This may be one of the last drunken text you get from me.....does that make you sad?
LMFAO!!!!! I seriously almost pissed myself! "does that make you sad?" F'n Classic!!!
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Originally posted by Moezilla
Bring on the man meat!!!!
Originally posted by Matt
I'd rather just pay for drinks, than have to resort to Gary's ass-vodka.
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Originally posted by Moezilla
Bring on the man meat!!!!
Originally posted by Matt
I'd rather just pay for drinks, than have to resort to Gary's ass-vodka.
drunk texting ftw! although, being canadian and with the lack of options my cell carrier offers, it costs me $.75 per text message sent & received while I'm in the US. :/ My last LV cell phone bill was absurd
do it like me. Just get a US pre paid card.
It was a good idea, because I lost my phone, but havent lost my german sim card.
For the May Trip I actually plan on buying 4 phones with 4 different numbers, so that I can lose one handy each night and still be reachable
Here we go. 98% are drunk but some were so classic that I had to throw them in. Don't ask me who said what, as will not snitch.
close my tab. *Get My I'd
My gate lady is hot. Id like to give her sumtin alright
Haha. Sex for a seat? That's a fair trade
Dude it's 6:30am here and these guys just ordered a bucket of beers. WTF???
I talked with the maids. They said they would clean the room
hell yah shazammm..hehhehe
David got so drunk I'm taking him home. If u guys don't mind, I may need to roll with you all tonight. I got money on the bottles and chicks that want to hang out- response-*absolutely, we'll let you know when we leave this boob-fest!
Ok there soon, got hammered and died, coming now!!!
How's your pain? Team oz in disarray today
Pool today and table at Tao tonight.. Life sucks
+++++= a good weekend in Vegas
My girls who flew in- calling a night on their first night in vegas- wtf?
Yea man stay- I need my boys- these damn chicks are lame
Holla- club is packed- response-Nice! I'm under the covers
Got fucker up at wet. See u at bank??
Time to rally kid. Don't die on me now...
Yeah no more of this early morning flight bullshit. I am going to pass out in the airport.*
drunk texting ftw! although, being canadian and with the lack of options my cell carrier offers, it costs me $.75 per text message sent & received while I'm in the US. :/ My last LV cell phone bill was absurd
haha do what I do, use my gf's cell for all texting.. she has unlimited. Dnix said she was like my personal secretary.
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