Have you seen this guys tweets?
http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays
It is a guy and all he does is write the crazy things his dad says. He cracks me up. I'm new to having a twitter account but have been following this guy for awhile. Here are a few of my favs:
"Son, people will always try and fuck you. Don't waste your life planning for a fucking, just be alert when your pants are down."
Jesus Christ, Just give the dog his fucking food. Why's he gotta do a trick first? YOU don't have to do shit before YOU eat."
"You're gonna run into jerk offs. But remember, it's not the size of the asshole you worry about, it's how much shit comes out of it."
http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays
It is a guy and all he does is write the crazy things his dad says. He cracks me up. I'm new to having a twitter account but have been following this guy for awhile. Here are a few of my favs:
"Son, people will always try and fuck you. Don't waste your life planning for a fucking, just be alert when your pants are down."
Jesus Christ, Just give the dog his fucking food. Why's he gotta do a trick first? YOU don't have to do shit before YOU eat."
"You're gonna run into jerk offs. But remember, it's not the size of the asshole you worry about, it's how much shit comes out of it."
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