Because we can never have enough of these threads...
Usually my pre-game routine when I'm on vacation is as follows: (assuming an 11 PM arrival time at club)
9 PM: Head to the shower. Yell at whoever is in there that they've been showering too long. Make some bad joke about water running out.
9:30 PM: Finish showering. Choose what to wear by trying on a shirt I like, asking my friends what they think, then ignoring all advice.
9:45: Spend twenty minutes doing hair (I have no idea why I do this). Do this all while drinking a cold beer.
10 PM: Pour some shots. Make a legendary toast. Take dumb pictures for posterity.
10:30 PM: Realise we need to be at the club in half an hour and we're still sober
10:45 PM: "Guys, we should head out, but we're sober". Pour two more shots each over the complaints of people
10:58 PM: "If we leave now, we'll reach at 11 PM"
11:15 PM: Arrive at club. Yell at everyone else for running late, even if it's my fault
11:45 PM: Enter club. No matter how drunk or sober I am, head to bar and take patron, just to feel like a baller.
And then the night continues...
What's yours?
Usually my pre-game routine when I'm on vacation is as follows: (assuming an 11 PM arrival time at club)
9 PM: Head to the shower. Yell at whoever is in there that they've been showering too long. Make some bad joke about water running out.
9:30 PM: Finish showering. Choose what to wear by trying on a shirt I like, asking my friends what they think, then ignoring all advice.
9:45: Spend twenty minutes doing hair (I have no idea why I do this). Do this all while drinking a cold beer.
10 PM: Pour some shots. Make a legendary toast. Take dumb pictures for posterity.
10:30 PM: Realise we need to be at the club in half an hour and we're still sober
10:45 PM: "Guys, we should head out, but we're sober". Pour two more shots each over the complaints of people
10:58 PM: "If we leave now, we'll reach at 11 PM"
11:15 PM: Arrive at club. Yell at everyone else for running late, even if it's my fault
11:45 PM: Enter club. No matter how drunk or sober I am, head to bar and take patron, just to feel like a baller.
And then the night continues...
What's yours?
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