How lenient are the clubs?

[BrianF]

I for one fully endorse up to and including 3rd base in the VIP as long as there are no guys involved

[timbuck2]

Like most things, I think there is only 1 way to find out if it is allowed in the club or not - TRY IT. If a security guard tells you to stop, throw him a $20 and apologize.
(Maybe not the Tony Montana pile of blow on the table).
If you are trying to ram it in some girl at your table, stick by the following rules:
1. Make sure she is awake/alive.
2. Check for signs of a penis tucked away somewhere.
3. Make sure your wife is not watching.
4. Probably want to wear a condom. That's why when I go out at night, I am already wearing 2. If I take one off, it feels like I am raw doggin' it.
5. If you ignore #4, please pull out. You don't want to explain to your daughter that you met mommy in a Vegas bathroom.

All the more reason to stay at a hotel that has a club that you are going to go to. Get your hand stamped. Run upstairs for some anything illegal or immoral that you want to accomplish. Then come back in and do it all over again.

[WT661]

4. Probably want to wear a condom. That's why when I go out at night, I am already wearing 2. If I take one off, it feels like I am raw doggin' it.

Wait... are you saying, you're already walking around wearing a condom when you go out? Thats hardcore bro.

[BrianF]

4. Probably want to wear a condom. That's why when I go out at night, I am already wearing 2. If I take one off, it feels like I am raw doggin' it.

Wait... are you saying, you're already walking around wearing a condom when you go out? Thats hardcore bro.

That's a whole nother level of ready at a moments notice

[cm4short]

I am now motivated to find out which clubs allow this...

[Sortie]

. In fact, a security guy at LAX offered a more private area that was available...

I don't wanna call BS on this but it sure is tempting.
So you were engaging in some sort of sexual activity and a guard, rather than toss you out on your ass, offered you a more secluded area to continue?

I dunno about that......

[gamepube]

This thread is ridiculous. Can't believe it's gone on for this long!

[BrianF]

I'd like to believe it continues on for humor purposes and nobody is actually taking it serious

[cm4short]

. In fact, a security guy at LAX offered a more private area that was available...

I don't wanna call BS on this but it sure is tempting.
So you were engaging in some sort of sexual activity and a guard, rather than toss you out on your ass, offered you a more secluded area to continue?

I dunno about that......

If he said Marquee or XS would make his story highly unbelievable. But, he should be given a fair chance considering he named LAX as the club...

I mean, who would lie and say they went to LAX? and then hooked up with one of the girls there too... I mean, LAX has a few 6's tops on a good day. But, they're not available because they've alreadly been taken by security as 'bottle rats' along with most of the 5's. this leaves mostly 4's and below on the dancefloor. But, its usually the ones who are a few points down who resort to such ratchetness... So, basically he's saying he "smashed" a Vegas 0 or 1...

So, maybe the bouncer was doing the club a favor instead by getting this whale or grenade off the floor and out of public view and making a little money on the side for his good deed.

[gamepube]

. In fact, a security guy at LAX offered a more private area that was available...

I don't wanna call BS on this but it sure is tempting.
So you were engaging in some sort of sexual activity and a guard, rather than toss you out on your ass, offered you a more secluded area to continue?

I dunno about that......

If he said Marquee or XS would make his story highly unbelievable. But, he should be given a fair chance considering he named LAX as the club...

I mean, who would lie and say they went to LAX? and then hooked up with one of the girls there too... I mean, LAX has a few 6's tops on a good day. But, they're not available because they've alreadly been taken by security as 'bottle rats' along with most of the 5's. this leaves mostly 4's and below on the dancefloor. But, its usually the ones who are a few points down who resort to such ratchetness... So, basically he's saying he "smashed" a Vegas 0 or 1...

So, maybe the bouncer was doing the club a favor instead by getting this whale or grenade off the floor and out of public view and making a little money on the side for his good deed.

ROFL!
I take it back, I love this thread.

[lojikal1]

After reading my original post…I can see how this thread has gone off the rails. Given my experience last year at two different clubs I figured that this a part of the "vegas experience" that I didn't know about. I wasn't expecting to be ridiculed. I've learned a lot from these forums and you guys have helped make my trips better because of your info. However i now realize that some questions just shouldn't be asked here

[djmasterweb]

If he said Marquee or XS would make his story highly unbelievable. But, he should be given a fair chance considering he named LAX as the club...

I mean, who would lie and say they went to LAX? and then hooked up with one of the girls there too... I mean, LAX has a few 6's tops on a good day. But, they're not available because they've alreadly been taken by security as 'bottle rats' along with most of the 5's. this leaves mostly 4's and below on the dancefloor. But, its usually the ones who are a few points down who resort to such ratchetness... So, basically he's saying he "smashed" a Vegas 0 or 1...

So, maybe the bouncer was doing the club a favor instead by getting this whale or grenade off the floor and out of public view and making a little money on the side for his good deed.

OMG i'm weak. ahahahahahah

[cm4short]

After reading my original post…I can see how this thread has gone off the rails. Given my experience last year at two different clubs I figured that this a part of the "vegas experience" that I didn't know about. I wasn't expecting to be ridiculed. I've learned a lot from these forums and you guys have helped make my trips better because of your info. However i now realize that some questions just shouldn't be asked here

It was a good post. It just rare that a bouncer would offer an exclusive spot as opposed to saying "that's not allowed" or "take that somewhere else."... But, like I said b4... I really would like to know which clubs would accomodate this.

[wowzers83]

this guy is trolling because i can not think of a time when upstairs was closed at lax. ive been there quite a few times.

[lojikal1]

this guy is trolling because i can not think of a time when upstairs was closed at lax. ive been there quite a few times.

So... Since you have been there quite a few times then that settles it? Why the insistence on labeling me as a troll? I've been a member of these boards for over a year now. If you don't believe me then feel free to look at other threads on the board that have more plausible scenarios for you to ponder. Your participation in this thread is not a requirement.