Best Clubs for Losers?

[Matt]

lol

[Bohica]

[QUOTE=NTG;110716]Asking the question a lot of people wouldn't dare, fair play.
[QUOTE]

Well, there comes a time in your life when you just know who you are right? :-)

Maybe I can provide pictures of one of my friends getting on some pasty hunk of woman-flesh to this thread afterwards.

Todd H.

[Imjus]

Where is Krave and what is it?

Just googled it... My bad.

How I pictured it.

I remember doing that when I was planning my first trip.

[jayredm]

This is classic lol

[SirCharles]

Where is Krave and what is it?

Just googled it... My bad.

How I pictured it.

I remember doing that when I was planning my first trip.

Pretty much spot on! LOL!

[madscientist]

oh i am ROLLING with laughter right now

i would suggest that joint at the Rio, Studio 54, or any of the casino bars after 1am

[Breeze]

Wow, this site is a great resource! Glad I stumbled onto it. I am visiting in April with a group of good-looking married guys and single ugly dudes. Where can we hear decent house music while enjoying reasonable drink prices and chubby, sloppy drunk girls? I don't care about being able to say I've been to XS, Pure, etc. We're staying at Mandalay Bay, if that matters.

Thanks in advance,

Todd H.

Laughlin is lovely this time of year.

[IRockNvegas]

Your at Mandalay, old school rum jungle and eye candy lounge

[dnix]

Lmao. One of the best threads to date......

[tombrokaw]

Maybe rockhouse.

[MikeyTantalo]

from what Dnix and nyc2vegas say, "if you want a sure thing go to the green door!"

I guess the only other actual advice we can give you is hit up downtown?!? Maybe drive out to primm? Or just go to like Reno or something lol

Another good place that nyceguy will vouch for is Krave! He loves that place and can probly get you a solid deal!

BAD!!!! LMAO

go to Rockhouse at imperial palace... Hands DOWN your spot..

[MikeyTantalo]

Your at Mandalay, old school rum jungle and eye candy lounge

Rum Jungle is closed

[Chris77]

The problem you'll have is finding reasonable prices and the chubby sloppy girls at any place that also plays "decent house music".

If you can settle for a cover band featuring a dude in a Hawaiian shirt singing "My Humps", you will have a LOT more options. e.g. Margaritaville, Carnival Court, Mizuya at Mandalay Bay, La Scena at Venetian, Le Cabaret at Pairs, Cleopatra's Barge, etc.

But, if you really want to try to have it both ways, you can probably split the difference at these 2nd and 3rd tier places:

Foundation Room
Eyecandy
Mix
Rockhouse
V Bar
Revolution
Heart Bar
Studio 54
Voodoo Lounge

[kori]

Theres a place I think either near Imperial palace or its inside not too sure that has a club that might have what your looking for

Omigosh, this place this place! I knwo what you're talking about. I talked about it once before too.
This place has what you're looking for.

I think as long as it's not xs on a saturday night, you'll find the type of girls you're looking for anywhere.

[Bohica]

The problem you'll have is finding reasonable prices and the chubby sloppy girls at any place that also plays "decent house music".

Yeah, I thought that might be the catch. Most of the fat ankle crowd seem to be more into songs they can sing along to while they wave their bingo wings around.

Todd H.