My Name is Theh Menu Bandit and well.....

[TheMenuBandit]

I reside in a Sport Coat Jacket, Inside an insanely overpriced Coach, Prada, Gucci, Blah Blah Blah, BAG, Tucked in the back of some trousers or sometimes in the front and I am working on collecting a Bottle Service Menu from every hot club in Las Vegas... Will I be able to... Will I get caught?...Will u enjoy it?... I don't know and frankly I do care. I have been lurking on these forums for years and have recognize douche bags like Michael from Platinum Douchebags Inc. and want you all to know the truth on how much bottle service really costs and what your going to open up at the club before you even get there. So let me know your questions PM me your requests and I will see what I can do. But please dont PM Me For More Info but don't expect me to have any outstanding packages like Magic Carpet Rides thru Las Vegas and Enough Chocolates and Strawberries to Make you throw up a red and black magma all over the Limo your in because lets face it. Those deals just sound to damn cheap to be true. If you feel inclined to become a bandit too well put on your Bandana and join me!
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[IndianDude]

Thanks for all your hard work Menu Bandit...I'm sure I speak for everyone when I say we really appreciate it!

[nyc2vegas]

could the menu bandit be superhost mike trying to rebuild his reputation here on the board.....I mean afterall he has ALL the connections!

[IRockNvegas]

menu bandit is much better then the under pants gnomes from south park

[Cisco419]

Welcome menu bandit! Glad to have someone new to "PM for more info" lol

[Keebler]

3 cheers for the Menu Bandit!

[dogeaters]

Menu Bandit, "There are over 50 million visitors to Vegas each year... and they all want a small piece of your menus"

Have a safe trip brother