Best/Worst PicK up Line!

[partyinvegas25]

Is there a story behind this?

Yeah, what IS the story? I'm confused, wagon circle defense?

[AKBoarder]

lawl ladder theory *eyeroll*

[Cisco419]

Yep. I am too nice and end up being rejected by the partyinvegas25's "wagon circle defense".

Is there a story behind this?

[ocTICK]

That is balls. Im not like that so i really couldnt say that to someone. I know for some guys it works, but i just cant do it. I have a friend who just degrades girls like theres no tomorrow, and he ends up pulling them in. Just dont get it.

Yep. I am too nice and end up being rejected by the partyinvegas25's "wagon circle defense".

[Keebler]

This is one of my friends pick up lines (2 parts):

First we were all commenting on how hot this woman was (we are all in a Jacuzzi) which we know strokes their egos even more. And this chick thought she was hot, and she was, However, my friend didn't complement her in the least. So, she asks my friend, "So don't you think I am hot?" He replies back in straight face. "NO, I have had better. Don't get me wrong, you are OK. Just not up there." Her jaw dropped a foot, and we all got a hilarious laugh out of it.

Later on, she comments "Don't you like my boobs, I paid good money for them." My friend replies back, "You should have taken the money and spent it on your teeth." She looked devastated. Like that was the first time in her life, she had ever been crushed like that. Later that night, they slept together. And it is not a fluke, I have seen countless times efforts like this work.

Balls...straight up balls, I could never do it.

That is balls. Im not like that so i really couldnt say that to someone. I know for some guys it works, but i just cant do it. I have a friend who just degrades girls like theres no tomorrow, and he ends up pulling them in. Just dont get it.

[ocTICK]

This is one of my friends pick up lines (2 parts):

First we were all commenting on how hot this woman was (we are all in a Jacuzzi) which we know strokes their egos even more. And this chick thought she was hot, and she was, However, my friend didn't complement her in the least. So, she asks my friend, "So don't you think I am hot?" He replies back in straight face. "NO, I have had better. Don't get me wrong, you are OK. Just not up there." Her jaw dropped a foot, and we all got a hilarious laugh out of it.

Later on, she comments "Don't you like my boobs, I paid good money for them." My friend replies back, "You should have taken the money and spent it on your teeth." She looked devastated. Like that was the first time in her life, she had ever been crushed like that. Later that night, they slept together. And it is not a fluke, I have seen countless times efforts like this work.

Balls...straight up balls, I could never do it.

[Keebler]

ahhhhh you blew it, you couldve gotten louis xiii

I guess that means im lucky to only buy Dom? haha

[nyc2vegas]

you're on! drink of choice is dom....

ahhhhh you blew it, you couldve gotten louis xiii

[clay123]

you're on! drink of choice is dom....

[Keebler]

Meet in Vegas and ill buy you a drink

[clay123]

only a small franchise fee then it's yours

[Keebler]

You hit them with your purse?

haha verrrrrrrrry fuuuunnnnnnny But i have gotten hit with the purse before

I do like the Polar bear one, i might use that

[clay123]

my common line when I'm too drunk to think.

"Excuse me, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to the break the ice. Hi, I'm clay"

Also works if you drop ice on the ground and crush it with your shoe - but then the bouncers get pissed off here

[brazeneye]

Hahaha, they either get nasty stares from the boyfriend or the ladies in tow.

[Cisco419]

Then they get the purse whack!

You hit them with your purse?