Mr.Vegas' TR

[Mr.Vegas]

Man! KC and I were at Morillo on Sunday too! I didn't even see you... but we were both probably too drunk to find each other haha

Man the thought came to me to call you guys after the fact b/c you guys were there as well! I bet I ran into you guys hahahaha even though we had bottles, I kept going to the main floor to see Morillo and got shots at bars haha. I was a drunky.

[Mr.Vegas]

I'll try to get my TR up soon but I may have been like nyc2vegas because I am still dead post Vegas. I feel lethargic and I really don't want to do much of anything hahahaha.

[nassau]

There was a girl working the pole right in front of me and daves table and she turned herself upside down and slid down the pole when she hit the ground., both boobs fell out. After observing this act of pure talent, and weeping, I poured her a glass...

[rnjbond]

Hahahahaha man at that time they were pouring down grey goose down my throat bro ... hahaha plus that dance floor was insane! I was up in the sky box and the girls just coming up to that area so it was a better situation haha

Sky box?!

Man, I was stuck on the dance floor like a common peasant

[Guest]

There was a girl working the pole right in front of me and daves table and she turned herself upside down and slid down the pole when she hit the ground., both boobs fell out. After observing this act of pure talent, and weeping, I poured her a glass...

lol which club was this at? damn...

[dnix]

lol which club was this at? damn...

I couldnt even tell ya. It wouldn't surprise me though. Nassau just sent me some pics, and after viewing them, I was like "hell ya, can I post these?" It was a VERY quick "HELL NO". LOL

[nassau]

It was XS on sunday night.

[Keebler]

There was a girl working the pole right in front of me and daves table and she turned herself upside down and slid down the pole when she hit the ground., both boobs fell out. After observing this act of pure talent, and weeping, I poured her a glass...

haha. Now thats talent. Im sure the drink made her feel much better and the next day she didnt know her boobs popped out everywhere.

[Guest]

It was XS on sunday night.

Oh! I got a pole moment on vid from XS on monday.. you guys might wanna cover your eyes though.

[Mr.Vegas]

Day 1 Thursday:

Arrived with my friend that gambles heavy at Palazzo so they had a chauffer waiting for us with a sign so that already made the beginning of the trip just that much better.

Arrived at the Palazzo around 4pm and headed straight to the bar and got two shots of grey goose and a redbull to wake my Asian ass up for Vegas. Seemed like 4 shots because I drank it on an empty stomach. We gambled a bit during the day and once night hit, we started drinking. The plan was to chill that night but yeah, that didn't really happen haha. So after drinking a bit at the VIP lounge located in the Salon at Palazzo (free drinks and food hahaha ... good to have friends that gamble heavy!) we decided to hit up Lavo. Bad idea. Don't get me wrong but it was salsa night and I have no idea how to salsa nor was I in the mood to hear that. I wanted hip hop but I wasn't getting any of it. We stayed however because the bottle service was pretty cheap ... had one bottle of Absolute for @250 after tip out as well. So we just chilled with a few friends and watch large/plus sized women dance on the tables ... great day. Hahahaha ... I don't have anything against plus sized woman, some are attractive in the face etc but wow, don't dance up on the stage showing off cottage cheese. Really? I know my place as well and I wouldn't do it haha I'm not God's gift for beauty, those are called models. Haha. Anyways we capped off the first night with room service. If anyone stays at the Palazzo and gets room service, it's not on the menu but order "Plain Chicken Wings" fuckin' deliciiiiiooouusssss!!!!!!!!!!

End Day 1 - Nothing major but it was saved for the next day ... trust me haha. More later, I get sick from thinking about how much drinking I did in the ensuing nights ...

[Cisco419]

Day 1 Thursday:

Arrived with my friend that gambles heavy at Palazzo so they had a chauffer waiting for us with a sign so that already made the beginning of the trip just that much better.

Arrived at the Palazzo around 4pm and headed straight to the bar and got two shots of grey goose and a redbull to wake my Asian ass up for Vegas. Seemed like 4 shots because I drank it on an empty stomach. We gambled a bit during the day and once night hit, we started drinking. The plan was to chill that night but yeah, that didn't really happen haha. So after drinking a bit at the VIP lounge located in the Salon at Palazzo (free drinks and food hahaha ... good to have friends that gamble heavy!) we decided to hit up Lavo. Bad idea. Don't get me wrong but it was salsa night and I have no idea how to salsa nor was I in the mood to hear that. I wanted hip hop but I wasn't getting any of it. We stayed however because the bottle service was pretty cheap ... had one bottle of Absolute for @250 after tip out as well. So we just chilled with a few friends and watch large/plus sized women dance on the tables ... great day. Hahahaha ... I don't have anything against plus sized woman, some are attractive in the face etc but wow, don't dance up on the stage showing off cottage cheese. Really? I know my place as well and I wouldn't do it haha I'm not God's gift for beauty, those are called models. Haha. Anyways we capped off the first night with room service. If anyone stays at the Palazzo and gets room service, it's not on the menu but order "Plain Chicken Wings" fuckin' deliciiiiiooouusssss!!!!!!!!!!

End Day 1 - Nothing major but it was saved for the next day ... trust me haha. More later, I get sick from thinking about how much drinking I did in the ensuing nights ...

I got text from you Thurs night, "Killed 2 bottles haha"

[hotforvegas]

hahahaha good shit. keep it coming bro. we need more pics

[Guest]

I don't have anything against plus sized woman, some are attractive in the face etc but wow, don't dance up on the stage showing off cottage cheese. Really? I know my place as well and I wouldn't do it haha

haha make a mental note.. avoid salsa night. Hip hop / house generally attracts the hotter chicks because the cellulite actually needs to move faster

[Mr.Vegas]

Friday Day 2:

Woke up with a hangover and based on text messages I apparently sent to Cisco, I must have been hit hard haha. Pretty much chilled during the day ... went to the Palazzo/Venetian gym/sauna to detox. Very relaxing guys ... gotta try it out if you guys ever need to detox from a nights drinking.

Ended up going off the strip and ate some Asian food to soothe the stomach.

By this time, it was already like 6pm hahaha ... I woke up late every freaking day. So I decided to blind bet my friend that was playing at the high stakes blackjack and went up $3K! Got pretty stoked about that so we all ended up going to this place in the Palazzo to get something to eat ... nothing fancy. Since we were with a large group, we had to assemble ... it reminded me of work where you had to act as the project manager and communicate b/w departments hahaha. We all headed back up to the rooms to get the party started.

After everyone changed and since it was the night for TAO, we just went to the Venetian and started randomly drinking and playing blackjack while we waited for the groups to assemble. Well, I think I started drinking too much because remember the 3K that I won earlier ... yeah it was gone hahahahaha fock me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Drinking and gambling to double up and get cash for debauchery later was foiled.

Well the line was long as FOCK at TAO and we waited a good 40 minutes to get through so many guys in the VIP area. Once we did get through though, man talk about an amazing view of the club ... we were upstairs looking down on the main floor area from the skybox tables. The table was reserved for 6 bottles (friend has a good host that hooks him up) but that's where the crazy stuff started happening.

Apparently my friends can drink hard ... I mean very hard. My memory was kinda shot but this was what happened hahaha:

- Started drinking when they brought out the bottles ... Patron and Goose. Started mixing them and yelling out VEGAS BIATCHES!

- It got kinda crowded so me and 5 of my closer friends went roaming around the dance floor and then headed to the bar to get shots b/c we got thirsty even though we had tables LOL.

- We headed back up one more time and got another round of shots ... at that time I saw my (girl)friends that were chillin' at our table so the ratio was vastly improved.

- My friend was not impressed yet so he grabbed a shot for me and said "let's go recruit" hahaha ... so off we headed back down and we grabbed more girls to hit our table ... but this is where things got fuzzy hahahahaha

- I remember going up and talking to random girls at our table and my good friends ... my bf's gf told me to drink straight from the Grey bottle but she was in control of how long she would pour. Bad idea. 5 seconds that lasted minutes it seemed.

- My friend then got me right after and said he just got throwed up on hahaha ... he was pissed ... it was from another guy in our group that we just met. ALL OVER HIS BACK! The bouncer kicked that guy out and my friend was just pissed and said "FUCK THIS, I'M LEAVING!"

- Since I was in a drunken stupor I was like okay man, I'll see you out there and apparently I just stayed back and drank my life away hahahaha ...

- End result: We ordered 3 more bottles, totalling 9 for that night. Danced like crazy in the sky box rapping to everything hip hop on the top of our lungs looking down at the dance floor. Our waitress was hot and shit was insane. Fast forward an hour??? I think hahaha

- We were up in our room, ordered room service and drank more apparently. I have no idea WTF happened except that I woke up with my wife beater on and I did an apparent outfit change b/c I was in my chino shorts with my Vans still on ... laying face down on the floor hahaha ...

Lost a lot of cash, drank till death, ate room service, and assed out. Vegas! Saturday will come ... sorry all grad school is killin' me!

[dnix]

Nice report. I can't believe you had a skybox, and you waited 40mins to get in.