Best/Worst PicK up Line!

[Keebler]

Did they try and grab your arm too? I seen that a lot, its hilarious!!!

Then they get the purse whack!

[Cisco419]

Hahaha, I've never gotten a good pickup line. It's usually "hey.. hey.... *not paying attention* hey... *walk away* "

Did they try and grab your arm too? I seen that a lot, its hilarious!!!

[brazeneye]

Hahaha, I've never gotten a good pickup line. It's usually "hey.. hey.... *not paying attention* hey... *walk away* "

[nassau]

the funniest thing i've seen is this guy walk up to a group of girls and singled one out and say "So youre wearing brown huh?" She looked at him for like 5 seconds, i guess she couldnt think of anything to say so all the girls left on que. pretty funny.

[Addicted2SinCity]

yeah if you want to call it that....do any of us really work???

Well I work from home so...I make my own schedule, work when I feel like it (which is not often), and spend too much time on these damn forums!

[AKBoarder]

I'm still on leave, hahahahaha.. this is my job, sitting around in my superman underoos eating cheerios, watching movies online and posting on forums

occasionally i pop out to the gym, lol

[Cisco419]

yeah if you want to call it that....do any of us really work???

well I work when Im not on the site, but when I am I dont get much done

[Keebler]

Not really. All day at work i was on the board. But i get off at 3 on Fridays so now im home on the board, lol

[nyc2vegas]

your supposed to be working right? haha lucky for me today is my half day! but the down side is I get off at 930 tonight and have to be back at 5am!

yeah if you want to call it that....do any of us really work???

[Cisco419]

I f$%^& pissing in my pants right now......i gotta sign off this board for today!!!!

your supposed to be working right? haha lucky for me today is my half day! but the down side is I get off at 930 tonight and have to be back at 5am!

[nyc2vegas]

He made it great cause he said it with black lady swagger, you know with head bobbin and finger snappin.

Dude I'm lmao as I write this, can't wait to tell him

I f$%^& pissing in my pants right now......i gotta sign off this board for today!!!!

[IRockNvegas]

He made it great cause he said it with black lady swagger, you know with head bobbin and finger snappin.

Dude I'm lmao as I write this, can't wait to tell him

[dnix]

I knew irock wouldnt let us down. lol

[IRockNvegas]

Like previously you can't say this shit seriously so here's a couple, both random as hell and the first thing out of your mouth.

"so tell me who else do you think is hot in here besides me?"

"are you part of obamas stimulus package, because you are stimulating my package"

I had my drunk buddy use this on a really hot drunk girl and he said it while she was in the middle of a swig and she spit up all over the place laughing. He was her new best friend after that.

[Mike7T7]

How about that scene in "The Break Up" when Vince Vaughn goes out with his brother back to a club for the first time in forever and they sit down at a table next to these 2 girls and hes telling Vince "Girls want their information fast and quick. The times have changed" and then he turns to the girls and goes "Now let me tell you what i want to do to you. First i want to take off all your clothes, and then i want to wrap you in cerain wrap, and then im going to make 2 holes, 1 for your mouth and one for your...." and the girl gets up and walks away. hahahaha I always thought that was hilarious.

Lol I laugh so hard when I saw that part since the guuy that said that played like a badass boss in the 2 fast 2 furious