Best/Worst PicK up Line!

[Cisco419]

I figured this might get intresting/funny but what's the best or worst pick up line you've ever heard, used, or had used on you?

I was at a local bar by the beach and this guy is kinda standing next to where my group and me were standing, he's looking around like he's on the prowl, then comes up to this group of 4 girls sitting at a table, leans over and goes, "Do you like frozen yogurt?" to one of the girls. She looks at him with a WTF?!? look, he then just looks down and walks away. It was comedy!!! Or maybe you just had to be there!

[Keebler]

hahaha speaking of the subject, I was looking for a promoter at Jet and this pic got me cracking up..



Maybe I shouldn't go to Jet afterall? lol

hahahahaha. good lord thats funny.

[tschwicht]

I just realized, Im gonna get to see this pickup line in action. Lost of shots for tschwicht. LOL

I probably haven't attempted this one in about 6 years. It's time to bring it back.

hahaha speaking of the subject, I was looking for a promoter at Jet and this pic got me cracking up..



Maybe I shouldn't go to Jet afterall? lol

[nyc2vegas]

Make sure the girl is a heffer... the pizza line would work

yeah but the punch COULD be a knockout punch if its a heffer!!!!

You know, I've never tried a pick up line on a woman before, but I like this one, I think i'll use it just for the hell of it.

Make sure the girl is a heffer... the pizza line would work

[dnix]

There is always this old trusty line:

"Hey, want to go back to my place, get a pizza and fuck?"

Of course when they say no, you look them dead in the eye and say "What, you don't like pizza?"

I've had my face slapped off in my younger days for that one. I'd say it's about a 2/98 success/failure ratio.

Funny you caught that, but someone else already summed it up. I can't give away all my secrets!



If anyone thought that I would actually use this going in with the mindset that I wasn't going to get laughed at hysterically and/or possibly get a drink in my face, I apologize. That's exactly what it's for. I have a sick sense of what's considered fun. I assure you everyone around me enjoys it though.

I just realized, Im gonna get to see this pickup line in action. Lost of shots for tschwicht. LOL

[tschwicht]

I'm interested to hear the back story behind the 2% success ratio.

Funny you caught that, but someone else already summed it up. I can't give away all my secrets!

I would actually laugh my ass off if some guy said that to me. I mean, it's so lame you know he knows it's not going to work, so how could you get offended?

If anyone thought that I would actually use this going in with the mindset that I wasn't going to get laughed at hysterically and/or possibly get a drink in my face, I apologize. That's exactly what it's for. I have a sick sense of what's considered fun. I assure you everyone around me enjoys it though.

[IndianDude]

"Hey, want to go back to my place, get a pizza and fuck?"

Of course when they say no, you look them dead in the eye and say "What, you don't like pizza?"

You know, I've never tried a pick up line on a woman before, but I like this one, I think i'll use it just for the hell of it.

[Keebler]

Take notes of the alcohol consumption.

Well ill let you know in September. Ill use this line. Since im married i have no shame whatsoever saying things to girls because what does it matter to me? It'll just be a funny things for the guys with me, lol

[wat]

he just wants to know so that he can take notes and possibly learn "how" to close the deal!

lol, 'cause whatever it was I did sure as hell didn't work

[Cisco419]

Very drunk, very very very drunk

he just wants to know so that he can take notes and possibly learn "how" to close the deal!

[Keebler]

I'm interested to hear the back story behind the 2% success ratio.

Very drunk, very very very drunk

[wat]

There is always this old trusty line:

"Hey, want to go back to my place, get a pizza and fuck?"

Of course when they say no, you look them dead in the eye and say "What, you don't like pizza?"

I've had my face slapped off in my younger days for that one. I'd say it's about a 2/98 success/failure ratio.

I'm interested to hear the back story behind the 2% success ratio.

[AKBoarder]

Why thank you Keebler, but the dudes on dudes forum is elsewhere