Last night at MGM Grand

[Skinny Larry]

I hit a cold streak at the craps table. To make a long story short I owe the Casino $12K. I am selling some items you may be interested in. Serious inquiries only

1) Bear Skin rug $300
2) flat screen monitor $200
3) 3 mink coats $1200
4) 2 pink rings $350 each
5) 12 cowboy hats (imported from texas) $35 each
6) 2 stain glass lamps $50 each
7) cordless phone $35 - no battery
8) 50 cd's of great mixing dance music $890
9) 2 pair wide cuffed jeans (waste 52) $80 each. These pants are classics (Travolta use to wear same type)
10) 5 Pair of SeanJohn sweat pants $70 each
11) Lost season 2 DVDS $45
12) Velvet Smoking Jacket $25
13) snow shovel $50
14) bow-n-arrow set $500
15) Picture of dogs playing poker $80
16) bullet proof vest $350
17) old revolver classic $700
18) 1974 Plymouth $1000
19) used Xbox360 $30
20) satellite phone $1200
21) 300 adult videos $500 for all
22) workout videos $20
23) chewing gum (Big Red) 10 cents a pack
24) pipe $45
25) Bay City Rollers Picture $500
26) tank tops $10 each
27) roller blades $50
28) skate board $5
29) boots $50
30) 20 bottles of windex $100 for all

[Matt]

I'd like a mink coat, 3 bottles of windex and some Big Red please.

[NyceGuy]

Is this forreal?

[masterdeviance]

I'll take the bear skin rug, thanks buddy. It should go well with my tiger skin rug. Next will be a lion skin rug to complete my "modern apex carnivores" collection.

[Skinny Larry]

I'd like a mink coat, 3 bottles of windex and some Big Red please.

Matty, as a gesture of appreciation I will throw in Cowboy hat and a pinky ring

[Skinny Larry]

I'll take the bear skin rug, thanks buddy. It should go well with my tiger skin rug. Next will be a lion skin rug to complete my "modern apex carnivores" collection.

Master-D, I know a big time hunter that might be able to hook you up with the lion skin. I can probably get you one for a nickle ($500)

[dnix]

how much for you to stop posting?

[Matt]

I'd like a mink coat, 3 bottles of windex and some Big Red please.

Matty, as a gesture of appreciation I will throw in Cowboy hat and a pinky ring

Thanks man, I reckon that'd look really good with the mink coat. Let me know if you can get hold of a gold cane.

[Skinny Larry]

how much for you to stop posting?

Nixer, I gotta say I'm a little hurt. I thought we bonded a little in that other thread.

I can be a good poster for this board, I'm just getting my feet wet. Don't give up on me!

[dks67]

i am waaaaaay to gullible.

[kori]

call me when you have money.

[arm22]

i am waaaaaay to gullible.

You and me both. Now.........I'm laughing hard.