Ellejays Trip Repot

[Mr.Vegas]

LDW bro..L.D.W.!

Damn right brotha ... damn right!

[ellejay]

ok day 6 tomorrow morning!!!!!!!!!

[WarreN]

I'll have your Liquid cocaine next time I promise!

I'm lagging soooo bad on my TR....i've been working like crazy to make up for all the money I spent...Hopefully I'll get to it this weekend....just in time for everyone to be over all of our crazy trips from this past weekend. lol

[ellejay]

Day 6 Sunday'

Boobies! Shots! Vegas Lights!

The morning was difficult but not as bad as the others. Likely because of my shitty night the night before. I felt really bad that I had an off night and that I owed it to my friend to make sure we had the best day and night possible. So upon waking I was like a tiger, ready to pounce on any fun that moved.

We had lunch at Tamba the Indian restaurant. It wasn't that bad and if you are a non meat eater than its one of the best options I've found. They also have a restaurant.com coupon, so yay for saying $10! I did burn my finger a little bit on one of the buffet warmers. I think it was because my mind was slow from the marathon partying I had been doing.

I text the host listed on this site to get on the guestlist for Wet Republic and he was BEYOND nice. The Kardashians were having an event and the place was a madhouse. He let me call him and he walked us through the line. He was VERY VERY professional and I can say that next time I book a bed or cabanna I am only going to use him. I seriously was impressed.

Wet Republic: A larger pool party. I really like the layout and size It is big without being too big. They have fun DJ's and people are there to party. Make sure you get there early and you can grab a chair and party the day away!
So after passing even groups of even hotter girls then me in line I was ready to drink and party. My Vegas friend (and his friends) were there and so we had some shots and drinks and I hung out on the couches and danced. I went to the pool and I could not believe the number of hot guys that were there. I am serious. This is where they have all been hiding. I mean the bodies on these guys were for real.

Now I know how guys feel when talking to a chick with a nice body. Its so hard to look them in the eyes! I just wanted to look at abs!!! I totally thought I was seeing hot bodied guys before, but seriously ladies they are totally at Wet Republic. Ok, that's enough of me being a sleaze.

They also had a sparkling sake tasting which was fun. I don't see myself actually buying the stuff because I prefer a more traditional sake, but it was fun to taste and talk about it with the people around.

My friend was starting to hate small talk with people and was being a bit anti social. She is very soulful and deep. I am a big sloppy drunk. So I told her to go sit in the pool and I went “Patrick” crazy and was going around meeting people and having a good time.

[ellejay]

So my friends decided they wanted to take us to Moorea Beach. By the time I get into the car (again sober driver) that incidentally STILL had the my friends puke on the side of it from the first night we were there. I looked down at it and looked up about to say “dude you didn't clean the puke off the car” when I was told to shut up and get in the car.

So I take out my phone and start posting drunk things on the forum and to friends. I am at this point out of control drunk. Even on the way there I know I am going to get crazy. After all I reason, Vegas owes me for last nights bomb!

We get to the Mandalay Bay and enter Moorea Beach. Because we were with the local group we did not have to pay which is good because as a girl it wasn't worth paying too much for.

Moorea Beach: Easily the most laid back pool party I have been too. Even more laid back then Bare. I thought the people were nice looking and they were the classy sort who, upon reflection, probably didn't pee in the pool. It was not very crowded you could actually snatch a chair.

There were girls everywhere without tops. So I got into it the spirit too. I was again all over the place talking with people and just having a good time. I may or may not have been grabbing boobies. I was laughing so hard about it that I HAD to drunk post on here and tell you all about it. I especially like to grab fake ones because they feel so weird. Plus girls with fake ones are all about getting a good grab, after all they PAID for them! Why not get your $$ worth? Anyway if you know someone who was complaining about a topless blonde running feeling up their girlfriends you MIGHT know who that was!

So after awhile my friends friend got totally wasted. He said he wanted to go back to Wet Republic. So we were like ok lets go. On the way to the parking lot, the guy was so drunk here are some gems:
“where are we going?” one minute passes “Where are we going”
“I'm going to drive” (no your too drunk) “Fuck you, I'm going to drive!”
“Fuck this fucking shit” (sir there are children present) “Fuck your fucking kids!”

The list goes on.

So when we get to the car he starts grabbing for the keys and I'm like no your wasted. And he turns on me! He starts saying shit that made no sense. But I got the feeling that he was going to get even worse, so I grabbed my friend and left.
(Side note: My friend ended up trying to take him home to sober him up. On the way he stopped at a stoplight and the drunk guy jumps out of the car and takes his shirt off... throws it into the road and starts running away. My friend had to pull over and get out of the car. Wrestle him down and drag him to the car. They are both very buff so it must have been a sight! But he finally got his drunk friend in the car.... Then the guy puked on THE OTHER SIDE OF HIS CAR! Ha ha. The next morning drunk guy thought that the DJ put a roofy in his drink... yeah right Mr. I cant hold my drinks)

So we make our way back to the hotel. I call Patrick and we make vague plans to hang out. We figure on Carmel and then the Bank. As you may know I was not a fan of the Bank, but its supposed to be good on Sunday and I figure why the hell not.

I rest up and then start getting ready for the night ahead. My feet hurt so bad, I do the UNTHINKABLE. I wear a cute dress with gold sandles rather than heels. I seriously would not make it out of the hotel let alone to the club in heels at that point. On the way I feel awesome because I can move with ease.

We get to the club early, and decide to gamble a bit. I lose like $20 all said and done. My friend wins like $50. And we decide that we should get our hands stamped and then go to the bar. When we arrive Fred the door guy (who also does some hosting so I can give you contact if your looking for someone nice) says he will take care of us and sends us to Caramel with another guy to get free shots.

Caramel: Caramel is a nice little bar! It was full of an older more mature crowd but not too many grayhairs. On the inside it kind of reminds me of a nicer bar in the SF where I am from. Except cleaner (bay area folks know what I mean) and there is nice music.

For the ladies they get two for one drinks with pass. It makes AMF's like $14 for TWO. I gobble free shots with my friend when we look at each other and make the silent agreement that we are going to move on to drinks! A few drinks later an older lady about mid – 30s comes up to us to and asks if we are with the travel agent conference. We say no, and then she runs over to her friends and starts wispering.

With the drinks working in our system we decide to start dancing even though no one else is and it is clearly not time to dance. After a few songs a group of nice looking cougars starts “wooting” and I shit you not “Raising the roof” and starts dancing with us. They starting to try to dance dirty and I knew it was time to make our way to The Bank.

We show up to a pretty large line, but I yell at Fred and he takes us in. Thank goodness for the kindness of strangers! We thank him him for the drinks and the nice treatment and make our way up the escalator.

The Bank: Ever been to Light and wondered, what if they paint everything black and make a giant pit in the ground to dance in? That is the Bank. You walk into a black rectangle. The middle of that is a dance floor that is sunken. Then there are levels with tables and at the top, bars.

K. and I are all about dancing that night so we hit the floor. The only problem is my dress keeps coming down! WHY?!? Its so annoying to dance and look down and have an errant boobage or ass cheek. Whatever I'm drunk and so I just try to keep a good dress watch.

Right away some college boys join ask to dance and proceed to start to bore the living shit out of me. I can tell you that when I dance I don't really want to talk anyway, but my dance partner kept talking and talking and talking. He ranged from such exciting topics as:

Arena Football
Ft. Worth Texas
Socks to wear with clubbing shoes
His flight
Buffets

I wanted to get away SO bad. I felt like I was trapped. I look over to K. and she seems to be having a VERY good time with the guy she is talking too. So I know its going to be a long night. I mean I'm not going to break up her fun night because I was with literally the most boring person on the planet. Just when I felt I was going to go crazy who should come walking down the stairs but............... Patrick!

Poor Patrick, I pounced on him like crazy wombat!

I held on to him like a drowning man to a lifeline!

The guy left and I was saved! I was FREE! I WAS ALIVE!!!!!!! I nearly cried for being so grateful that the vegas gods should throw me a bone and get me out of that situation.

Of course this meant that I had to buy Patrick a drink! We grabbed some drinks. The night gets blurry...

I remember dancing with Patrick and all these people and spilling a drink ALL OVER this girls head. I felt SO bad. SOO BAD. I mean it was not a little, it was a lot. AND SHE WAS NICE. I still feel really really bad about it. I am usually the one who gets spilled on, so it sucked to spill on someone else who was nice and pretty and a lot of fun to dance with.

Hey chick I spilled a drink on: I am totally sorry, I know I said that I was but I really am. I owe you like 10 drinks and a lapdance!

I also remember my friend telling me we were going home, and me asking if she had cab fare:
“Yeah Elle I have cabfare”
“Well you should have no problem getting home!”

I was wasted and didn't want my night to end because I was having a good time.

In all I got in while the sun was in the sky and I had a very fun night!

Drinks: $100
Cab:$30
Food $19

Next up..... Monday and my Liver calls the Police

[KC2Vegas]

great review thanks for sharing keep it coming

[dnix]

so you went to tao on thur and the bank on sun, and you never stopped by the jc table????????

[mrankimonki]

so you went to tao on thur and the bank on sun, and you never stopped by the jc table????????

i doubt any of us knew where it was and how to contact the right people!

[Guest]

Ok I will lift my boycott for now to review your TR

We had lunch at Tamba the Indian restaurant. It wasn't that bad and if you are a non meat eater than its one of the best options I've found. They also have a restaurant.com coupon, so yay for saying $10! I did burn my finger a little bit on one of the buffet warmers. I think it was because my mind was slow from the marathon partying I had been doing.

I saw that coupon too! Since I m indian, I m a little picky about it. How was the food there?

Make sure you get there early and you can grab a chair and party the day away!

I thought theres a food n bev minimum on those? Which chairs are you talking about?

I mean the bodies on these guys were for real.

The magics of attending the gym regularly...

[Guest]

Plus girls with fake ones are all about getting a good grab, after all they PAID for them! Why not get your $$ worth? Anyway if you know someone who was complaining about a topless blonde running feeling up their girlfriends you MIGHT know who that was!

So whats the etiquette on t1tty grabbing for the ladies? Just run up pretend you are drunk and grab away.. or you carefully sneak up from behind and do the reverse juggle?

So when we get to the car he starts grabbing for the keys and I'm like no your wasted. And he turns on me! He starts saying shit that made no sense. But I got the feeling that he was going to get even worse, so I grabbed my friend and left.
(Side note: My friend ended up trying to take him home to sober him up. On the way he stopped at a stoplight and the drunk guy jumps out of the car and takes his shirt off... throws it into the road and starts running away.

umm roid rage... Glad they have security everywhere in LV.

Caramel: Caramel is a nice little bar! It was full of an older more mature crowd but not too many grayhairs. On the inside it kind of reminds me of a nicer bar in the SF where I am from. Except cleaner (bay area folks know what I mean) and there is nice music.

For the ladies they get two for one drinks with pass. It makes AMF's like $14 for TWO.

More reasons for ladies to show for the JC meet up on LDW.

[hotforvegas]

I have been to Ditch, Wet and Rehab and prefer Wet. Your right not too big and not too small.

With regards to Bare vs Moorea which did you prefer?
Great trip report, I love your style of writing.

[dnix]

i doubt any of us knew where it was and how to contact the right people!

It's been posted several times. Should of asked. Hes not that big of deal anyway. I just use him for the women.

[hotforvegas]

It's been posted several times. Should of asked. Hes not that big of deal anyway. I just use him for the women.

I didnt know he had a table at the Bank on Sundays. Could of came in handy when they increased my bottle minimum to 2 bottles for three people. I told them to stick it

[SDGonzo]

Wait - so you guys DID end up at Tryst after all? I was so gone by about 1....you wouldn't happen to be the random chick I danced with and quite possibly made out very heavily with on the dancefloor, would you? Just checkin....

Day 3 Thursday
The Tao of JC forum members, a secret Tryst, and Angry Girls on Poles

HAPPY BITHDAY TO ME!!!
So on the third day our hero awakens to the smell of stripper all over her, and the angry throbbng of two feet put through hell. Our hero is also VERY VERY hung over.

So me and K. decided to grab food somewhere (I totally forgot where we ate, but I'm sure it wasn't that great) and get our drink on. We were told by my local friend that Bare would be fun today and so we figured we would give it a try.

I text Peter Kolizeras, who was professional and very nice. I asked him if it was too late to put us on the list and he said to get my butt over there.

Bare: Bare at the Mirage is a very intimate topless pool. Because it was my birthday K. kept buying me drinks and by drink three I was feeling more than good. We floated in the water and I got to check her out in her bikini. I tried to get her to take her top off, but I couldn't get her to show her tata's off! At first it seemed less friendly then other pool parties I have been too. With people looking at you like a piece of meat and not smiling or having fun. That changed after more people showed up and then the party was in full swing.

I met a local girl who was SOOO nice, but I had a hard time talking with her because her nipple was poking out over the top of her suit and she did not know it. K. kept trying to catch my eye and I knew if I looked at her I would show that I was seeing nipple.

There were some french guys that came by and hit on us. They were polite but totally hard to understand. I think foreign guys can be cute but its a huge chore to have small talk with them when they don't speak English well. One said:

“I REALLY like your Poosing”
“My What?!?”
“Poosing! Poosing!” pointing at my lower body
“WHATTTTTTTTT”

Then I realized he was trying to say PIERCING not the OTHER word I thought he was saying. I was almost going to slap his face! Ha! Either that or see if I was showing more than I meant too. (its happens...)

Met some business guys too who were nice and invited us to meet them at Tryst. It was nice to be invited but I already had super hot plans to meet up with JC forum members and that beats hanging out with suits any day!

When I got back to the room I checked my phone and I got a txt from Patrick telling me he arrived and that he got a suite! I was so happy for him. We decided to meet at a hotel bar and then move on to Tao. My friend and I got there early so we decided to have a drink and gamble a little bit. We were laughing and having a good time when all these HOT forum members started to trickle in ha ha. My friend K. was super cool about meeting with everyone given that she does not go on this site.

So I got to meet Patrick (ladies he is tall and a fresh faced cutie), his friend (great skin, and the cutest nose), Warren (dressed so nice, and tall, and rich in flasks), mrankimonki (I wanted to put him in my pocket!) I was so glad that no one was crazy or whatever because I have never met anyone via the internet and I was nervous.

Darryl met up with us and went about finding more ladies as we were very much out numbered. We picked up some girls who were nice enough and made our way to Tao. Darryl got us is so quick! It was awesome, and Patrick is right, the look on peoples faces was hilarious. I am so glad I did not have to wait because part of the line is outside and it was still really hot, and my feet were sore from the previous nights of partying.

Tao: When you enter Tao you will find a restaurant with a huge bar on the first floor. With you stamp you make your way up the stairs to the second floor where you will find yourself in a dark, very asian inspired, labyrinth of cool. My friend and I grabbed some drinks with the guys and took it all in. 'We were there early and it was already starting to fill up, but it was great to go a bit early because we were able to really see the club!

I love when people sing Happy birthday to me, so THANKS PATRICK for singing happy birthday in German to me! It was super cool!

Warren totally owes me a liquid cocain shot

Me and K. walked around the club and hit the dance floor with Patrick and his friend for a little bit. Patrick was going insane drinking and talking with everyone. It was great to see. He kept buying me birthday drinks it was crazy. At one point I was SUPER drunk and I didn't want to drink anymore, I turned around after not seeing Patrick for awhile and he had his hands full of drinks. I was like no way!!! I can't drink anymore, but I did anyway.

The outside balcony is really cool to look at the strip and the people looking up at the party. The girls in the bathtubs where cool too. But the ones pretending to make out were very awkward. Just being honest. We danced and danced and drank and drank.

Then I have no idea why but I decided I wanted to get out of Tao and go to Tryst “Right Away” My momory is really fuzzy at this point....

We were on the list for Tryst using the contact from this site which was again very professional and nice. There was a huge line but I just walked right past them all and got in for free for nothing.

Tryst: Very pretty club. Has a pole, which is great and a nice outside area. I love the waterfall and it feels like a nice environment to meet people.

Apparently I was so drunk, I kicked the girls off the pole (they werent doing tricks anyway) and did my spins and twirls. Those girls got SOOOO mad at being shown up, but I showed them some easy spins and it the competitive spirit made them get even crazier. I totally didn't care about guys watching I just wanted to show K. that I could do some tricks and I was drunk. I can't understand why some people can let the drunk girl be drunk for a second!

We went on the dancefloor and danced. I was the biggest pimp because I had the prettiest girl dancing with me ha! She kept shoeing away people. We were wasted.

Note to Tall guy with the face: Screeming “YOU GUYS ARE HOT” over and over stops being a compliment and becomes scary.

One of the girls from the pole incident came over and offered to buy me a drink. I turned her down because I was more than wasted, and she got super pissed at me!!!

I can't comment this time on what people looked like as a whole because it's all a haze. So sorry guys!!!

I don't remember much after that. I can tell you that if K. wasn't there to usher me out I probably would have gotten kicked out for being to drunk.

Drinks $50 (thanks to everyone who hooked it up for my bday)
Cabs $30
Everything else comp

[ellejay]

I did not randomly make out with anyone at tryst! We were in the girls zone! I would have totally put that in the report if it happened though!!!! What a story!