Disclaimer - Myself and pcket5s were together in this trip for just about all of it so I might overlap some parts but I'll try to make sure that it does not repeat what he writes but it most likely will happen.
Alright so starting from the night before departure I finished all my packing got myself a haircut and went over to my gf's place and isn't she just so great she already had a bottle of rum sitting there for me and her so we could have a couple drinks before going to the airport. Now our flight left at 6 in the morning so maybe drinking and going wasn't the smartest idea but whatever we still did it anyway. This is where everything kinda starts to go bad. We get into this huge fight as we're chillin around and we were watching the hangover before leaving but for whatever reason we just got into a huge fight. Luckily it past and we resolved the issue but we didn't feel like drinking anymore cause of all the depressingness (yes I do like making up words) so we just went to sleep at like 3 am.
Then we wake up after about an hour and a half and i'm feel kinda buzzed still and just really really freaking tired. So on the way to the airport the highway going there is closed due to construction and I'm like WTF!!!! because I didn't wanna be late!! But I had to take the long way and I made it there with just a little more than an hour which is really bad. Then we go to the counter to check in and get our seats and guess what happened!! because I was late we couldn't even get our seats together and had to sit at opposite sides of two different rows.
Now not only did this make the flight seem 10x longer but since I can't sleep on planes it made the flight so much more boring! Even the movies they were playing I had seen already so I felt like I was gonna die for the entire flight.
Finally we land and we walk off the plane and the first thing I see are slot machines and my gf goes "wtf slots??" and I just tell her "It's how you know you've come to the right place cause only in vegas are you gonna find slots right off the plane" lol, to this day I still dunno why I feel so comfortable saying dumbass things like that to her. Anyway were dead tired cause we didn't sleep and she wanted to rest for the day cause we didn't sleep and had a lot planned for the evening. So on the way we stop and buy some bottles so that we could have green hulks along with a bottle of Ciroc. On a side note Ciroc is an amazing vodka I think it's like my new favourite and sadly it's not here in Canada so i'm gonna have to live without but it really is a very smooth vodka. Anyway as we get there to Caesars @ 9am caesar time the lady says we can't check in until 11 so we go damnit! and decide to just go shopping and come back around 12.
Now is where everything seems to take a turn for the worst. So I start waiting in line and there isn't really much of a line at all so I tried to time it so that we got the youngest guy there who actually looked happy to be working. All the clerks were pretty old and I know that their not the best to go to finally I walk in and I get this girl instead and I start talking to her a little and she asks me for my card and what not. So I sandwich a $50 thinking I can get some passes and a really nice upgrade. I left just the top part sticking out tho so she could see that it was a 50. Now I think what screwed this up is that this middle aged guy walked away from his desk and saw what I had done and the girl looked back a little and smiled when I asked for any upgrades. Now I'm thinking uh oh this isn't going to well. She actually puts the 50 back on the counter and says "alright i'm gonna give this back to you" and I was like
are you serious, can you say rejection!After that she gave me the whole oh I can give you a nice room for a discounted rate. In my head I'm like bullshit! I gotta make this happen so I talked to her and told her it was our first time and that my gf got into medical school so we're here to celebrate and she still said she couldn't! I'm like no F**** way, finally she caved after I said how bout you just move us to a different tower. Thank god she said we can do that and moved us to the Fourm Tower. After all the crap I heard about the Roman tower I really didn't wanna get stuck in there but I thought the Fourm Tower was pretty nice so I was happy, my gf on the other hand just shook her head and told me I looked so stupid but hey I got the upgrade for free! I didn't even tip anything since she fully rejected me the first time.
So after that we rested for a little bit and went to grab some food because we hadn't eaten anything the whole day we just found some burger king, mmmmm burger king, and went off to just look around a little bit in the belligao which is stunning on it's own. Also we had to pick up our tickets cause we were going to SW for dinner and we weren't gonna make it back before the 1 hour before deadline. Anyway we basically went back to our room, got ready, and went to SW and holy shit balls that waterfall is amazing! it's such a nice atmostphere and steak was.....omg I just had an orgasm good! I loved it to death I don't think I've had a better steak but I'm gonna try some other places next time I'm there! At the dinner when I made the reservation I told them it was our anniversary because we didn't do much for the last one and I told my gf I'd take her for a nice dinner in vegas to make up for our anniversary so at the end they actually wrote out in chocolate happy Anniversary and gave us two really awesome chocolate pieces. I wish we took a picture of it but we completely forgot.
Next it was on to the show "O" which was amazing and ppl have said enough about that so all I'm gonna say is "aye aye aye" lol (it was the clown that said that all the time and he was jkz)
Finally we just met up with pcket5s and basically what happened is covered in his TR the only thing he missed out on was this random guy came and told us he'd take us to a strip club and said the limo is free and the girls would get in free and we'd only pay $20 cover. In my head I was like LOL I could just call spearmint myself and get that any time I want but I needed to see if my gf would actually wanna go to a strip joint so I just told him "we'll it's up to the ladies cause if the guys say yes we're gonna get in shit later but if they say yes that's the go ahead for us to have our fun" turns out neither my gf nor pcket5s wanted to go so we just continued out walk. After that the same guy followed us for like 10 mins and randomly came and tried to enter our conversation! We were so confused on why this guy was following us so we all gave him this weird look and thank god he left after.
Ok well I think that's long enough and that's the end of Day 1 now this is prolly as long as it gets cause after this night I loose a lot of brain cells and have short term amnesia after certain points.... it's like I was drugged. lol
Alright so starting from the night before departure I finished all my packing got myself a haircut and went over to my gf's place and isn't she just so great she already had a bottle of rum sitting there for me and her so we could have a couple drinks before going to the airport. Now our flight left at 6 in the morning so maybe drinking and going wasn't the smartest idea but whatever we still did it anyway. This is where everything kinda starts to go bad. We get into this huge fight as we're chillin around and we were watching the hangover before leaving but for whatever reason we just got into a huge fight. Luckily it past and we resolved the issue but we didn't feel like drinking anymore cause of all the depressingness (yes I do like making up words) so we just went to sleep at like 3 am.
Then we wake up after about an hour and a half and i'm feel kinda buzzed still and just really really freaking tired. So on the way to the airport the highway going there is closed due to construction and I'm like WTF!!!! because I didn't wanna be late!! But I had to take the long way and I made it there with just a little more than an hour which is really bad. Then we go to the counter to check in and get our seats and guess what happened!! because I was late we couldn't even get our seats together and had to sit at opposite sides of two different rows.
Now not only did this make the flight seem 10x longer but since I can't sleep on planes it made the flight so much more boring! Even the movies they were playing I had seen already so I felt like I was gonna die for the entire flight.
Finally we land and we walk off the plane and the first thing I see are slot machines and my gf goes "wtf slots??" and I just tell her "It's how you know you've come to the right place cause only in vegas are you gonna find slots right off the plane" lol, to this day I still dunno why I feel so comfortable saying dumbass things like that to her. Anyway were dead tired cause we didn't sleep and she wanted to rest for the day cause we didn't sleep and had a lot planned for the evening. So on the way we stop and buy some bottles so that we could have green hulks along with a bottle of Ciroc. On a side note Ciroc is an amazing vodka I think it's like my new favourite and sadly it's not here in Canada so i'm gonna have to live without but it really is a very smooth vodka. Anyway as we get there to Caesars @ 9am caesar time the lady says we can't check in until 11 so we go damnit! and decide to just go shopping and come back around 12.
Now is where everything seems to take a turn for the worst. So I start waiting in line and there isn't really much of a line at all so I tried to time it so that we got the youngest guy there who actually looked happy to be working. All the clerks were pretty old and I know that their not the best to go to finally I walk in and I get this girl instead and I start talking to her a little and she asks me for my card and what not. So I sandwich a $50 thinking I can get some passes and a really nice upgrade. I left just the top part sticking out tho so she could see that it was a 50. Now I think what screwed this up is that this middle aged guy walked away from his desk and saw what I had done and the girl looked back a little and smiled when I asked for any upgrades. Now I'm thinking uh oh this isn't going to well. She actually puts the 50 back on the counter and says "alright i'm gonna give this back to you" and I was like
are you serious, can you say rejection!After that she gave me the whole oh I can give you a nice room for a discounted rate. In my head I'm like bullshit! I gotta make this happen so I talked to her and told her it was our first time and that my gf got into medical school so we're here to celebrate and she still said she couldn't! I'm like no F**** way, finally she caved after I said how bout you just move us to a different tower. Thank god she said we can do that and moved us to the Fourm Tower. After all the crap I heard about the Roman tower I really didn't wanna get stuck in there but I thought the Fourm Tower was pretty nice so I was happy, my gf on the other hand just shook her head and told me I looked so stupid but hey I got the upgrade for free! I didn't even tip anything since she fully rejected me the first time.So after that we rested for a little bit and went to grab some food because we hadn't eaten anything the whole day we just found some burger king, mmmmm burger king, and went off to just look around a little bit in the belligao which is stunning on it's own. Also we had to pick up our tickets cause we were going to SW for dinner and we weren't gonna make it back before the 1 hour before deadline. Anyway we basically went back to our room, got ready, and went to SW and holy shit balls that waterfall is amazing! it's such a nice atmostphere and steak was.....omg I just had an orgasm good! I loved it to death I don't think I've had a better steak but I'm gonna try some other places next time I'm there! At the dinner when I made the reservation I told them it was our anniversary because we didn't do much for the last one and I told my gf I'd take her for a nice dinner in vegas to make up for our anniversary so at the end they actually wrote out in chocolate happy Anniversary and gave us two really awesome chocolate pieces. I wish we took a picture of it but we completely forgot.
Next it was on to the show "O" which was amazing and ppl have said enough about that so all I'm gonna say is "aye aye aye" lol (it was the clown that said that all the time and he was jkz)
Finally we just met up with pcket5s and basically what happened is covered in his TR the only thing he missed out on was this random guy came and told us he'd take us to a strip club and said the limo is free and the girls would get in free and we'd only pay $20 cover. In my head I was like LOL I could just call spearmint myself and get that any time I want but I needed to see if my gf would actually wanna go to a strip joint so I just told him "we'll it's up to the ladies cause if the guys say yes we're gonna get in shit later but if they say yes that's the go ahead for us to have our fun" turns out neither my gf nor pcket5s wanted to go so we just continued out walk. After that the same guy followed us for like 10 mins and randomly came and tried to enter our conversation! We were so confused on why this guy was following us so we all gave him this weird look and thank god he left after.
Ok well I think that's long enough and that's the end of Day 1 now this is prolly as long as it gets cause after this night I loose a lot of brain cells and have short term amnesia after certain points.... it's like I was drugged. lol
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