Drunk Text While Your In Vegas

[dnix]

I was going through some of my text from LDW, and couldnt help but laugh. So then I started looking at my text from last month in Vegas, and realized drunk text happen every time.

I figured Id start a thread so we could share them. Just remember, some of these text I received, not sent. All of them were from peeps on JC.



really? are the beds made?

Im not a vegas map

I gotta be a pansy and hold out- still strugglin

I just woke up. Nassau is on the floor.

who are you

Colton is my bitch

Someone must have been playing with my phone. I know I didnt text that shit again.

Is anybody awake Im still drunk as fuck

Thanks for this d Im having a blast Nassau riyal nbegas having a blast

Just had my third in and out burger

Im at bar 2

Im in Vegas bitch

make sure you 2 lather on the vagisil fellas

stop trying to turn us on

We just escorted Nassau to the room

This dude is sloppy

All forum members report to 1538

Id rather not know

I am bringing 4 flasks of Vodka so we will have reserves

This may be one of the last drunken text you get from me.....does that make you sad?

Are you awake? (I answer) No

I saw you passed out sleeping last night...............that sounds kinda creepy doesnt it

My butt hurts. I dont know why.

Thats what u was screaming

[blibblab]

Reads like stuff from http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/! Especially the last four:

Are you awake? (I answer) No

I saw you passed out sleeping last night...............that sounds kinda creepy doesnt it

My butt hurts. I dont know why.

Thats what u was screaming

[dnix]

Reads like stuff from http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/! Especially the last four:

Ive never seen that sight but............"i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober" LMFAO Thx

[Andrew@LasVegasNightclubs]

I think I got a couple of those... haha

[restyle]

Are you awake? (I answer) No

This one's my fav. Definitely something I would do haha

[H2oski2live]

My butt hurts. I dont know why.

haha! This one I would hope to never have sent from my phone... or receive for that matter!

[Keebler]

Those are great, haha

[Keebler]

Never thought about it. Just went back and looked through my txt messages from Friday night. Their hilarious, lol.

[P-tr-ck]

Never thought about it. Just went back and looked through my txt messages from Friday night. Their hilarious, lol.

we want to see them!!

[rnjbond]

I have about a thousand texts in my inbox that simply read "Cream on the inside, clean on the outside"

[Guest]

Damn.. I wish I was in on that texting party. Dnix sent me a few texts to get into MGM Wet Republic. Trust me its way better then those offers MGM gives you haha

[nyc2vegas]

Damn.. I wish I was in on that texting party. Dnix sent me a few texts to get into MGM Wet Republic. Trust me its way better then those offers MGM gives you haha

who wouldve thought dnix had time to send texts, I thought he was toooo busy pleading with security, getting escorted throughout vegas and sleeping

[Drew]

who wouldve thought dnix had time to send texts, I thought he was toooo busy pleading with security, getting escorted throughout vegas and sleeping

must have been while he was sitting on the wheelchair

[sydneygirl]

"i've lost my bag, passport, soul etc"

[nassau]

I'll post mine tonight can't wait!!