So who's actually sealed the deal in Vegas?

[WarreN]

are we seriously getting upset with others personalities and resorting to name-calling for asking questions? Especially about sex?

I've been seeing a lot of "holier-than-thou" around here lately and its not becoming of you jc community!!!

So stop with the #lunchtable and allow others to express their feelings and ask (stupid)questions without a lynch mob being formed pleeeeeeeeease :d

still not accepting it. do you all meet up at those aod events? that is the only reason i can see, you dont want to have labels around your peers.

yes.

_--lunchtable--_ if you recognize this then you are who i think you are...you look real familiar and your name too.

CAL? Cevo?

[IRockNvegas]

I once got a hug and Eskimo kiss in vegas. What a lucky moment.

[Matt]

An eskimo kiss is like a rusty trombone right?

[IRockNvegas]

Lol no a rusty trombone is a rusty trombone where the girl licks.....and strokes.....

Haha

[Kemosabe]

Well I have....

Men are supposed to talk about their sexual conquest's...leave the discretion to the ladies.

[drew84]

I met a group of girls at a roulette table at PH after leaving KOI. I started playing with all i had in my pocket, 3 green($25) chips. At this point I was pretty hammered from shots I had earlier with some girls at KOI. My friends were still up there but I left since my potential girl was c-blocked by her friend. Anyways, I started talking to the girls(about 4) at the roulette table....blurry...we were all talking and having fun, being loud and had a real nice vibe going on...blurry...I remember flirting with the bachelorette and then ...blur....my friend came down and asked me how I had about $500 worth of chips in my hand ... Idk how I got that much and im still Pissed he didn't stop me!!! Anyways I turn around and he's pretty much getting molested by those girls. At some point in time 5 other girls came to join the girls at the table. We were all wasted. Bluuurrr...my friend and I are walking with 4 of the girls all around upstairs looking for an exit Lol, can u tell we ere drunk..we are all prob being loud and obnoxious..we are on the escalator down and the girl im talkin to pulls her right breast out and tells me to lick! wow there it is, in plain view for everyone in the casino and security cameras to see. It was pierced too. So Im in shock even tho im drunk. I didn't follow instruction bcuz of fear we were gonna get kicked out any second by security. To my surprise we weren't and end up all walking the strip on the way back to the hotel....where what happens in vegas stays there. Oh and left PH with $125. :/

[tomgorman]

I met a group of girls at a roulette table at PH after leaving KOI. I started playing with all i had in my pocket, 3 green($25) chips. At this point I was pretty hammered from shots I had earlier with some girls at KOI. My friends were still up there but I left since my potential girl was c-blocked by her friend. Anyways, I started talking to the girls(about 4) at the roulette table....blurry...we were all talking and having fun, being loud and had a real nice vibe going on...blurry...I remember flirting with the bachelorette and then ...blur....my friend came down and asked me how I had about $500 worth of chips in my hand ... Idk how I got that much and im still Pissed he didn't stop me!!! Anyways I turn around and he's pretty much getting molested by those girls. At some point in time 5 other girls came to join the girls at the table. We were all wasted. Bluuurrr...my friend and I are walking with 4 of the girls all around upstairs looking for an exit Lol, can u tell we ere drunk..we are all prob being loud and obnoxious..we are on the escalator down and the girl im talkin to pulls her right breast out and tells me to lick! wow there it is, in plain view for everyone in the casino and security cameras to see. It was pierced too. So Im in shock even tho im drunk. I didn't follow instruction bcuz of fear we were gonna get kicked out any second by security. To my surprise we weren't and end up all walking the strip on the way back to the hotel....where what happens in vegas stays there. Oh and left PH with $125. :/

Basically you got paid $50 to be offered the chance of a public nip-lick.

Only in Vegas my friend.

[Xizzy]

Your friend is a trooper, taking the grenade back to the room. I hope he got some sort of prize from you or at least you let him smell your fingers jk jk

Sad thing was he was the only one that got any action!

WOW... I don't know, but that must have been a bit bitter sweet for both of you, no?

For him: on the one hand, he got some .. But from the Don King clone ...

For you: You're glad your boy took one for the team... But it was in vein.

It's Vegas though, so all that really counts is the good stories!

[naterizzle]

I've closed twice in 3 trips. Usually me and the boys are drinking and partying too hard to successfully pursue the ladies. It's fun either way though!

I have one buddy that cuts to the chase, he will start flirting, dancing, drinking, then BAM: "you wanna come fuck or what?" It's worked for him about 10% of the time....

[Sidekicknicholas]

For those not "closing the deal" what the hell are you doing?! It is harder to NOT get sex in Vegas than to get some (free too, paying for it doesn't count).

I've been out there while engaged and seriously been an asshole to girls (maybe thats the key) and shown -% interest because I didn't give a shit if they were in to me or not, and still had to beat them off with a stick. I can remember one night specifically at The Bank where I was just sort of standing and resting after almost dancing myself into a coma, and girl game and sparked up some talk... well like 5 mins in she mentioned my beer was low and should go get us some drinks.... I kindly said, "Nope, but you can get us some if you would like..." Sure as shit she bought me a drink. Shortly after I met two of her friends (the three of them were like 7.5-8-10 in Wisco -- 6-7/10 in Vegas).... long story short by the end of the night they had bought me like 5 drinks and I didn't spend a dime on them... all of that was finished with two of them saying we could ALL go back to my room and see what happened. I again just kindly said, nope, not interested and grabbed my roomie to head back.... then the one girl offered to buy me food if I went back with her... I mean seriously, I felt like the hooker... didn't go back with them but was pretty wasted (for a lot less $$$)... but seriously, you have to try and not get laid in Vegas.

[Sidekicknicholas]

I have one buddy that cuts to the chase, he will start flirting, dancing, drinking, then BAM: "you wanna come fuck or what?" It's worked for him about 10% of the time....

Haha. I have a buddy just like that! His usual line is, "How many drinks before you finally give in to having sex with me... I'm headed to the ATM and need to know how much cash to grab..."

[DeX]

For those not "closing the deal" what the hell are you doing?! It is harder to NOT get sex in Vegas than to get some (free too, paying for it doesn't count).

I've been out there while engaged and seriously been an asshole to girls (maybe thats the key) and shown -% interest because I didn't give a shit if they were in to me or not, and still had to beat them off with a stick. I can remember one night specifically at The Bank where I was just sort of standing and resting after almost dancing myself into a coma, and girl game and sparked up some talk... well like 5 mins in she mentioned my beer was low and should go get us some drinks.... I kindly said, "Nope, but you can get us some if you would like..." Sure as shit she bought me a drink. Shortly after I met two of her friends (the three of them were like 7.5-8-10 in Wisco -- 6-7/10 in Vegas).... long story short by the end of the night they had bought me like 5 drinks and I didn't spend a dime on them... all of that was finished with two of them saying we could ALL go back to my room and see what happened. I again just kindly said, nope, not interested and grabbed my roomie to head back.... then the one girl offered to buy me food if I went back with her... I mean seriously, I felt like the hooker... didn't go back with them but was pretty wasted (for a lot less $$$)... but seriously, you have to try and not get laid in Vegas.

do you happen to look like brad pitt? that helps.

[Sidekicknicholas]

do you happen to look like brad pitt? that helps.

Nah, just a normal guy with less than average game too... thats why I'm engaged... figured there would be NO way I could land another awesome girl so I better lock it up!... and I love her etc etc.

If you sit in a casino lobby @ like 3/4a.m. and just watch some of the "couples" stroll through, my point of its easy to find girls that are easy, should be proved pretty quickly.

[Matt]

and i love her etc etc.

lol

[Guest]

Close the deal in Vegas? Me? Never... Guess I just don't got it.

lmfao, 100% efficiency so far on the last 3