The TR to end all TRs

[tschwicht]

Good job on the TR. Honestly, it was really detailed, which makes me think you probably didn't drink enough. That usually helps with any hesitation and or trying to save your dignity.

No worries though, it's really tough without a buddy. Girls want to stay with their friends, so you having people around helps. The beautiful thing is there is always next time!

[dogeaters]

After tripping the light fantastic

I really liked this line

nice tr barrel

[Drew]

In sum, I went to Vegas, spent a bunch of money I couldn't really afford to spend, and quite possibly set some kind of record for futility. Would I do it again? In a heartbeat. The way I see it, Vegas is a new challenge to overcome, and if there's one thing I've never been able to resist, it's a challenge. My only real regret was the hotel. I didn't dislike the Palms, but if I could do it over again, I'd stay on the Strip. When will I rise to the occasion? Right now, I'm looking at February. I get a bunch of days off from school around MLK weekend, so that'll probably be the most convenient time.

OK, that pretty much covers it. I hope you all got something out of my TR.

Love your attitude man! BTW... wasn't I the one telling you to book on the strip in your thread asking where to book? ; )

[dnix]

love the TR.

Am I misunderstanding? guys read books on how to pick up women????????????????

[KC2Vegas]

Am I misunderstanding? guys read books on how to pick up women????????????????

thats pretty bad. Just be yourself

[Guest]

I drop my can in the food box and get comped admission. I'll be damned. It actually worked.

Hey what a nice thing to do. Everyone round of applause to B-O for that one!

[nyc2vegas]

quite possibly set some kind of record for futility..

trust me you didnt set any records, you just had the balls to share it with everyone......great tr man!!!

[Matt]

That was awesome, really enjoyed that. There's some really good TR's on here, but despite you not racking up a $10k bar tab and sleeping with the entire Dallas Cowboys cheerleader squad, it was still fun to read.

[BritishV]

:-( Sad you didn't find a girl to appreciate you! But thanks so much for the awesome TR! It was way more fun to read than the $10k/cowboy version!

Can't wait to party with you in May - you need a girl as a wingman, with loves, Aria, wishin and me looking out for you, you'll do fine (that's not an offer of 'services' Royale!) - makes you seem more desirable if you've got a gang of girls with you!

[kori]

love the TR.

Am I misunderstanding? guys read books on how to pick up women????????????????

Nice trip report! I laughed out loud at your funny descriptions - cougar dancing towards you? hhaha

Dnix, not sure if you are joking, but there's lots of books/classes for males devoted to picking up women. I have a friend that teaches guys how to pick up women. he makes $2500 off each for a three day "seminar". the guy is not that good looking, but he is smooth, and does get women..
I think he needs to set some new recession-friendly prices though cause I know he's looking for a regular "day job" again..

Barrelo, i'm sure the book is entertaining, but please don't use the lines/techniqques. I think most girls know what's going on and have heard the same lines that are taught in those books, so it comes across with quite the opposite effect.. like asking the opinion thing, and that whole negging bs??
it's better just to say hello, and introduce yourself, and be sincere, or at least come up with your own 'material'. rather than, "nice outfit, i saw a girl wearing the exact same one earlier."

[dnix]

Nice trip report! I laughed out loud at your funny descriptions - cougar dancing towards you? hhaha

Dnix, not sure if you are joking, but there's lots of books/classes for males devoted to picking up women. I have a friend that teaches guys how to pick up women. he makes $2500 off each for a three day "seminar". the guy is not that good looking, but he is smooth, and does get women..
I think he needs to set some new recession-friendly prices though cause I know he's looking for a regular "day job" again..

Barrelo, i'm sure the book is entertaining, but please don't use the lines/techniqques. I think most girls know what's going on and have heard the same lines that are taught in those books, so it comes across with quite the opposite effect.. like asking the opinion thing, and that whole negging bs??
it's better just to say hello, and introduce yourself, and be sincere, or at least come up with your own 'material'. rather than, "nice outfit, i saw a girl wearing the exact same one earlier."

$2500??????????

[KC2Vegas]

Nice trip report! I laughed out loud at your funny descriptions - cougar dancing towards you? hhaha

Dnix, not sure if you are joking, but there's lots of books/classes for males devoted to picking up women. I have a friend that teaches guys how to pick up women. he makes $2500 off each for a three day "seminar". the guy is not that good looking, but he is smooth, and does get women..
I think he needs to set some new recession-friendly prices though cause I know he's looking for a regular "day job" again..

Barrelo, i'm sure the book is entertaining, but please don't use the lines/techniqques. I think most girls know what's going on and have heard the same lines that are taught in those books, so it comes across with quite the opposite effect.. like asking the opinion thing, and that whole negging bs??
it's better just to say hello, and introduce yourself, and be sincere, or at least come up with your own 'material'. rather than, "nice outfit, i saw a girl wearing the exact same one earlier."

Your not talking about the guy that does that show for vh1 are you ? I think his name is mystery ??

2500 WTF ? Wait till Dr. Royale reads this.

[dnix]

Your not talking about the guy that does that show for vh1 are you ? I think his name is mystery ??

2500 WTF ? Wait till Dr. Royale reads this.

I think that show is filmed in Austin. Ive watched it couple of times. Its pretty funny.

[tombrokaw]

There's nothing a guy wearing a giant velvet hat can teach me about picking up women.

[dnix]

bahahahahahaha

Our friend Copyranter points us to this amazing new ad campaign by Vegas.com, wherein they seem to have just thrown their hands in the air and decided to just call the whole Vegas thing what it is: a bunch of drunk date rapists in cocked trucker hats and muscle shirts trying out stuff they learned from Mystery on The Pick-Up Artist in a coordinated weekend-long team effort to trick to girls with low self-esteem into sleeping them. It doesn’t exactly make me want to pack bags for Nevada (and sort of reaffirms why I avoid Vegas at all costs), but still – you’ve got to admire this kind of honesty.