Let's hear it:Vegas horror stories

[Dean of Selection]

Vegas Cherry:

As i got blonde out of my room she did cry "how am i supposed to feed my baby"......after security left they actually all(not sure if baby with but had to be) came near my room and were uttering my name. I then called security to get rid of them. I then subsequently bolted for a cab 5 mins later and left.

[Matt]

I have a few (unfortunately) but heres one. I am pretty sure Oct '08. I ended up at Seamless on my last night and its about 11am or so and I am on a couch in front. Its dark and a blonde girl starts talking to me. Its about time to leave and she mentions she is with her girlfriend. So Im getting ready to leave and her and friend say they will give me a ride. Im thinking cool.

As I see the light of day, I start getting in their car and its obvious they live in the car. I was already in car at this point though. So they are driving me to room and I realize they are gypsies or something and they had a child in backseat.

So I tell them hey look my flight leaves in like 5 hours I have to go as we pull up. The blonde gets out of car and says oh i will walk u to room. I didnt know what to do cause I had shit on me in my pocket and if i ran from her she might say i stole her purse or something. So i get to room with her at my hip and she wouldnt let me shut the door. Eventually I got her out of my room.

5 mins later i hear pounding on my door....its security. In one of most painful momemts of my life i thought risk/reward and i flushed the BEST stuff ive ever done down toilet. 10 of them. They said the girls came to them and said i was in my room and i was a good friend of theirs and i was about to kill myself.

Why did she want to get into your room? Money?

[Dean of Selection]

I think they wanted a place to crash for a while (since they were homeless)....probably wanted food or something. At some point try to roll me. Skys the limit im sure.

[kimball]

I lost $800+ in a taxi... someone got one hell of a tip.

[kaizen]

Prelude
Having never had a credit card (if I don't have the money, I don't buy it - simples), I asked my bank the most cost efficient way to bring money to the USA. Promptly told to use a credit card, which I could put money on and return the balance to 0 while using it. Kind of like the more recent pre-paid cards.

This trip was our honeymoon & as we were getting married, we were given a lot of $ as wedding presents. This was to be used as we saw fit, with the majority of our £ being placed on the card for use throughout the trip.

£5k on the card + $3k in cash.

Main Event
We get to Vegas without issue & decide to get a limo "for the craic". All again fine. Checking into the Wynn was another story. I put through my card to pay for the room. DECLINED. My debit card? DECLINED. Our Joint account....you guessed it, DECLINED.

After 18 hours journey, we were both tired and physically drained. We tried every combination of cards, but literally it came down to paying with cash or leave the hotel.

We paid for the 14 nights in cash & then a safety deposit of $500 (remember no cards to pre-authorise). Grim!

This was a Thusday night & with the time difference, our banks were closed. So we decided to hit the hay and once the bank was open the next day sit on the phone until this was sorted.

N.B Loading a credit card like this with the amount we did, flagged us up on money laundering with the Serious & Organised Crime Agency in the UK. As a result, all assets frozen. In normal circumstances, this takes up to 2 weeks to resolve

So all day Friday was spent fretting in the room & on the phone internationally to our bank. Nothing could be done. We didnt want to ring our parents as they would have been more distressed than us.

Fast forward 5 days & the issue still not resolved. $800 on phonecalls and literally down to our last $100. Eating packet sandwiches for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Not ideal.

We bite the bullet & ring home. In a sheer stroke of luck, one of my dad's employees is next door neighbour with our bank manager. Literally 1 hour later & all funds are restored.

Worst week of our lives, we were so stressed, we couldn't even make full advantage of the money for a few days.

The honeymoon ends well until we get to the airport & I put my hand into my laptop bag & pull out $1k I must have put in the pocket after check in. So stressed, I put it in a compartment I never use.

I'll be putting the majority of it on black as soon as I arrive in the Encore next month.

[Dean of Selection]

Oh man these stories have me crying. Ok heres another one...

So this stems from Oct '07 visit to April '08 visit. So ended up at Empire Ballroom and was with a girl i met at Mixx. At some point was grabbed by a girl,did the standard grab-ass and make out 10am thing. Got her #(was a local) but went back to initial girl.

So over next 6 months I would do the text thing here and there. Keep the lead warm. My thinking was in future u never know...bootty Vegas call if I had an off night. So for 6 months cultivated relationship.

Now its April '08. Ended up texting her and we decided to have a rendezvous at Empire again. She was there with 2 girlfriends. We embraced,kissed eventually,PDA. Her friends literally had guys coming up to them and getting on a knee,kissing their hands, shit like that.

So im getting us a round like an hour later she looks at me and says hey I have to tell u something. I said ...oh are u a hooker or something...and she she says no....im a guy. And so are my friends.

Thats not even best part. So I thanked him for telling me. Then before i left i asked so arent guys mad when they find out when ur back in their rooms? and he says ...no...we just let them fuck us in the ass they have no idea.

[olskoolblue]

Oh man these stories have me crying. Ok heres another one...

So this stems from Oct '07 visit to April '08 visit. So ended up at Empire Ballroom and was with a girl i met at Mixx. At some point was grabbed by a girl,did the standard grab-ass and make out 10am thing. Got her #(was a local) but went back to initial girl.

So over next 6 months I would do the text thing here and there. Keep the lead warm. My thinking was in future u never know...bootty Vegas call if I had an off night. So for 6 months cultivated relationship.

Now its April '08. Ended up texting her and we decided to have a rendezvous at Empire again. She was there with 2 girlfriends. We embraced,kissed eventually,PDA. Her friends literally had guys coming up to them and getting on a knee,kissing their hands, shit like that.

So im getting us a round like an hour later she looks at me and says hey I have to tell u something. I said ...oh are u a hooker or something...and she she says no....im a guy. And so are my friends.

Thats not even best part. So I thanked him for telling me. Then before i left i asked so arent guys mad when they find out when ur back in their rooms? and he says ...no...we just let them fuck us in the ass they have no idea.

damn....... i don't even know what to say.......

[FrenchCanadianGirl]

Hahahahaha. Ok I find that one pretty funny, sorry

[Dean of Selection]

Had I mentioned they were Asians it would have given it away. U would never have known if u saw them;especially in an environment like Empire. Any club in Vegas really... all dark etc.

I just take solace in the fact that it only went as far as it did. Just imagiine there are guys out there who are hI-fiving each other to this day about their escapades in Vegas...little do they know tHEy f*cked other guys lol

[olskoolblue]

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[*ho_train*]

sorry for all of your misfortunes...can't help but laugh...they're quite funny!

[*ho_train*]

My vegas checklist this year includes banging out an Asian which would be a first for me. Now you've got me rethinking that. No offense to anybody of Asian descent reading this

hey now! lol...
being asian, i am not offended at all! haha

[BigDex14]

oh my! thats all bad

[BAJA]

Oh man these stories have me crying. Ok heres another one...

So this stems from Oct '07 visit to April '08 visit. So ended up at Empire Ballroom and was with a girl i met at Mixx. At some point was grabbed by a girl,did the standard grab-ass and make out 10am thing. Got her #(was a local) but went back to initial girl.

So over next 6 months I would do the text thing here and there. Keep the lead warm. My thinking was in future u never know...bootty Vegas call if I had an off night. So for 6 months cultivated relationship.

Now its April '08. Ended up texting her and we decided to have a rendezvous at Empire again. She was there with 2 girlfriends. We embraced,kissed eventually,PDA. Her friends literally had guys coming up to them and getting on a knee,kissing their hands, shit like that.

So im getting us a round like an hour later she looks at me and says hey I have to tell u something. I said ...oh are u a hooker or something...and she she says no....im a guy. And so are my friends.

Thats not even best part. So I thanked him for telling me. Then before i left i asked so arent guys mad when they find out when ur back in their rooms? and he says ...no...we just let them fuck us in the ass they have no idea.

Wow don't think anyone can beat that story.

[ashroid]

Oh man these stories have me crying. Ok heres another one...

So this stems from Oct '07 visit to April '08 visit. So ended up at Empire Ballroom and was with a girl i met at Mixx. At some point was grabbed by a girl,did the standard grab-ass and make out 10am thing. Got her #(was a local) but went back to initial girl.

So over next 6 months I would do the text thing here and there. Keep the lead warm. My thinking was in future u never know...bootty Vegas call if I had an off night. So for 6 months cultivated relationship.

Now its April '08. Ended up texting her and we decided to have a rendezvous at Empire again. She was there with 2 girlfriends. We embraced,kissed eventually,PDA. Her friends literally had guys coming up to them and getting on a knee,kissing their hands, shit like that.

So im getting us a round like an hour later she looks at me and says hey I have to tell u something. I said ...oh are u a hooker or something...and she she says no....im a guy. And so are my friends.

Thats not even best part. So I thanked him for telling me. Then before i left i asked so arent guys mad when they find out when ur back in their rooms? and he says ...no...we just let them fuck us in the ass they have no idea.

I'm Asian and this is the kind of stuff that doesn't help me go to the dark side.