.
I will give them free tickets to all the rides and then maybe even make out in the tunnel of love (which is a real underground tunnel that I dug in the yard myself)
I will have Bow and Arrow contests and maybe even make my own sandwiches, which are world famous. I make them with a little prosciutto, some gabagool.
Here is my dilemma. I need to know what type of permits I need to get just in case one of the zebras attacks a kid or some shit.
I have some references from some big time Forum members who have said nice things about me in the past that I listed on my business plan. Here are some of their quotes.
Nassau- Larry is a retard
Dnix - Larry is a really fat man
Ellejay - He's chubby, and still a virgin
NyceGuy- Hes disgusting. Hes always scratching his balls.
Moezilla - Anyone would be a Fool to take this guy serious.
They all vouch for me. If anyone can get me the permits under the table, I will make sure you are taken care of at the park for life, free passes, tickets to the rides and free sandwiches for everyone.
I’m interested in hearing your replies.
I currently own three Junkyards in Newark and also am looking to purchase three more but I can't right now because I’m a little short on cash. Anyway I own these junkyards, and really that's all that’s in them right now, a bunch of junk, old cars and stuff. My idea is to turn these junkyards into amusement parks!
I would make the old cars into rides, dig tunnels, sell lemonade and maybe even have places where you can pet horses and pigs and maybe even a Zebra. I know this big time Hunter in Africa and we have connections all over the world. I could definitely get at least one zebra.
I really think I can make some money with this venture but I'll be honest. I'm 5'6, 287 lbs, I wear sweatsuits and I have patchy body hair. The girls just don’t like me. When I used to be in top shape I would get chunky latin chicks all the time. They would call me a Stud and Papi and other kinky stuff.
I think if this idea goes over well, I will be able to impress some hot chicks who like to come to amusement parks. They will know I am the owner and the one who thought of the whole idea and they will be impressed.
I will give them free tickets to all the rides and then maybe even make out in the tunnel of love (which is a real underground tunnel that I dug in the yard myself)
I will have Bow and Arrow contests and maybe even make my own sandwiches, which are world famous. I make them with a little prosciutto, some gabagool.
Here is my dilemma. I need to know what type of permits I need to get just in case one of the zebras attacks a kid or some shit.
I have some references from some big time Forum members who have said nice things about me in the past that I listed on my business plan. Here are some of their quotes.
Nassau- Larry is a retard
Dnix - Larry is a really fat man
Ellejay - He's chubby, and still a virgin
NyceGuy- Hes disgusting. Hes always scratching his balls.
Moezilla - Anyone would be a Fool to take this guy serious.
They all vouch for me. If anyone can get me the permits under the table, I will make sure you are taken care of at the park for life, free passes, tickets to the rides and free sandwiches for everyone.
I’m interested in hearing your replies.
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