Vegas Trip 4

[joachimorjoe]

Part 2:

I head back to Dick’s, now the BAR is closed. The door guy tells me about Drai’s but I can’t go there…I’m alone, I’m drunk and I’m alone. FINE, I’ll just sit at a casino bar and drink. I walk away and notice the guy who was also standing at the door of Dick’s is following me. I finally turn around and ask him if he’s going to buy me a drink? He agrees. We sit at a casino bar and start drinking. This guy’s name is Joe and in my head I’m thinking, that’s perfect…average Joe but in a pinch…whatever, I’m in Vegas, he’ll do. So we drink for a bit and talk. He’s in town for the UFC fight, I’m in town for a blha blah blah. Eventually he tells me it’s his birthday so I tell the bartender very loudly that “it’s my boy’s birthday!!! SHOTS!!” At this point, the guy standing next to me for the last 30 minutes with his back to me, turns around. He looks at me and I look at him and he smiles and says “you know it’s my birthday too”. He has an Australian accent. Average Joe feels he’s losing ground so he orders a round of shots. I’m drinking Citron on ice because, well, it’s Vegas and the boys are now also drinking Citron on ice to “keep up”. These two get into it…Aussie is a hunter, in town for the hunting convention as in he takes people out to hunt big game in Africa as in he’s actually a superhero with an accent. Average Joe has already admitted to being an insurance claims adjuster. Not really sure when or what happened but Aussie and I decided to call it a night. Together. Bye bye Joe. Thanks for playing.

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First off, great trip report. We can never have enough of them on this forum, especially from the women. Secondly, I was laughing pretty hard about that average joe line. My name is Joseph, but I will NEVER introduce myself as Joe to women for that very reason. I thought at first it may just be in my head, but thanks for reaffirming this notion of thinking for me. Lastly, congrats on the full ride!

I should really use Joachim more but then I have to spend about 15 min teaching drunk people how to pronounce it. Can be a tiring task even without a loud club to contend with

Mind you, this thread does prove it could be worthwile.

Nice tr btw, I can echo what everyone else says in that 1: great to hear from the ladies and 2: congrats on the scholarship ( and 3: That Ivan dude needs help)

[kman90]

IROCK - I have very few pictures. 1. We just didn't take very many (maybe because last time we had six girls with six cameras....) 2. I'm super paranoid about my "image"...

I feel the same way bout pics from Vegas...
1 - it ain't a good look taking pictures

2 - some peeps just don't want evidence or anything that can be taken out of context....

It's hard enough doing a TR while concealing the names of the guilty & presumed innocent...

I tell my boys if they wanted to see...they should've packed & hit Vegas w/ me.

[Countessa]

Great TR and a definite congrats on your acceptance & scholarship. I love hearing about independent, smart women on the rise.

[aria]

Loved the TR. These in particular are my favorite bits, because I identified with them beyonddddd my own comprehension:

I explain to her the basic principles of prostitution. We keep drinking.

Aussie is a hunter, in town for the hunting convention as in he takes people out to hunt big game in Africa as in he’s actually a superhero with an accent.

Wonderful little shame walk which gives me time to berate myself about personal responsibility and the like.

Congruently, I don’t care if this is Vegas, I’m still a lady until we’re actually IN your room. Remember that.

Please come with us in October or next May. Our forces must combine!

[tillyandthewall]

I explain to her the basic principles of prostitution. We keep drinking.

I explain I am not interested in roofie-coladas, we exchange numbers just in case…

Love it.

[KatieBug]

I died reading this! I explain I am not interestes in roofie-coladas, we exchange numbers just in case.. Favorite line of the whole thing! Also, legit juice diet. Details please?

[HunterDallas]

Three things:

1. Congrats on the PhD fellowship.

2. Very few can compete with an Australian accent, Joe just should have packed up his tent and moved on!

3. Love the candor....we need more TR's like this! Like it says: We don't judge!

[xxjpxx9]

What a great read! I went back and read your last one too! Too funny, very entertaining!

[MurseAnt]

Yeah this was an awesome trip report. I'm glad no one had to go visit their grandmother in Albuquerque this time around!!

[vietnamtouris]

a great trip travel report.thanks for reaffirming this notion of thinking for me.Congrats on the PhD Program Acceptance!