Reviews of Gentlemens Clubs and MORE

[dnix]

Yall well never believe me about how I came across this site, so just flame on. LOL

Oh and NSFW

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/fo...play.php?f=582

[Addicted2SinCity]

We might not believe you, but I'd love to see you try to explain anyway!!!

[dnix]

Those trip reports BLOW ours away. (pun intended) LOL

[dnix]

We might not believe you, but I'd love to see you try to explain anyway!!!

It was posted on a local motorcycle forum that Im on.

http://www.motohouston.com/forums/sh...ad.php?t=98911

[nyc2vegas]

yeah yeah yeah......ahhhh i see you finally fell comfortable enough to post that link....we know youve been dying to.....and I suppose this is when all of a sudden all the members start chiming in with "yeah ive come across that review board to"

I actually have seen this review board before it was linked in my old church bulletin

[dnix]

yeah yeah yeah......ahhhh i see you finally fell comfortable enough to post that link....we know youve been dying to.....and I suppose this is when all of a sudden all the members start chiming in with "yeah ive come across that review board to"

I actually have seen this review board before it was linked in my old church bulletin

STFU thats has to be a joke

[wat]

yeah yeah yeah......ahhhh i see you finally fell comfortable enough to post that link....we know youve been dying to.....and I suppose this is when all of a sudden all the members start chiming in with "yeah ive come across that review board to"

I actually have seen this review board before it was linked in my old church bulletin

Interesting religion you got there.

[dnix]

This one made me LOL

Originally Posted by Dbldowndon

This Nikki gives good $20 dances and was fairly nice. Somehow or the other, Junior got really into it, and Nikki decided to give an old man a hand, so she shifted herself and went to town. And that did it, but a finger nail, or zipper, or ring, or something connected with Junior in a very uncomfortable way and I yelped. Nikki thought I was really into it, so she increased her efforts. Then it really, Really, REALLY hurt. I made her stop. She thought she had done a wonderful job and I couldn't take it any more. Well, she was right, but not the way she thought.

I said my good byes and went into the john and discovered a major scratch on Junior in a most sensitive area. Damn. Damn. Damn. Not only was my party time done for this trip – and for the forseeable future, but I had to find a drug store to get some soothing antibiotic. And it hurt. It hurt to walk. It hurt when it brushed against my shorts.

Sure. Laugh if you want. You are not sitting there typing this while shifting uncomfortably in your chair. And, yes, scratches get scabs. Everywhere.

[nyc2vegas]

This one made me LOL

LMFAO......this is going to lead to another thread entitled "where not to get lap dances and why".................dnix whats you member name on that board????? I would love to read some of your reviews!!!

[dnix]

LMFAO......this is going to lead to another thread entitled "where not to get lap dances and why".................dnix whats you member name on that board????? I would love to read some of your reviews!!!

I dont have a user name. Theres absolutely nothing I could contribute to that board. Those guys are true pros. LOL

[wat]

This one made me LOL

So, did the scabs go away?

[nyc2vegas]

So, did the scabs go away?

more importantly how in the hell do you explain that one to your SO???

[dnix]

No they havent. Im starting to think the scratch, and the scabs, are unrelated.

[wat]

No they havent. Im starting to think the scratch, and the scabs, are unrelated.

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You got the itch down there, too?? Dude.

[Mike7T7]

I dont have a user name. Theres absolutely nothing I could contribute to that board. Those guys are true pros. LOL

You sure I think I saw a review for thunder down under from some guy was it u? lol