AOD Wingman Needed

[Drew]

i can't do jager cause i can't stand the taste of black licorice.... iccck

[2MSR]

Jager+Me=Violence....... hahahaha other than that i love it!!

wingman? done deal!!

[Charles~]

Ok I can't remember your application requirements and it's hard to go back on my iPhone, but that leads me to my first good quality.

1. I have an iPhone. Bitches dig this, trust.

2. Durrrr wingwomen are the best. That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. I'd make a joke for this point if I had one.

3. While you're sweating all night in your suit, I can revive you with IVs via my paramedic skillzzzz.

4. All the AOD bitches love me, so that like 78 vaginas you're good with if you get my approval.

5. I roll deep with AOd SoCal, so instant entourage, you'll be like Diddy in that mofo.

6. I have an Justin Bieber guitar pick from last week. Instant panty dropper.

7. Me + alcohol+ strippers. Who here doesn't wanna see that train wreck?

8. I plan on wearing fake ice all trip. Can't go wrong there.

/thread

[Nailer]

I would be willing to play stripper bingo with anyone at anytime, morning, noon or night.

It appears I've lead a sheltered life... Explain stripper bingo please

Nailer please read here and let me know when were playing.

http://forums.jackcolton.com/showthr...stripper+bingo

If you're around on the Wednesday night I'm sure we can rustle up a few players...

[Nailer]

Ok I can't remember your application requirements and it's hard to go back on my iPhone, but that leads me to my first good quality.

1. I have an iPhone. Bitches dig this, trust.

2. Durrrr wingwomen are the best. That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. I'd make a joke for this point if I had one.

3. While you're sweating all night in your suit, I can revive you with IVs via my paramedic skillzzzz.

4. All the AOD bitches love me, so that like 78 vaginas you're good with if you get my approval.

5. I roll deep with AOd SoCal, so instant entourage, you'll be like Diddy in that mofo.

6. I have an Justin Bieber guitar pick from last week. Instant panty dropper.

7. Me + alcohol+ strippers. Who here doesn't wanna see that train wreck?

8. I plan on wearing fake ice all trip. Can't go wrong there.

/thread

She makes a compelling argument... Official mAyOD Wing-woman?

[Matt]

Ok I can't remember your application requirements and it's hard to go back on my iPhone, but that leads me to my first good quality.

1. I have an iPhone. Bitches dig this, trust.

2. Durrrr wingwomen are the best. That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. I'd make a joke for this point if I had one.

3. While you're sweating all night in your suit, I can revive you with IVs via my paramedic skillzzzz.

4. All the AOD bitches love me, so that like 78 vaginas you're good with if you get my approval.

5. I roll deep with AOd SoCal, so instant entourage, you'll be like Diddy in that mofo.

6. I have an Justin Bieber guitar pick from last week. Instant panty dropper.

7. Me + alcohol+ strippers. Who here doesn't wanna see that train wreck?

8. I plan on wearing fake ice all trip. Can't go wrong there.

/thread

Justin Bieber plays guitar?

[uejjap]

Ok I can't remember your application requirements and it's hard to go back on my iPhone, but that leads me to my first good quality.

1. I have an iPhone. Bitches dig this, trust.

2. Durrrr wingwomen are the best. That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. I'd make a joke for this point if I had one.

3. While you're sweating all night in your suit, I can revive you with IVs via my paramedic skillzzzz.

4. All the AOD bitches love me, so that like 78 vaginas you're good with if you get my approval.

5. I roll deep with AOd SoCal, so instant entourage, you'll be like Diddy in that mofo.

6. I have an Justin Bieber guitar pick from last week. Instant panty dropper.

7. Me + alcohol+ strippers. Who here doesn't wanna see that train wreck?

8. I plan on wearing fake ice all trip. Can't go wrong there.

/thread

She makes a compelling argument... Official mAyOD Wing-woman?

Hmmm yes.... She really does... So it's official!! Charles~ is the official mAyOD wing-woman! All in favor!

[WarreN]

Ok I can't remember your application requirements and it's hard to go back on my iPhone, but that leads me to my first good quality.

1. I have an iPhone. Bitches dig this, trust.

2. Durrrr wingwomen are the best. That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. I'd make a joke for this point if I had one.

3. While you're sweating all night in your suit, I can revive you with IVs via my paramedic skillzzzz.

4. All the AOD bitches love me, so that like 78 vaginas you're good with if you get my approval.

5. I roll deep with AOd SoCal, so instant entourage, you'll be like Diddy in that mofo.

6. I have an Justin Bieber guitar pick from last week. Instant panty dropper.

7. Me + alcohol+ strippers. Who here doesn't wanna see that train wreck?

8. I plan on wearing fake ice all trip. Can't go wrong there.

/thread

She makes a compelling argument... Official mAyOD Wing-woman?

Hmmm yes.... She really does... So it's official!! Charles~ is the official mAyOD wing-woman! All in favor!

I!

[mysticsavage]

She makes a compelling argument... Official mAyOD Wing-woman?

Hmmm yes.... She really does... So it's official!! Charles~ is the official mAyOD wing-woman! All in favor!

I!

Seconded.

[AK2Vegas]

Ok I can't remember your application requirements and it's hard to go back on my iPhone, but that leads me to my first good quality.

1. I have an iPhone. Bitches dig this, trust.

2. Durrrr wingwomen are the best. That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. I'd make a joke for this point if I had one.

3. While you're sweating all night in your suit, I can revive you with IVs via my paramedic skillzzzz.

4. All the AOD bitches love me, so that like 78 vaginas you're good with if you get my approval.

5. I roll deep with AOd SoCal, so instant entourage, you'll be like Diddy in that mofo.

6. I have an Justin Bieber guitar pick from last week. Instant panty dropper.

7. Me + alcohol+ strippers. Who here doesn't wanna see that train wreck?

8. I plan on wearing fake ice all trip. Can't go wrong there.

/thread

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[Charles~]

Lulz.

All it takes is one typo for everyone to forget my finely crafted comedy and run with that.

I hate you all. Except Matt. You're my true love.

[AK2Vegas]

Lulz.

All it takes is one typo for everyone to forget my finely crafted comedy and run with that.

I hate you all. Except Matt. You're my true love.

I hate you too man. And Jager is fucking gross.

[WarreN]

Im down with the JAGER CHIEF!

[AK2Vegas]

Im down with the JAGER CHIEF!

I'm down with the Chief, and I'll buy you a Jager.

[uejjap]

Lulz.

All it takes is one typo for everyone to forget my finely crafted comedy and run with that.

I hate you all. Except Matt. You're my true love.

Just don't forget the mission Charles~. Keep your eyes on the prize.