"Dancers", NSA Agents,Do You Play Basketball?, Miss Iowa and Gypsies...

[Brooklyn Marc]

4/27/14:

I woke up and went to the gym (have NO idea how I did this that morning, seriously patting myself on the back), nudged Dani to see if she wanted to come too and was greeted with a string of curse words and anger. Well alright. Head over and get in a good run and lift, and head back to the room. Wake Dani up (if you know what I mean heh heh) and this time the string of curse words are for a different reason so much better. Today is the first day of my Pension Adminstrators conference (supposedly the reason I came to Vegas in the first place), over at the Cosmo so I say my goodbyes to the lively Dani with the promise to keep in touch (which I meant, cool girl so far drama free and both single so why not).

Some people who travel for business and/or go to a conference know that there are two kinds of them; the boring oh fuck why god why kind OR the we just bamboozled the stupid fucks who pay us into letting me go to Vegas on their dime kind. Needless to say I was curious as to which kind this one would be. Get to the Cosmo and it looks like it just might be the boring kind. I am among the youngest in attendance that I can see initially and am thinking that I just outsmarted myself since I am obligated to spend the next 4 days there. Luckily, I failed to realize that it was still ass crack early in the morning (around 11am) and official registration started at 1pm, so MY people (the ones who were out at the strip clubs, losing racks at the tables, and passed out in hallways) are probably still waking up. I relax a little and sure enough as the day goes on I find the crowd age start to skew lower. I'll spare the detail of the conference nothing exciting ( just sit there and go from class to class and talk to talk and that counts towards me keeping my financial licenses etc.). I DID meet some folks who were down to PARTY in every since of the word and they will come into play in the next few days TR. I get done with my first day and head back to the room and decide I will take a "nap". NOPE!

I don't give a fuck WHO you are, what your intentions are, and how much you party at home. The cutoff for how many consecutive days you can party in Vegas is about 5 days straight. Anybody that says they do pool and club/bar consecutively longer than that is LYING (seriously don't believe them!). I almost never need more than 4 hours of sleep and I go out back home at least 3 nights a week, but you can not fight Vegas and win you can't it's like the Russian Dude in Rocky 4 "it will break you". All this to say I took a "nap" at around 7pm and woke up 7AM the next morning. Fuck you Vegas, you bastard.

Next up: The power of being "suited up", the rented Mansion, and Chandaleir Bar Hijinks

(p.s I am in Vienna, Austria with my cousin and older brother for a week, so will try to post the next day ASAP (some funny things happened)in the meantime no tomfoolery don't jack my post like that one dude lol)

[kp3205]

There was 1 Marine Ball in Vegas 4/26 and the Marine I met at HRH playing poker that week while I was there said there were 2 or 3 more in May as a bunch of groups missed the annual Marine Ball that is held in October due to being in Afghanistan. I am former Navy and he mentioned as we were talking why he was in town and joking how we were the transportation for them to get the job done though they still fall under the Dept. of the Navy.

[JonnyB29]

I e mailed my military friend anticipating a serious answer and this is what i got

"By regulation, I think you can be in uniform at the strip club, as long as your wang is standing at attention."

Seems to make sense to me!

[Brooklyn Marc]

I e mailed my military friend anticipating a serious answer and this is what i got

"By regulation, I think you can be in uniform at the strip club, as long as your wang is standing at attention."

PLUS I'm fighting for my country literally putting my life on the line and I can't garner one of the few outward benefits wearing the uniform grants me? (I.e getting to see titties in Vegas and maybe taking a patriotic stripper home with me), seems like a very raw deal man!

[Brooklyn Marc]

I e mailed my military friend anticipating a serious answer and this is what i got

"By regulation, I think you can be in uniform at the strip club, as long as your wang is standing at attention."

Bwah haha!

[Max Woodpecker]

I e mailed my military friend anticipating a serious answer and this is what i got

"By regulation, I think you can be in uniform at the strip club, as long as your wang is standing at attention."

[lcstreet82]

what a tr!! Love it

[Brooklyn Marc]

Man. Idk about other branches...the marines seem more loose with their uniform policy but it pisses me off when I see young soldiers/marines in uniform doing stupid shit. Pisses me off royaly seeing facebook photos of #winning and followed by a girl twerking on them. To me that's a lack of respect of the uniform. With that being said.....Wtf Sapphire. How could you deny Marines in uniform who came to look at tittays on block leave! I wish I was there. I would have told those fuckers go change, hit up SR and do everything except kiss those chicks on the mouth and its on me...

Army Vegas totally get the disrespecting the uniform part, nothing worse than that to me (too many family members and friends who have served so I KNOW how important it is to them and by extension ME), but these kids weren't that. Not at all, they were respectful and you could tell just looking to enjoy themselves. Like I said I DO think there was some type of military ball, because I saw alot of soldiers in dress uniforms roaming around that week,and the only cool thing about the situation was just how pissed people outside the club were. Made me proud to be a fucking American lol. Sapphire, don't know how you don't look the other way in that instant, but was cool to see people rally around those kids and make sure they still had a good night!

[ArmyVegas]

I don't know man, i think they were in town for some kind of Marine Ball or something, i saw tons of folks walking around in their dress uniform that week with women on their arms who were also dressed up. Also Dani was an officer in the Navy and she seemed fine with it. I doubt 3 young dudes who are deployed in Afghanistan would get into THAT much shit in Vegas if an active officer saw them (unless that officer was a complete dick).

Man. Idk about other branches...the marines seem more loose with their uniform policy but it pisses me off when I see young soldiers/marines in uniform doing stupid shit. Pisses me off royaly seeing facebook photos of #winning and followed by a girl twerking on them. To me that's a lack of respect of the uniform. With that being said.....Wtf Sapphire. How could you deny Marines in uniform who came to look at tittays on block leave! I wish I was there. I would have told those fuckers go change, hit up SR and do everything except kiss those chicks on the mouth and its on me...

[MikeK32]

Loving the trip report and all the details! Thanks for sharing and keep it coming!

[Cirilo Medina]

Awesome TR! I was getting pissed just reading how our troops were being treated; they deserve better and got better from strangers! Only in vegas

[JonnyB29]

Well get used to unproductive mornings, because Im sending you all the pics and info now. lol

This should be EPIC....haha

[dnix]

Well get used to unproductive mornings, because Im sending you all the pics and info now. lol

[Brooklyn Marc]

We appreciate the time and effort you put into writing this. You don't wanna leave it unfinished like the other guy. Keeping everyone hanging on and writing their own accounts of his night, lol.

Nah yeah that dudes TR got jacked real bad! Honestly if it wasn't for the positive feed back from the forum members i might have stopped too. I try to write them when i first get at my desk some mornings and then i find myself being unproductive for like the first hour of my day finishing them and then planning my next trip back LOL.

[*ho_train*]

Appreciate the love, but man once i finish this one i don't want to write another TR for like a year. Writing this thing is work, i have no idea how people write books for a living, i just don't want to leave it unfinished so i keep at it.

We appreciate the time and effort you put into writing this. You don't wanna leave it unfinished like the other guy. Keeping everyone hanging on and writing their own accounts of his night, lol.