Ultimate Las Vegas Trip Report...

[Drew]

All we need is The Changs Approval and we're good!!!

I think we're good to go. Not like we're broadcasting it out there... just amongst our jc family ; )

[2MSR]

I think we're good to go. Not like we're broadcasting it out there... just amongst our jc family ; )

The Chang has spoken!!!

[Drew]

think we killed colton last night.... te he he

ok.... i did find simon.... eventually. he was dead.


had lunch with chaps and the girlfriend today, before heading to the airport, currently, waiting for our flight...

once i get back to london and have enough battery of my laptop i will write a proper tr for the past few days.

hope you guys made it back ok! looking forward to the TR and the final breakdown of points scored by each of you!!

[SexCbiaach]

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Thought the photo evidence of this would be perfect haha kinda blurry but yeah it works....
Marc at Work....

If only you had a flip!

[2MSR]

We could make money off of videos of Marc

that Whole little adventure woulda been awesome to have on a flip..... Epic!!!

[Guest]

That pic is awesome! Where is Cisco in that crowd... I thought he was a party animal

[aria]

Oh no. That's Marc on a mission to go destroy a marriage. It almost worked or so I heard.

[Jenn]

Marc? Destroy a marriage?

I am semi-patiently waiting to hear what the score was and who's the winner! According to Simon, "the girl" that jacked him, lost him some points.

[Jenn]

Simon doesn't remember his or Marc doesn't? I don't know how either of them (especially Marc) can remember much of anything!

[Cisco419]

That pic is awesome! Where is Cisco in that crowd... I thought he was a party animal

I was back in the room drinking... or trying to keep drinking. I was really really drunk at this point of that night!

[LondonUK]

The Finale:

So guys, it was an absolutely epic trip - it was a pleasure meeting all you guys out there, and all that is left to do now is to fill in our last 24hrs in Sin city:

After my last update where we'd just checked into NYNY, marc and I decide to go for a walk around the casino. It was a little after noon.

Our little walk around the casino (as so often happened during our trip) descended slowly into an all day drinking session. Shortly after getting onto the casino floor we realised that "nine fine irishmen" had just opened and thought it rude not to pop in for a cheeky pint....

They serve draught magners and so we ordered up a couple of pints. There was a very sweet girl sat along the bar from us who was minding her own business having some lunch and enjoying a drink. In the way that only marc can, he started a conversation with her out of thin air (having been just reminded by me that last time he did that the girl got up and left, he tried a strange new angle with this girl - "being nice") Much to his surprise, this girl (her name was Cameo) was quite receptive to "nice marc"'s chat. He bought her another drink and slowly the conversation turned towards strippers....

At this point Cameo said that she'd never given a lap dance before and so marc said he'd pay her if she gave him a lapdance - she agreed. She then admitted she didn't know how to give a lapdance, so being the AMAZING friend I am I gave her a lapdance (for free) so that she could learn. By this point the two bar tenders and the bouncer were pissing themselves laughing and so Cameo then danced for marc - who by this point had turned back into normal marc, told her it was shit and paid her $1.

Cameo claimed it wasn't her fault that she was bad at giving lapdances, and that her talents lay in gymnastics - both of our eyes lit up! So out to the casino floor we go and Cameo starts doing handsprings in the middle of the floor for us! We both fall about laughing and then all head back to the bar.

Marc decides a round of shooters is in order so 3 B52s are ordered and drunk. Marc (full back to normal by now) told Cameo that her "tits looked amazing when they were bouncing around while she was doing flips" and proceeded to give them a good groping. She laughed and he put a $1 bill in her cleavage. Finding this amusing he then proceeded to see how many quarters he could balance on the girls boobs - it was quite a few from memory (about $3 worth I think!).

By this point we've finished our drinks and so order some more, she protests that she's just waiting for her friends who've gone off sightseeing before their flight leaves at 5pm - he protest falls on deaf ears and she gets another drink. We all take another B52 as well.

Stories then start getting told about "crazy things we've done this week" her stories were not crazy, all of marc's were. She particularly liked the post NYE story about how marc bought a completely naked girl back to our hotel only to feel sorry for her and buy her a dress. Cameo says "noone has ever bought me a dress" so marc says "well I'll buy you one right now" and they walk out of the bar.

I have no idea where they've gone, so I tell the bar tender to keep our tab open and go play some Pai Gow Poker - I win $50 in 5 hands so head back to the bar - still no sign of them. I then get a bbm fro marc saying "just pulled her, order more shots" (pulling, like snogging means making out) so I order more shots. The two of them come back, and Cameo is no longer wearing the jeans and top she was in, but is now in a lovely green mini dress.

A couple more drinks down and marriage is suggested. Once more the bar tender is told to keep the tab open, we finish our drinks and off we go to the MGM wedding chapel. In under an hour we are done, photos taken, drunken film made and head back to NYNY. We have another drink there to celebrate and the two of them won't stop making out in front of me so I go play some more Poker. I'm sat there for about 30-45 minutes and am about another $100 up when i get another bbm saying "Cameo leaving, come say bye" I head back over and they are done saying good bye, she then says goodbye to me and makes out with me - classy - before walking off to go meet her friends and fly back to sacremento. Tab paid off and marc feels like playing some craps.

Marc plays some craps and I watch for a bit. NYNY are very good at bringing complementary drinks around so we stay a while. I then get bored of watching and go put $1 in a 1c slot machine. Just after I sit down a waitress asks if I'd like a drink - yes I would - and I carry on playing. I spin and spin until I have about 30c remaining and all of a sudden the machine starts making strange noises and playing by itself! By the time it's done I am the proud owner of a Vodka OJ and $20.59 a decent return for my $1 investment I thought.

A little after we get bored of NYNY so head over to Aria to play some more over there, marc plays some more craps, I play some more Pai Gow. We must have gambled for at least 3 hours and I ended up completely even, even after tipping the croupier and the drinks girls, and buying a packet of smokes - so can't complain (I will say that if you sit at a table in Aria you will get offered your next drink before you finish the first one - excellent way to get drunk!)

So we finish up at Aria and by this point we are both pretty boozed. We have about 30minutes to waste before we had arranged to meet Colton at the venetian so we just chill out for a bit in Deuce bar - really hot waitresses.

We head over to the Venetian at about 1030 and meet up with Jack. We head up the escalator to Tao and are confronted, not with a queue, but a hoarde of people massed around the entrance. JC calmly weaves his way through the crowd, a few smiles and handshakes later and the three of us are in - simple. We all have a drink and a chat at the bar and then we convince JC (who is "taking it easy") to come party with us at Tryst where we have arranged to meet up with Justin Crews and all of his staff from Vanity. We get to tryst and again walk straight in, this time the host who let us in hands us a voucher good for 2 free drinks each - excellent. We have a drink and a shot each and then just chat some more while admiring the waterfall until Justin arrives. We then join his table and from there my night gets seriously hazy.....

I remember drinking some more, I remember dancing a lot, I don't remember JC leaving and I don't remember marc leaving. In fact, the next thing I do remember is sitting at a Pai Gow table in Bills at 9:30am. I won about $70 there and then took the three strippers I was with to breakfast at the fireside lounge at the peppermill before they dropped me back at NYNY in time to check out at 11am.

I have no idea how I got from Tryst to Drais, I have no idea who I was with in Drais, No clue how I met three strippers, and managed to lose my wallet at some point in amoungst all that.

So I rock up into our room at 11am and marc is going nuts (my phone battery had died and he'd been trying to get hold of me). We check out and Chappy and Lady Chapp come to meet us and we all go Diablo's next door for lunch. Some fajitas later and Chapp drops marc and I back at Bills so we can see if my wallet is there - it isn't. We say goodbye, and then marc and I go for one last walk up the strip before we get a cab to the airport. I fell asleep at the airport. I slept the entire 10 hr flight back to London. We then moved into our new apartment in London and I fell asleep for 20 hrs straight. Woke up, ate and chatted for a few hours and then went back to sleep for another 14 hours before my alarm went off waking me up for work on Monday.

I'm just starting to feel normal again now. Vegas killed a small part of me that I'm sure will never recover. Am I sad? no Would I have it any other way? Hell no!

Thank you to everyone on here for your advice before we went out, it made our time out there incredible. A massive thank you to all the AODers we met out there you guys rock (and I hope you now understand the way we party on this side of the pond ) and a special thanks to Loves - you'll always be my first Vegas wife

So, to the points.......

Marc: California: 2pts California: 2 pts California: 2 pts California: 2 pts BJ in public place: 3pts – Total: 11 points
Simon: California: 2 pts California: 2 pts New York: 4pts Nevada: 10 pts Idaho: 4 pts - Total: 22 pts

For original points scheme please see (http://forums.jackcolton.com/showthr...t=2273&page=11)

I have left out one crucial piece of information to protect the identity of someone that both marc and I care deeply about, but since it didn’t affect the score I figured its irrelevant.

I hope you’ve enjoyed watching, it’s been a blast playing and I’ll see you all for NYE 2011 suckers!!!!!!

[IRockNvegas]

Wow this IS the ultimate trip report.....gj guys

[Drew]

awesome!!!

[Drew]

Nevada was worth 10? I forgot about that.

[LondonUK]

So did I! until I checked the original points thread - that's when I saw that his public BJ was worth 3 as well!