Skinny guy help for Rehab Pool Party

[Senatordwill]

Hey there, any advice on what I can wear to the Rehab pool party? The problem is I'm a pretty thin guy so I have no body to flaunt around. So I don't want to look like Gollum from Lord of the Rings walking around the pool. I'm especially skinny in my legs. Any advice would help? I heard you can't wear t-shirts is that true? Thanks!

[HunnyBadger]

It really doesn't matter if you're skinny or fat or whatever. Just have a good time. No one will care what your body looks like. In fact, if you're "shirt in the pool guy", people will wonder what you are hiding. Just drink to take the edge off and remember that most of the other people at the pool party don't have shirts on either. Don't let the advertisements and promo videos fool you. Pool parties are more diverse than what's on the posters. Confidence is more important than how many pounds you weigh. You will be fine.

[Kinar100]

Walk in there dick swinging and blast everyone with some Benjamins. Make it rain on their heads like a brainstorm and ride that alcohol fueled rocket straight to the belly of the sun.

Just live man. No need to worry.

- Drop some dollars on drinks
- Dance crazy
- When you notice people noticing you dancing crazy, make sure you just don't care, then be nice and keep going
- You could hire models for $25-40 an hour to party with you.
- Be energetic but MOST IMPORTANTLY BE NICE. As long as you are nice you can push the boundaries of any party

I was super conscious about my body as well and I am a horrible small talker but I followed the above and it's worked flawlessly. Just yolo it!

[TimWhalen]

Pretty much what these guys said. Pool parties are a fantastic time. As long as you are having a great time and being social nobody cares unless they are douches