Friday:
Maybe I will start this review with a quick back story… everyone seems to like it. This trip to Vegas was supposed to be three guys. My friends from college, Boot and Craig. Craig needed a vacation… Last summer Craig was slated to ruin his life and get married. But a few days before the wedding I got a text from Craig. It went something like this “Wedding is off. She’s a cheating whore. Coming back to my parents.” Turns out this slut was banging some dude that works at subway. So, Craig called off the wedding days before. They lived together is some small hick town in northern Michigan. Craig moved out of their place… but never really broke it off. Well, after some state cuts Craig lost his job as prison guard smacking around young thugs… so he didn’t come to Vegas. I thought his excuse of lack of employment was lame. But there’s more to this… but it happened when I got home from Vegas… I will save that.
Boot and I get to the airport a little after noon… our flight was at 3PM… we were early and excited. So we boozed. On the flight we have several more drinks to pass the almost four hours by. By the time we landed I was down a hundo in airplane drinks and feeling good. We land, check into NYNY, grab beers and head up to the room. It was close to 6PM Vegas time and we are hungry. We get ready for the night and head to the Mirage to grab food and gamble. We ate at BLT burger… I love that place. During my last trip I had about five salmon burgers from there. We eat, gamble some then head to Bellagio. At the Bellagio we had the best blackjack dealer. He was a kind, gentle Asian man named TAO. I kept telling everyone at the table he had “soft, kind, gentle hands.” He was giving me good cards. We both left up several hundred and heading to Wasted Space. We were both very drunk by now. Wasted Space was easy to get in and we grabbed those $40 open bar wristbands… that also included cover. But for some reason we ordered red bull and vodka there… so we had to pay more every time we got a drink. Boot loves well drinks… I was less than thrilled to drink piss. So I wanted to try and hide it in red bull. We were there to meet up with some members. Loves, Aria and THE CHANG. I like the name THE CHANG… so I put it in all caps. I knew what Loves and Aria looked like from facebook. I saw Aria setting at a table… I think she said some bouncer guy brought them there. I didn’t care… I walked to say hi… I guess the guy that bought the table didn’t like that. Because I remember some dude in a Tommy Hilfiger polo was looking at me funny. I wanted to punch him in the throat…but went to the bathroom instead, where I paid some attendant to wash my hands for me. We did meet up with everyone and they were great. My friend Boot was really wasted and wanted to leave. I wanted to stay… I was having a good time. But, being a good friend… I left with Boot… which I regret. We played some blackjack there at the Hard Rock then left. I remember leaving…. There was a huge line to get a taxi. I yelled some profanities which seemed to get the cab wranglers attention. Boot gave him $20 and the next cab was ours. I don’t really remember much more from NYNY… back in the room Boot said he wanted to go gamble. It was 2AM and I was ready to pass out… I justified it by telling myself it was 5AM back in Michigan. So Boot goes and gambles. At 8AM I wake up… look over… and Boot is not in his bed. I start to freak out. Boot is a crazy dude... a number of scenarios run through my head. Most of them end with Boot in jail. This has happened several times. I call him, shocked when he answers the phone. He tells me he’s still gambling and hooked up with some chick from Australia. I knew the Australia part was a lie… but I was too weak to argue. He comes to the room a few minutes later with a beam and coke in hand. He confirms his love from down under was joke… mumbles something else and falls on the bed and passes out. He was gone for a long time. I think he went to the jack shack. He was talking about getting a massage all day and night. He would not shut up about it. I went back to bed.
Saturday to come… It was more fun…
Maybe I will start this review with a quick back story… everyone seems to like it. This trip to Vegas was supposed to be three guys. My friends from college, Boot and Craig. Craig needed a vacation… Last summer Craig was slated to ruin his life and get married. But a few days before the wedding I got a text from Craig. It went something like this “Wedding is off. She’s a cheating whore. Coming back to my parents.” Turns out this slut was banging some dude that works at subway. So, Craig called off the wedding days before. They lived together is some small hick town in northern Michigan. Craig moved out of their place… but never really broke it off. Well, after some state cuts Craig lost his job as prison guard smacking around young thugs… so he didn’t come to Vegas. I thought his excuse of lack of employment was lame. But there’s more to this… but it happened when I got home from Vegas… I will save that.
Boot and I get to the airport a little after noon… our flight was at 3PM… we were early and excited. So we boozed. On the flight we have several more drinks to pass the almost four hours by. By the time we landed I was down a hundo in airplane drinks and feeling good. We land, check into NYNY, grab beers and head up to the room. It was close to 6PM Vegas time and we are hungry. We get ready for the night and head to the Mirage to grab food and gamble. We ate at BLT burger… I love that place. During my last trip I had about five salmon burgers from there. We eat, gamble some then head to Bellagio. At the Bellagio we had the best blackjack dealer. He was a kind, gentle Asian man named TAO. I kept telling everyone at the table he had “soft, kind, gentle hands.” He was giving me good cards. We both left up several hundred and heading to Wasted Space. We were both very drunk by now. Wasted Space was easy to get in and we grabbed those $40 open bar wristbands… that also included cover. But for some reason we ordered red bull and vodka there… so we had to pay more every time we got a drink. Boot loves well drinks… I was less than thrilled to drink piss. So I wanted to try and hide it in red bull. We were there to meet up with some members. Loves, Aria and THE CHANG. I like the name THE CHANG… so I put it in all caps. I knew what Loves and Aria looked like from facebook. I saw Aria setting at a table… I think she said some bouncer guy brought them there. I didn’t care… I walked to say hi… I guess the guy that bought the table didn’t like that. Because I remember some dude in a Tommy Hilfiger polo was looking at me funny. I wanted to punch him in the throat…but went to the bathroom instead, where I paid some attendant to wash my hands for me. We did meet up with everyone and they were great. My friend Boot was really wasted and wanted to leave. I wanted to stay… I was having a good time. But, being a good friend… I left with Boot… which I regret. We played some blackjack there at the Hard Rock then left. I remember leaving…. There was a huge line to get a taxi. I yelled some profanities which seemed to get the cab wranglers attention. Boot gave him $20 and the next cab was ours. I don’t really remember much more from NYNY… back in the room Boot said he wanted to go gamble. It was 2AM and I was ready to pass out… I justified it by telling myself it was 5AM back in Michigan. So Boot goes and gambles. At 8AM I wake up… look over… and Boot is not in his bed. I start to freak out. Boot is a crazy dude... a number of scenarios run through my head. Most of them end with Boot in jail. This has happened several times. I call him, shocked when he answers the phone. He tells me he’s still gambling and hooked up with some chick from Australia. I knew the Australia part was a lie… but I was too weak to argue. He comes to the room a few minutes later with a beam and coke in hand. He confirms his love from down under was joke… mumbles something else and falls on the bed and passes out. He was gone for a long time. I think he went to the jack shack. He was talking about getting a massage all day and night. He would not shut up about it. I went back to bed.
Saturday to come… It was more fun…
wow!!!!!!!!!
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