Can you get billed for peeing the bed?

[Drew]

I don't think its bothering anyone.

No offense to you personally, but the question was humorous.
Also, kind of an odd first post.

Either way, welcome to the forums

It's just that the amount of people who think I'm trolling or a fake is ridiculous. I guess next time I have to ask a question I should use a picture of some random fat guy to be taken seriously.

I only put up my real picture because I was planning to continue using this forum...but now...yeah...

I really don't care if anyone knows what I look like, its not like the 10 or so people who replied to this thread are going to see me on the street and yell HEY ITS PEE PEE GIRL or the fact that no one else has NEVER had anything embarrassing happen to them.

Welcome to the forums Alyssa... everyone here is pretty laid back and just like to have fun and party... don't take any offense... a lot of us have met each other and like to bust each others chops

[Guest]

hahaha this girl is AOD material for sure!

[VegasCherry]

I'm laughing at all the places you guys have marked your territory. Is any hotel safe???

[Vater]

Oh man the drunken pissing sleepwalking zombies are the worst!

Just the other day after a long night of drinking, my roommate's friends had passed out on the couches in the loft outside my room. It was like 5AM and one of the guys stormed into my room thinking it was the restroom. Normally I lock my door but the gf was sleeping over and had left it unlocked. Luckily, hearing him open my door was enough to wake me up. He walked toward my hamper thinking it was a toilet and started unzipping his pants. I quickly got up while yelling "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!" at him and pushed him out of my room. He looked puzzled but was still half-asleep. So he takes a few steps and was about to piss in the middle of the loft area. I had to guide him to the restroom across from my room. Somehow he was still sleepwalking at this point, couldn't find the light switch and was about to piss on the floor. I had to yell at him "Toilet's not there either!!" again and walk into the restroom to turn on the light for the guy. I felt like I was housebreaking a dog.

Needless to say I had a talk with my roommate about this guy and he's now forbidden from drinking/passing out our place.



Never trust the drunk sleepwalkers! If they pass out in the same house you're in you run a high risk of your carpet/clothes/face getting pissed on.

[jayredm]

Awesome first post

+1 lol

[cm4short]

And girls get mad cuz we don't like to cuddle.

[SexCbiaach]

And girls get mad cuz we don't like to cuddle.

lol