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  • Beware of the bulge!!!

    So you are minding your own business when, out of no where, PHHHHOMMMMMPH...... a bat like woman in lingerie with what appears to be an alarmingly bulgtastic crotch lands square on your table.



    Do you..

    1) Run for the nearest exit?

    2) Take your ice scooper straight to the heart?

    3) Allow curiosity to get the best of you?

    4) Take a picture for the forums?

    5) Continue watching cops (background)?
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  • #2
    Originally posted by jackcolton View Post
    Do you..

    1) Run for the nearest exit?

    2) Take your ice scooper straight to the heart?

    3) Allow curiosity to get the best of you?

    4) Take a picture for the forums?

    5) Continue watching cops (background)?
    haha not gonna lie.. im gonna let curiosity get the best of me...then eventually I'll get bored and go back to watching some hood rat things on cops..
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    • #3
      Originally posted by jackcolton View Post
      Do you..

      1) Run for the nearest exit?

      2) Take your ice scooper straight to the heart?

      3) Allow curiosity to get the best of you?

      4) Take a picture for the forums?

      5) Continue watching cops (background)?
      Being a JC.com forum addict I will take a pic for my friends in the forum!!!
      ................

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      • #4
        I just cant imagine I would be at any place in Vegas, that would be showing cops on the TV.
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        • #5
          Originally posted by dnix View Post
          I just cant imagine I would be at any place in Vegas, that would be showing cops on the TV.
          Haven't I seen you on Cops?
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          • #6
            mmmm, ice cream scooper.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by jackcolton View Post
              Haven't I seen you on Cops?
              shhhhhhhh.........Ive changed my name since then.
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              • #8
                Why do I always end up reading and inevitably replying to the threads involving shemales?!

                I'm gonna go with option 5. I've far to many tranny photos for my own good.
                Me + 9 guys hitting LV Jan 6th - 10th

                Exact plan of action to be decided.

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                • #9
                  Don't worry - the bulge just shows that she/he/it is just EXCITED!

                  Oh... Wait... RUN!

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                  • #10
                    LOL I would normally check for the adams apple, but in this case it is just too obvious. I'd choose #4.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by royale View Post
                      LOL I would normally check for the adams apple, but in this case it is just too obvious. I'd choose #4.
                      Is it really THAT obvious?? I must be blind...

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by uejjap View Post
                        Is it really THAT obvious?? I must be blind...
                        Note to self, don't wingman for uejjap or ask him to be a wingman.


                        just kidding
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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by uejjap View Post
                          Is it really THAT obvious?? I must be blind...
                          lol yea bro.. landing strips usually don't bulge out like that

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                          • #14
                            Couldn't it just be a case of loose fabric hanging down a bit??

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by uejjap View Post
                              Couldn't it just be a case of loose fabric hanging down a bit??
                              No man...

                              damn you, you just made me peek at that thing again... hahaha

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