This thread is for SoCal and her Movie Quotes!!!

[Cisco419]

So um.... like she said in that other thread.... What's your favorite movie quote?

Here's mine:

"Why don't you make like a tree, and get the fuck outta here" Boondock Saints

[Addicted2SinCity]

The entire movie Friday is my favorite movie quote.

[SoCal Girl]

So um.... like she said in that other thread.... What's your favorite movie quote?

Here's mine:

"Why don't you make like a tree, and get the fuck outta here" Boondock Saints

Aww I can feel the love all the way from here.


"You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little f*cked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to f*ckin' amuse you?"

[dnix]

"well I damn sure ain't here to show u my d!@k"

[Cisco419]

Grandma's Boy has my all time favorite quote's!!!

"Dante: Dr. Shakalu brought my some crazy Zimbabwe weed that turns you into a deer.
Alex: You do know that lions eat deer, right?
Dante: Thats true kid. Doctor, we gotta be careful."

"Dude, jerking off on my mom is one thing. But banging your grandmother and her roommates? That's like... legendary."

[BarrelO]

You know, you guys can type out cuss words. I won't get offended.

Anyway, the greatest movie quote of all time (with the possible exception of the entirety of Commando) is as follows:
[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Jji78uEW14[/ame]

[blibblab]

Charlie: It's all bullshit except the pain. The pain of hell. The burn from a lighted match increased a million times. Infinite. Now, ya don't fuck around with the infinite. There's no way you do that. The pain in hell has two sides. The kind you can touch with your hand; the kind you can feel in your heart... your soul, the spiritual side. And ya know... the worst of the two is the spiritual.

- Mean Streets

[NyceGuy]

"Joe Louis had to come outta retirement to fight Rocky Marciano, the man was 76 years old. Joe Louis always lied about his age, he lied about his age all the time. One time Frank Sinatra come down here and sat in this chair and I said, Frank, you hang out with Joe Louis, just between me and you, how old is Joe Louis, you know what Frank told me?He said hey, Joe Louis 137 years old. 137 years old."

[wishiniwasinvegas]

Yes, this is a long list of quotes, but this is still only a sample of all the PHENOMENAL quotes in the Hangover.

"Remember what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit'll come back with you."

Stu: "She is wearing my grandmother's Holocaust ring."
Alan: "I didn't know they gave out rings at the Holocaust."

Stu: "Am I missing a tooth?"

Phil: "Whose baby is that?"
Alan "Check its collar or something."

Stu: "Why can't we remember a goddamn thing from last night?"
Phil: "Because we obviously had a great fucking time."
Hell yeah!!

Dr. Valsh (Matt Walsh): "It's on the corner of 'get a map' and 'fuck off.'"

Alan: "Next week's no good for me. The Jonas Brothers are in town."

"counting cards isn't illegal, it's just frowned upon.. like masturbating on an airplane"

"SINCE WHEN IS COUNTING CARDS NOT ILLEGAL ALAN?"
"...MAYBE SINCE 9/11 WHEN EVERYONE GOT SO DAMN SENSITIVE... THANKS A LOT BIN LADEN!"

"Doug is probably dead, face down in a ditch and getting butt fucked by a meth addict"

Male Officer: Handsome your next (Talking about Phil)
Alan: (walks forward)
Male Officer: Not you fat Jesus

"PAGING DR. FAGGOT."

Alan: I'm sure you get this a lot but is this the real Caesars Palace?
Lisa (worker): What do you mean?
Alan: Did Caesar sleep here?
Lisa: No.
Alan: I didn't think so...

stu: but he didn't cum in her. she hates semen.

black doug: they should call them groundies not roofies cause you end up on the ground not the roof.
alan: we should call them rapies.

"Suck my tiny chinese nuts!!!"

"we all do some crazy shit when we're fucked up?" - Isn't that the truth!

Stu: She beats you!
Phil: Only twice and I was way over the line.

"toodaloo, mother FUCKEEERRRRSSS!"

[Keebler]

"Joe Louis had to come outta retirement to fight Rocky Marciano, the man was 76 years old. Joe Louis always lied about his age, he lied about his age all the time. One time Frank Sinatra come down here and sat in this chair and I said, Frank, you hang out with Joe Louis, just between me and you, how old is Joe Louis, you know what Frank told me?He said hey, Joe Louis 137 years old. 137 years old."

One of my favorite movies! haha. Gotta love Coming to America.

"A man sits down in a restaurant and orders a bowl of soup. The man says 'hey waiter taste this soup.'
'why is the soup to cold?'
'just taste the soup'
'is the soup too hot?'
'just taste the soup.'
'Alright! Alright! ill taste the soup, wheres the spoon?'
'Achaaaa Achaaaa!..... oh what do you guys know about funny...."

[yo vanilla]

"I know all about that stuff. I've been exploited all my life".

"It's got a cop motor, a 440 ci plant. It's got cop suspension, cop tires, cop shocks, it's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas".

"You're gonna look pretty funny trying to eat corn on the cob with no fuckin' teeth"

"This ain't no Hank Williams song"

"You want out of this parking lot? OK"

"I'll have some toasted white bread please"
"You want jam or butter on your toast?"
"No, Ma'am. Dry"
"How's your chicken?"
"Best Daaaymn chicken in the state!"
"I'll have four fried chickens and a coke"
"You want chicken wings or chicken legs?"
"Four fried chickens and a coke"

"His name is Elwood Blues. He's a known traffic menace. And, a Catholic"

Once on a road trip, about 2AM, I was exactly 106 miles from Chicago. I pulled over and my wife and I video taped ourselves saying the following:

"It's a hundred and six miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses"
"Hit it"

[Keebler]

"Shut up back there! Raving psycho. Butchered 400 chickens and screwed a beagle. Now im taking him back to Nevada where hes wanted for banging horses" "Good god officer do you think you can get him out of this state a little faster than 7 miles an hour???"

[KC2Vegas]

One of my favorite movies! haha. Gotta love Coming to America.

"A man sits down in a restaurant and orders a bowl of soup. The man says 'hey waiter taste this soup.'
'why is the soup to cold?'
'just taste the soup'
'is the soup too hot?'
'just taste the soup.'
'Alright! Alright! ill taste the soup, wheres the spoon?'
'Achaaaa Achaaaa!..... oh what do you guys know about funny...."

damn good movie .
[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BjrG5QQZxE[/ame]

i thought this scene from full metal jacket was hilarious
[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8Nf1MK7lts[/ame]

[Dank]

"you know what i like about highschool girls, I keep gettin older and they keep stayin the same age"

[NyceGuy]

"Joe Louis had to come outta retirement to fight Rocky Marciano, the man was 76 years old. Joe Louis always lied about his age, he lied about his age all the time. One time Frank Sinatra come down here and sat in this chair and I said, Frank, you hang out with Joe Louis, just between me and you, how old is Joe Louis, you know what Frank told me?He said hey, Joe Louis 137 years old. 137 years old."

"Fuck You! Fuck You! And Fuck You!

Who's next?"

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