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[VEGAS88]

I've definitely done worse in Vegas. I'm normally pretty picky but when I'm in Vegas AND it involves a funny/memorable story that goes out the window

Spot on! You got to do it for a laugh and make sure the boys have a story to tell for the rest of their lives

Lmfao... Just when I thought I could forget about some things. This happens and my memory is refreshed. Dammit.

Pictures please haha

[not a vet but no rookie]

Spot on! You got to do it for a laugh and make sure the boys have a story to tell for the rest of their lives

Lmfao... Just when I thought I could forget about some things. This happens and my memory is refreshed. Dammit.

Pictures please haha

[BigDex14]

hahaha, that last one would be great on a shirt!

[cm4short]

Spot on! You got to do it for a laugh and make sure the boys have a story to tell for the rest of their lives

Lmfao... Just when I thought I could forget about some things. This happens and my memory is refreshed. Dammit.

Care to elaborate?

It wasn't in Vegas, but I'll go anyways. Well, during a night of clubbin in LA, my friend says, "we should leave, I got a bunch of girls in Pasadena who want us to come over." So, we leave early. We try an pick up some liquor on the way, but its already past 2am. So, we just head on over like, guess we'll have to use game...

We get there, and the two homies hewn their girls leaving me to choose from the remaining 3. I get introduced to the Big Girls Club. Not a single one of them was under 250. And to make matters worse, there was no alcohol. I'm like, Aw Hell! Ain't no way I'm a do this sober. So, we ask them if they got any drank... after 15 minutes of digging, they find some shit that probably would've made it on Fear Factor... So I bottoms up and try to hold back from vomiting...

[not a vet but no rookie]

Lmfao... Just when I thought I could forget about some things. This happens and my memory is refreshed. Dammit.

Care to elaborate?

It wasn't in Vegas, but I'll go anyways. Well, during a night of clubbin in LA, my friend says, "we should leave, I got a bunch of girls in Pasadena who want us to come over." So, we leave early. We try an pick up some liquor on the way, but its already past 2am. So, we just head on over like, guess we'll have to use game...

We get there, and the two homies hewn their girls leaving me to choose from the remaining 3. I get introduced to the Big Girls Club. Not a single one of them was under 250. And to make matters worse, there was no alcohol. I'm like, Aw Hell! Ain't no way I'm a do this sober. So, we ask them if they got any drank... after 15 minutes of digging, they find some shit that probably would've made it on Fear Factor... So I bottoms up and try to hold back from vomiting...

So what happened after you drank? Pull out your harpoon?

[VEGAS88]

Lmfao... Just when I thought I could forget about some things. This happens and my memory is refreshed. Dammit.

Care to elaborate?

It wasn't in Vegas, but I'll go anyways. Well, during a night of clubbin in LA, my friend says, "we should leave, I got a bunch of girls in Pasadena who want us to come over." So, we leave early. We try an pick up some liquor on the way, but its already past 2am. So, we just head on over like, guess we'll have to use game...

We get there, and the two homies hewn their girls leaving me to choose from the remaining 3. I get introduced to the Big Girls Club. Not a single one of them was under 250. And to make matters worse, there was no alcohol. I'm like, Aw Hell! Ain't no way I'm a do this sober. So, we ask them if they got any drank... after 15 minutes of digging, they find some shit that probably would've made it on Fear Factor... So I bottoms up and try to hold back from vomiting...

Keep going bro, it's just starting to get interesting haha

[cm4short]

Care to elaborate?

It wasn't in Vegas, but I'll go anyways. Well, during a night of clubbin in LA, my friend says, "we should leave, I got a bunch of girls in Pasadena who want us to come over." So, we leave early. We try an pick up some liquor on the way, but its already past 2am. So, we just head on over like, guess we'll have to use game...

We get there, and the two homies hewn their girls leaving me to choose from the remaining 3. I get introduced to the Big Girls Club. Not a single one of them was under 250. And to make matters worse, there was no alcohol. I'm like, Aw Hell! Ain't no way I'm a do this sober. So, we ask them if they got any drank... after 15 minutes of digging, they find some shit that probably would've made it on Fear Factor... So I bottoms up and try to hold back from vomiting...

Keep going bro, it's just starting to get interesting haha

Well, I draw a blank at that point. I can confirm that no whales were saved that night and I was able to make it out with my clothes intact.

[VEGAS88]

It wasn't in Vegas, but I'll go anyways. Well, during a night of clubbin in LA, my friend says, "we should leave, I got a bunch of girls in Pasadena who want us to come over." So, we leave early. We try an pick up some liquor on the way, but its already past 2am. So, we just head on over like, guess we'll have to use game...

We get there, and the two homies hewn their girls leaving me to choose from the remaining 3. I get introduced to the Big Girls Club. Not a single one of them was under 250. And to make matters worse, there was no alcohol. I'm like, Aw Hell! Ain't no way I'm a do this sober. So, we ask them if they got any drank... after 15 minutes of digging, they find some shit that probably would've made it on Fear Factor... So I bottoms up and try to hold back from vomiting...

Keep going bro, it's just starting to get interesting haha

Well, I draw a blank at that point. I can confirm that no whales were saved that night and I was able to make it out with my clothes intact.

haha gold! as long as you made it out alive

[Reidstah]

They should post that sign in front of every club as a reminder of the sacrifices that wingmen make!

[seanjohnkc]

The designated wingman should drink for free each night. Or atleast have several shots bought for him.