I know what some of you may be thinking, only jackasses dress up for bachelor parties. And we're definitely a bunch of jackasses as you can plainly see.
But the difference with us is that first, we go all out with our costumes as you can see so that's not half-assed like some of them other namby pambies. And we do this kind of stuff because we're funny. It's kind of like a big practical joke on everybody else to us. Making people get all worked up and think "look at these assholes", is the kind of comedy gold you just can't find anyplace else
I can do a south Georgia accent real good which helped convince multiple people that we're real southern country folk up in town for the State Fair (this was in Madison, WI, and the fair ended weeks ago). We had one guy going all night that my friend Adam (the opportunist lookin fellow in the white shirt) was a real bull rider who knew the same guy he did, convinced him he rode the rodeo circut. Adam also went into a gay bar and had every drink bought for him. They were all like, you have no idea what you're doing to us! And we went to a show, a friend's band that is equally self-funny (www.buttfunnel.com), it's kind of like fake german heavy metal. Then we had one really drunk guy try knocking our hats off at the end of the night because we accused him of stealing our horses. He pussed out right quick an' took off.
So yep, had ourselves a real hog killin time
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