My 50th Trip To Vegas

[MV500]

I'm coming out to Vegas July 26 through Aug 3 and this will be my 50th trip to Vegas! I come out a lot for work, but I always seem to have wild adventures. I'll be working a little bit during the week, but plan to have lots of fun while I'm there.

Over the past 10 years I've seen just about everything one could imagine. I've been to every club, partied with celebs, been in whale suites, and even saved a guys life. I have friends that say the movie Hang Over is about some of my adventures. It's not - but I've seen it all.

To tell you the truth, I have said 'I've seen it all' before, but each time I come back to Vegas it just gets more insane.

I just found this site, and it seems like a great place to meet other folks that are planning to have a great time in Vegas. Who else besides me is planning to be in Vegas between July 26 and Aug 3?

[KC2Vegas]

50th trip and you barely find this site what a rookie. lol welcome to the site

[dnix]

Welcome. Congrats on the 50th

[MV500]

I never thought about looking on the web to see what other folks were up to.

[nyc2vegas]

I never thought about looking on the web to see what other folks were up to.

who wouldve thunk it!!!

[IRockNvegas]

That trip is a major milestone bro! I'm talking a cake with 50 candles waiting inside your room for you! Please don't hesitate to share your past experiences . Vegas is like a box a chocolates isn't it?! Ok I had to use that Forrest gump line sorry. I thought that movie hangover was soft! They only pulled that shit for 1 night, Vegas vets wait until the second or 3rd night before they end up in the hospital haha

[messy]

Ay mate, ill be there from Aug 1 to Aug 4th as a first timer. Hit me up for a beer at the palms pool on sat Aug 1 -- my shout =]

Someone with 50 games under their belt gotta have a couple of good stories to share

Cheers - Dan

[thehabs25]

Hey Dude,

I'll be there July 23-26 and will be staying at PH. I'm there for a bachelor party.

Hit me up if you wanna join our madness.

[MV500]

I have some AMAZING stories. Some are tamer then others, but I'll share one now.

I try to go to Vegas during events like the Roller Derby convention (IP in July), super bowl and cheerleader’s convention (both in Feb) and the Rodeo (in December). When these events are in town there are always lots of con-girls that come into Vegas and they are there to party and have a great time.

The first time that I encountered the Roller Derby convention I was staying at Imperial Palace for about 2 weeks. The night the convention came into town hundreds of crazy derby girls took over the IP. I was at the IP Bar and started to talk with some of them. The first thing that I noticed was that about half of them are lesbos, but it wasn't hard to figure out which were. I found out that they were having a party that moved from room to room throughout the hotel. I was invited to come along and check it out.

The party was really wild; each room had a different theme and drink. There was a cowgirl room, a tropical island room, even a techno room. In one room there were girls shackled to the wall and getting piercing in their nipples, I was told that the password for the room and if something started to happen to me that I didn't like I had to say the password. Each room was crazy.

I'm not sure how many room parties I went to, but at least 2 of them were broken up by hotel security. In the end we were all bombed - I wound up waking up between three of them the next morning. I don't recall everything, but it was a wild night.

More stories to come

[IRockNvegas]

Hahaha wow man now that's the real hangover movie. Glad you gave the lesbo confirmation cause I was starting to wonder when you mentioned roller derby girls haha

[nassau]

I'm a male lesbian.

[rock28]

I have some AMAZING stories. Some are tamer then others, but I'll share one now.

I try to go to Vegas during events like the Roller Derby convention (IP in July), super bowl and cheerleader’s convention (both in Feb) and the Rodeo (in December). When these events are in town there are always lots of con-girls that come into Vegas and they are there to party and have a great time.

The first time that I encountered the Roller Derby convention I was staying at Imperial Palace for about 2 weeks. The night the convention came into town hundreds of crazy derby girls took over the IP. I was at the IP Bar and started to talk with some of them. The first thing that I noticed was that about half of them are lesbos, but it wasn't hard to figure out which were. I found out that they were having a party that moved from room to room throughout the hotel. I was invited to come along and check it out.

The party was really wild; each room had a different theme and drink. There was a cowgirl room, a tropical island room, even a techno room. In one room there were girls shackled to the wall and getting piercing in their nipples, I was told that the password for the room and if something started to happen to me that I didn't like I had to say the password. Each room was crazy.

I'm not sure how many room parties I went to, but at least 2 of them were broken up by hotel security. In the end we were all bombed - I wound up waking up between three of them the next morning. I don't recall everything, but it was a wild night.

More stories to come

WOW

[messy]

hahah nice mate nice

For that ill buy u 2 beers ha

[MV500]

I was in Vegas about 2 years ago and hanging out at O'Sheas, center strip (next to Flamingo) when I hit a Royal Flush.

I've never seen a Royal Flush before and I got a little bit excited. My buddy had gone to the men’s room when I hit the RF - between the time I hit it and he came back a little bit of a crowd had come over to the bar to see my winnings. If you’ve ever been at the back bar at Oshea’s you know that there are two sides to the bar, one is next to the slots and the other is near a beer pong court. I was sitting on the beer pong side and there was room for maybe 15 people behind me to look at the Royal Flush.

Well, my friend got back and he got excited too. What then would happen would be the beginning of a fantastic night. Across from us, on the slot machine side of the bar, we got the attention of an older looking man that smacked something famous. The guy yelled over to us to tell him what was going on – I said, “Hit gold with a Royal Flush”. The man started to get excited for us and we soon found out that he was Larry David from Curb Your Enthusiasm and the producer of Seinfeld.

Mr. David came over and started to talk to us, at the same time people from the bar came up to Mr. David and asked for his autograph. As we talked he then revealed to us that he wasn’t Larry David, but an impersonator. To tell you the truth, the guy looked like Larry David, acted like Larry David and had the same mannerisms as Larry David, so we weren’t sure if it was an impersonator, or Larry David pretending to be an impersonator – but in either case we knew that we could have a great time with this guy either way.

It was already about 1am, so we started talking and I suggested that we go to an afterhours club (that also has a strip club in it). My friend then suggested that we call ahead and tell the club that we were coming with Mr. David and ask for VIP treatment. When I called the young woman that answered the phone didn’t know who Larry David was but got a manager, as soon as he got on the phone he told us he would set us up.

As we walked up to the facility, the bouncer automatically recognized Mr. David. We were brought into the club and given a table. A second bouncer came to the table and said that he would keep an eye on us.

I got up and walked around and found a table occupied by a drop dead gorgeous woman and a passed out guy. She was drunk, drinking champaign and she stopped me. She asked why there was so much fuss at my table and asked who I was with. I told her that I was with Larry David and she freaked out.

She then gave me a glass, poured some champaign and asked if I could introduce her to Mr. David. I sat with her for a few minutes and found out that she was from Australia, a doctor and just got married to the guy passed out next to me. She said they were both med students when they met and were in Vegas to get totally fucked up because when they got home they’d have to be on good behavior.

She picked up her champaign bottle I brought her over to Larry and introduced her. They talked for a couple of minutes and she then finally remembered her husband. She asked my buddy to keep an eye on him and make sure the bouncers didn’t kick him out. Then she bought my friend and I lap dances – we forgot about her husband and enjoyed our shows.

About 20 minutes had gone by and she came over to my lap dance and started playing around with the stripper. The show got wild and the two of them were going at it when they started to whisper. The stripper got up and took the girl with her to the ladies room. When the girl came back she told me that the stripper was trying to help her find some cocaine but there was none to be found. She then asked me, "do you or Larry have some coke, I’ll go home with you and leave my husband here if you can get me some'.

I didn’t have any cocaine, nor was I going to ask Larry David. But, I played it out for a little while. We all went back to our table and almost as soon as I sat down two young blonds sat at the table next to us. I said 'hi' to them and within moments the Australian woman offered them lap dances.

Not ten minutes went by and the two of these girls were getting one of the best shows I have ever seen. The one girl sitting next to me took my arm and put it behind her head, giving to two of us a show together. I was floored. The stripper was making out with the girl and not really paying any attention to me. At the end of the dance, the young girl said to me, 'well you got a hell of a show, tip the lady'. After I tipped the stripper the girl and her friend started talking with me. Minutes later, my buddy said that we had to go, apparently we had promised Larry David that we would drive him back to his hotel. I told them that I was going to stay and get a cab back to my hotel.

The Australian woman had been talking to all of the strippers and had no luck in finding her cocaine. She finally came back to me and told me that she was frustrated, needed to get high and was going to take her new husband back to her hotel. I said my goodbyes and the two ladies thanked her for the lap dances. As she left I bought another round of drinks for my new lady friends and found out that they were 21 and 22 years old and both in Vegas for the first time. The older one was bi-sexual and told me she was trying to get her friend to fuck her for the first time. I suggested to keep getting her drunk, but she said that maybe it would be easier if a guy was with them.

It wasn’t long before I was in a taxi headed with them to the Palms – oh what a night.

[dnix]

Never heard of Larry David. I goggled him, and I wouldnt know who he was, if he was standing right next to me.

Nice story though.