Men, Woman of JC please help!!

[WarreN]

lets be serious guys...every man in here has skinny dipped before putting on a bathing suit so to speak.

no doubt, but you gotta consider where you're skinny dipping my man. This aint your granny's backyard pool...this is like skinny dipping here:

If I was a week late I would trip balls too. Do most women not believe in the pill? I can't understand not using a condom. If you are slutting it up at least be a responsible slut. This goes for both parties. Being drunk is no excuse for being an idiot with your sexual health. Kids are life long STDs. I hope this scare puts the fear of Pampers in your dick. SMH

Be thankful it isn't an,' I've got AIDS" call.

lets be serious guys...every man in here has skinny dipped before putting on a bathing suit so to speak.

Those classy brits... lol

Classy, and several hundred thousand dollars richer

lmmfao @ all these comments and that popcorn pic!
i think you've got all the advice from us you need bro, but i wouldn't worry about it either, at least until she is for sure 2-3 weeks late. and even then - that coulda been from some dude she smashed right before meeting you. if she's loose enough to do you no raincoat she'll do that with anyone (ew). and don't go shelling out money for just *any* reason because she could totally be a scam artist. yes i had a girlfriend that did this to a guy before. she bought shoes with his money

18 years, 18 years
She got one of your kids got you for 18 years
I know somebody paying child support for one of his kids
His baby mamma's car and crib is bigger than his
You will see him on TV any given Sunday
Win the Superbowl and drive off in a Hyundai
She was suppose to buy you shorty TYCO with your money
She went to the doctor got lypo with your money
She walking around looking like Michael with your money
Should of got that insured got GEICO for your money
If you ant no punk holla we want prenup
WE WANT PRENUP! Yeah
It's something that you need to have
'Cause when she leave yo ass she gone leave with half
18 years, 18 years
And on her 18th birthday he found out it wasn't his

[Cisco419]

Nas got the same text from prob the same girl, but he's not dumb enough to put it on a forum.

wait... wasnt that the same chic that you guys gangbanged?

[naterizzle]

As my buddy says, "what happens in Vegas.... RUINS YOUR FUCKING LIFE!!!" Haha!

If she's really "open to all options," take Jonah's advice in Knocked Up: "I won't say it, but it rhymes with shmashmortion."

Good luck with that.

[Guest]

Bahahaha.

haha is this you logging into your other account again?

[VegasCherry]

I won brah's!!

She said it came back neg, but she's going to take another in a week just to be sure, but im feeling like Hercules when he tricked atlas for the golden apples. *shuffles while pumping fist in air*

Gonna go to the bar tonight and celebrate.....she also asked my name so she could find me on fb! I said lets keep our interaction to text/talk. She wasnt too happy with that but seemed to accept it.

Her vagina is ravenous and clearly knows no fear.

[joelDOWNUNDER]

How have i missed this thread!?!?! Great read on a satdy morning lol
So many good quotes off here!!

[brazeneye]

Awe JC Forums is gonna have it's first baby!

[ohgodtheglitter]

Her vagina is ravenous and clearly knows no fear.

I cackled at this. CACKLED.

IT CAN SMELL YOUR FEAR.

[mysticsavage]

If I ever start a band, I'm naming it "Ravenous Vagina"...or "Fearful Penis", kinda hard to decide.

[joelDOWNUNDER]

If I ever start a band, I'm naming it "Ravenous Vagina"...or "Fearful Penis", kinda hard to decide.

Hahhahaah you could 'slot in easily' for getting a gig on this show then i recon.
http://vimeo.com/16000281

[Cappaccinodagreat]

This was good reading at work!

[LS6]

give her your facebook

2 guys got the same text!? aww sharing IS caring

[Kemosabe]

Team Crazy / Clinger has been confirmed. Who is this "Nas" guy, I want to see if we're getting the same texts.

[MikeyTantalo]

i hope its a joke.. but wow.. and imagine.. you may not be the only guy she did that weekend,...

[Guest]

i hope its a joke.. but wow.. and imagine.. you may not be the only guy she did that weekend,...

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