I had this all typed up and realized I had never posted it. Enjoy. It's long but some crazy shit went down.
April 8th
Let me preface this with the players involved. It gets crazy.
Three girls in my room, Sweetie (my nickname for her), Nicole and me. Across the hall are two British men, Chips and Benny - we had met last time Nicole and I went to Vegas. Nicole started dating him right after our last trip in December, and they flew back out from England to go with us to Vegas. Already it was fate to get interesting.
We finally get to the MGM around 4:00 after driving from Bakersfield to Las Vegas. We checked in and got comfortable. Ordered pizza and went to the main street to pick it up. The Brits went to gamble downstairs, ended up hitting 8/10 of their "bet it all on black" rounds. They ended up winning over $5,000 in one roulette session. I waited for my sister and her bestfriend to join us in our room. Five girls, one bathroom. Needless to say, the entire getting ready to go out experience took forever and a day.
We got ourselves properly pre-drunk and headed to Body English. Body English started to get entirely too packed and the open bar closed, so we walked over to Wasted Space. After many rounds of Nicole and I hustling our way to some free drinks (I have no shame, I am broke and we're in a recession.) we were properly smashed and everyone else was as well. Ended up having the Brits making out in front of us, getting egged on to keep going by Sweetie - who got so drunk she vomited on our way in to the taxi line.
Got back to MGM to have chicken and waffles in their 24 hour cafe. Headed up to bed and called it a night.
April 9th
Sister and bestfriend depart as three other girls and a guy, Kate, Lisa, Jaime and Alex arrive and stay at the Excaliber (in one of the worst rooms I have ever seen, yet the bathroom was very nice.) Sweetie has a disgustingly terrible hangover and throws up all night. I get all of us guestlisted for Tryst, but first Sweetie convinces us ( Nicole and I) to go to $1.00 Ladies Night at Stoney's Rockin' Country, since her former boss' son is the owner. We get in and end up having a pretty decent time for about two hours (we got there early). Headed back to MGM to rally the rest of the troops to Tryst.
Head over to the Wynn only to find the guestlist line closed (it was 11:55) and plenty of asshole line attendants who won't let the men use their free entrance coupons. One of the Brits gets into it with the bouncer and we decided to leave the line before things escalated further.
We all have a round at the Wynn bar and come up with a new game plan. I believe I texted Chapp, begging for some assistance. We eventually ended up with some sort of in to JET. Three of the party didn't follow to JET as they were tired from driving all day. The rest of us ended up getting completely shitfaced thanks to a table service of two extending never ending vodka cranberries. Nicole and Sweetie end up jumping on tables and slithering around on the poles as the rest of us are doubled over with laughter.
The group leaves with everyone being completely and utterly drunk, and Nicole dropping her iPhone on the Mirage tile to only have the screen smash in to thousands of glass fragments. We left in a hurry.
April 10th
After another afternoon of recuperating we decide to head down and do some mild gambling, mostly to get some free drinks and chit chat about the night's prior events. After an hour or so, Nicole decides to head back up to the room to get in a nap before we start the get ready to go out routine. Almost as soon as Nicole leaves she calls me. She yells at me frantically to get up to the room, since my name is on the room, as there are two men with clipboards in our room, rummaging through everything. I haul ass up to the room to get in to a bit of an argument with the main clipboard asshole.
Long story short (already posted this part on the MGM board) they had mixed up our room numbers in the computer. Thank god we were at the hotel and not out shopping (as previously planned) because all of our things would have been gone. We spent the rest of the day getting walked in on by four more MGM workers, and after plenty of complaining we get a late checkout for Sunday and a free buffet coupon. Not what I was trying to get out of them, but it was something.
All of us meet up at Studio 54, having been put on the list. Much arguing ensues with the doormen over how many men are in our party as opposed to how many we initially had down (which was the same number, the doormen had confused us with a different group with the same last name). Eventually we get in, and Kate (from the Excaliber group) buys everyone a round of Sambuca. Three rounds to be exact.
Lisa and Jaime, two Excaliber girls, end up getting invited into bottle service with a group of men. Nicole and I tag along for the drinks and to dance. One of the Brits comes looking for us and finds us to tell us that one of our friends isn't feeling well. He sits next to us, in the bottle service explaining the situation. The bottle service host tells us that he needs to leave since the guys do not want another guy in their table. I apologize and say it won't be but a minute since he's explaining a semi-emergency to us. She obliges.
Turns out, Kate cannot handle her liquor, and thirty minutes later is screaming and puking in the ladies room for me. I, being drunk and dancing, refuse to continue staying in the ladies room with her and trade off babysitting duties with Lisa and Jaime. I go back to find them, and they are now dancing with the guys in bottleservice. The Brit and I shuffle our way in to tell the girls they need to go check on Kate. The bottleservice guys become furious that he is back at their section and scream and yell at the hostess to get him out of their section. The hostess tells him to leave, as we are trying to yell out the situation to Jaime and Lisa. As we leave the bottleservice guys scream at him and he flips them and the hostess off and tells them to "fuck themselves."
Jaime and Lisa make their way to the bathroom. As I am walking out of the restroom Alex runs up to me, with Nicole, to tell us that one of the Brits has been kicked out by security for flipping off the hostess. We eventually get Kate out of the restroom and get outside to find the Brit yelling at security over the situation. Kate starts to puke and Lisa and Jaime get her to a trashcan just in time. Chaos officially breaks out.
After diffusing the situation with the Brit, we go back to the room and make sure that Lisa and Jaime have secured Kate in their room.
We end up drinking in the hotel bar the rest of the night and making a semi-early night of it.
April 11th
Nicole and I decided to head off on our own to LAVO, as no one else felt like partying, but preferred to go to Dick's Last Resort. Nicole and I get right in thanks to one of Colton's hostess (Kiki, whom I absolutely recommend! She's wonderful and totally sweet.) It was all bottleservice, and it is a LOT smaller than it looks in promotional pictures. We got a few drinks from the open bar with our wristbands, and took off back to our first love -Wasted Space.
We get to Wasted Space and end up getting approached by a bunch of Canadian men on their stag night. The man of the night is decked out in a ballgag and bondage gear underneath his clothes. They are all incredibly wasted and keep encouraging us to dance with them, though their idea of dancing was just shoving their dicks in the air. Strange.
After a few rounds with the stag party, we headed back to Dick's to meet up with the rest of the group. We grab a taxi and get to Excaliber, only to realize we are a dollar short on our fare. I leave Nicole in the taxi cab to go get money from someone inside the bar. I run in and cannot get anyone's attention. Everyone is completely drunk with blowjob and anal sex balloon animals on their heads laughing at me. I eventually get pissed off, since my bestfriend is stuck in a cab with a less than appealing cabbie, and only need two fucking dollars.
I eventually get the money, run out and secure Nicole's freedom. Nicole then gets in to a fight with Lisa over HER Brit, Chips - and a cat fight almost breaks out. Nicole goes to the ATM, gets money and we head back to MGM. Only to have her pass out on MY bed in drunken fury. Alex, myself and the Brits head back down to the bar and have a few rounds with a bunch of incredibly gay and incredibly hilarious Australians who are waiting for their early flight. The Brits become a hit with their oral sex balloons and everyone gets so drunk we can barely find our way back to the elevators. We actually lost Alex at one point, and had to chase him all the way from the bar to Studio 54 (opposite side of the casino).
Well, that's about it as far as craziness goes. It was fun, but more drama than I could ever imagine. I'll never go with that many girls again. But it was a fun time and I can't wait to go again. Sorry that it's so longwinded. =)
April 8th
Let me preface this with the players involved. It gets crazy.
Three girls in my room, Sweetie (my nickname for her), Nicole and me. Across the hall are two British men, Chips and Benny - we had met last time Nicole and I went to Vegas. Nicole started dating him right after our last trip in December, and they flew back out from England to go with us to Vegas. Already it was fate to get interesting.
We finally get to the MGM around 4:00 after driving from Bakersfield to Las Vegas. We checked in and got comfortable. Ordered pizza and went to the main street to pick it up. The Brits went to gamble downstairs, ended up hitting 8/10 of their "bet it all on black" rounds. They ended up winning over $5,000 in one roulette session. I waited for my sister and her bestfriend to join us in our room. Five girls, one bathroom. Needless to say, the entire getting ready to go out experience took forever and a day.
We got ourselves properly pre-drunk and headed to Body English. Body English started to get entirely too packed and the open bar closed, so we walked over to Wasted Space. After many rounds of Nicole and I hustling our way to some free drinks (I have no shame, I am broke and we're in a recession.) we were properly smashed and everyone else was as well. Ended up having the Brits making out in front of us, getting egged on to keep going by Sweetie - who got so drunk she vomited on our way in to the taxi line.
Got back to MGM to have chicken and waffles in their 24 hour cafe. Headed up to bed and called it a night.
April 9th
Sister and bestfriend depart as three other girls and a guy, Kate, Lisa, Jaime and Alex arrive and stay at the Excaliber (in one of the worst rooms I have ever seen, yet the bathroom was very nice.) Sweetie has a disgustingly terrible hangover and throws up all night. I get all of us guestlisted for Tryst, but first Sweetie convinces us ( Nicole and I) to go to $1.00 Ladies Night at Stoney's Rockin' Country, since her former boss' son is the owner. We get in and end up having a pretty decent time for about two hours (we got there early). Headed back to MGM to rally the rest of the troops to Tryst.
Head over to the Wynn only to find the guestlist line closed (it was 11:55) and plenty of asshole line attendants who won't let the men use their free entrance coupons. One of the Brits gets into it with the bouncer and we decided to leave the line before things escalated further.
We all have a round at the Wynn bar and come up with a new game plan. I believe I texted Chapp, begging for some assistance. We eventually ended up with some sort of in to JET. Three of the party didn't follow to JET as they were tired from driving all day. The rest of us ended up getting completely shitfaced thanks to a table service of two extending never ending vodka cranberries. Nicole and Sweetie end up jumping on tables and slithering around on the poles as the rest of us are doubled over with laughter.
The group leaves with everyone being completely and utterly drunk, and Nicole dropping her iPhone on the Mirage tile to only have the screen smash in to thousands of glass fragments. We left in a hurry.
April 10th
After another afternoon of recuperating we decide to head down and do some mild gambling, mostly to get some free drinks and chit chat about the night's prior events. After an hour or so, Nicole decides to head back up to the room to get in a nap before we start the get ready to go out routine. Almost as soon as Nicole leaves she calls me. She yells at me frantically to get up to the room, since my name is on the room, as there are two men with clipboards in our room, rummaging through everything. I haul ass up to the room to get in to a bit of an argument with the main clipboard asshole.
Long story short (already posted this part on the MGM board) they had mixed up our room numbers in the computer. Thank god we were at the hotel and not out shopping (as previously planned) because all of our things would have been gone. We spent the rest of the day getting walked in on by four more MGM workers, and after plenty of complaining we get a late checkout for Sunday and a free buffet coupon. Not what I was trying to get out of them, but it was something.
All of us meet up at Studio 54, having been put on the list. Much arguing ensues with the doormen over how many men are in our party as opposed to how many we initially had down (which was the same number, the doormen had confused us with a different group with the same last name). Eventually we get in, and Kate (from the Excaliber group) buys everyone a round of Sambuca. Three rounds to be exact.
Lisa and Jaime, two Excaliber girls, end up getting invited into bottle service with a group of men. Nicole and I tag along for the drinks and to dance. One of the Brits comes looking for us and finds us to tell us that one of our friends isn't feeling well. He sits next to us, in the bottle service explaining the situation. The bottle service host tells us that he needs to leave since the guys do not want another guy in their table. I apologize and say it won't be but a minute since he's explaining a semi-emergency to us. She obliges.
Turns out, Kate cannot handle her liquor, and thirty minutes later is screaming and puking in the ladies room for me. I, being drunk and dancing, refuse to continue staying in the ladies room with her and trade off babysitting duties with Lisa and Jaime. I go back to find them, and they are now dancing with the guys in bottleservice. The Brit and I shuffle our way in to tell the girls they need to go check on Kate. The bottleservice guys become furious that he is back at their section and scream and yell at the hostess to get him out of their section. The hostess tells him to leave, as we are trying to yell out the situation to Jaime and Lisa. As we leave the bottleservice guys scream at him and he flips them and the hostess off and tells them to "fuck themselves."
Jaime and Lisa make their way to the bathroom. As I am walking out of the restroom Alex runs up to me, with Nicole, to tell us that one of the Brits has been kicked out by security for flipping off the hostess. We eventually get Kate out of the restroom and get outside to find the Brit yelling at security over the situation. Kate starts to puke and Lisa and Jaime get her to a trashcan just in time. Chaos officially breaks out.
After diffusing the situation with the Brit, we go back to the room and make sure that Lisa and Jaime have secured Kate in their room.
We end up drinking in the hotel bar the rest of the night and making a semi-early night of it.
April 11th
Nicole and I decided to head off on our own to LAVO, as no one else felt like partying, but preferred to go to Dick's Last Resort. Nicole and I get right in thanks to one of Colton's hostess (Kiki, whom I absolutely recommend! She's wonderful and totally sweet.) It was all bottleservice, and it is a LOT smaller than it looks in promotional pictures. We got a few drinks from the open bar with our wristbands, and took off back to our first love -Wasted Space.
We get to Wasted Space and end up getting approached by a bunch of Canadian men on their stag night. The man of the night is decked out in a ballgag and bondage gear underneath his clothes. They are all incredibly wasted and keep encouraging us to dance with them, though their idea of dancing was just shoving their dicks in the air. Strange.
After a few rounds with the stag party, we headed back to Dick's to meet up with the rest of the group. We grab a taxi and get to Excaliber, only to realize we are a dollar short on our fare. I leave Nicole in the taxi cab to go get money from someone inside the bar. I run in and cannot get anyone's attention. Everyone is completely drunk with blowjob and anal sex balloon animals on their heads laughing at me. I eventually get pissed off, since my bestfriend is stuck in a cab with a less than appealing cabbie, and only need two fucking dollars.
I eventually get the money, run out and secure Nicole's freedom. Nicole then gets in to a fight with Lisa over HER Brit, Chips - and a cat fight almost breaks out. Nicole goes to the ATM, gets money and we head back to MGM. Only to have her pass out on MY bed in drunken fury. Alex, myself and the Brits head back down to the bar and have a few rounds with a bunch of incredibly gay and incredibly hilarious Australians who are waiting for their early flight. The Brits become a hit with their oral sex balloons and everyone gets so drunk we can barely find our way back to the elevators. We actually lost Alex at one point, and had to chase him all the way from the bar to Studio 54 (opposite side of the casino).
Well, that's about it as far as craziness goes. It was fun, but more drama than I could ever imagine. I'll never go with that many girls again. But it was a fun time and I can't wait to go again. Sorry that it's so longwinded. =)
well it kinda suck that all the drama occurred...this is why I try to limit my trips to max 3 people
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