TR June 16 - July 10 (LONG)

[joelDOWNUNDER]

Fuck man this is gold!! absolute classic TR...shits all over my trip lol... then again i'm a broke college student lol... you truly are living the life! I'll reach your heights hopefully on my next trip (i would die happy if i did)

[WarreN]

Nicely done! I dunno if its me or what, but when I read this I imagine you speaking it uber fast!

[nighthawk06si]

very nice tr. you live the crazy vegas life haha. i don't know how you do it but keep at it

[Tolek]

this story is ridiculous!!! you spent more money in like 4 minutes than I spend in one weekend! that's amazing haha

I'm gonna have to save up and meet up we'll party!

[Sensei Rob]

Joel - I saved for 6 months work fulltime took 13K US and spent 16K. I have started saving from now for June/July next year another 24 day adventure with no breaks this time.

WarreN - Yeah As i write, I ramble on and it is all over the shop, Its my first time writing a trip report Sorry but if I wrote everything you would have switched off after the 3rd day!

Tolek - Please mate look forward to it! I am looking at around June 28 arrival next year (yes my count down clock is on my desktop) for about 24 days give or take a day here and there.

My biggest regret was not joining this forum before i left and meeting up with some of ya....

Now to finish this darn thing!

[Sensei Rob]

Trying to remember what day i am up to! Its Wednesday the 7/7

After sleeping in that crappy rollaway with my head pressed up against the glass and curtains open of course, why wouldnt you want to wake up to that view everyday we did the standard walk to the V to meet up with carwash. Grabbed some food and decided to go to the gunclub. I have never seen an automatic weapon in my life and touched one so let me tell you to shoot a few rounds of an uzi and ak47 was sensational. We ventured back to our base and sat around sinking a few drinks and talking crap. I was still cut up about the cokblock last night and abusing all women in sight under my breath of course. My buddy was playing poker at the V today so we just hung around the bar and drank, waited for his dinner break and then grabbed a light meal to soak up the grog we had poured down our throats for the last 5 or so hours. The 2 other aussie lads wanted to meet at studio54 again so we got dresses and made our way out to MGM. carwash decided he wanted to learn play craps at MGM while we waited for them. I was giving him tips but instead he wanted the biggest odds and started laying $25 on cant remember the name of the bet, he hit 4 out of 5 and collected close to 1K, I lost a quick 200 and we went into the club. We hung around the front bar walking around hunting some prey the settled back to our usual spot. I noticed 2 cute girls just near the step a few young guys going up to them and walking away after a few minutes, I laughed these young puppies have no idea. Finally they came to the bar next to me to order a drink, I started chatting and bought them a drink. took it nice and slow with them and then started hitting it off with the curly haired girl (got a thing for curly hair) As we are drinking I noticed a certain piece of jewellry on the left ring finger, I darted my eyes to her friend same ARGH FUCK ME, they go off to the toilet.I tell carwash this could be another cokblock coming on! As they return I notice something missing! BINGO!!!!
As we are chatting, she accuses me of being standoffish...Which I was I grabbed her hand and said somethings missing girl!!! Your no fun now! Tell her how I want married women. She lays it all down they are from canada and here for their 30th for 3 nights this being the last and want have some fun......To top it off school teachers (always wanted to slepp with my hot teachers) Now carwash has become my cokblock as he got burnt the night before and just ups and leaves. No problem as the aussie boys we met the night before like a hyena came and took the scraps. The club shut we started walking over to NYNY. have a few drinks at NYNY, the aussie formally introduces himself and actually lives 15 minutes away from me at home. The girls start saying how they are never up this late and it feels like the Hangover....Yeah ok as we started walking towards their hotel. The other 2 are almost running home. We finally get to Paris. i am playing so dumb...Wheer are we, where are we going???? up the lifts and to teh room the 4 of us stand. We go in. The other bloke is which is our bed and starts stripping off. fair play sir. The girls duck off into the bathromm and he is on his knees just in his underwera wanting a high 5....I oblige he whispers yeah baby we getting layed son!!!!
these 2 come out of thebathroom dressed in shorts and a tshirt...WTF???? Oh we always wear pyjamas to bed.....Serious??? I tried my heart out with this chick FCK ME did everything bar the deed. Somehow I dont remember when but i fell asleep. We woke up the aussie had bolted and i was just laying there. The girls checked out and wanted to buy me breakfast, so we went downstairs and ate bagels. They had put on comfortable clothes for the flight and I was in my good threads from teh night before and we went to the pool for a bit....I felt like a total shcmuk sitting in my club clothes on a pool chair. finally i wished them well and bolted for the wynn. Got back at about 1pm. Me and the roomy ordered buffalo wings, nachos, 2 milkshakes and 2 cokes from service $76.......But fck it was good!

Its now Thursday only a couple days left...Depression is starting to kick in1

[somnambulated]

You sir are my idol.

[Tolek]

haha no worries you'll be seeing me there for sure. june/july is a perfect time to go.

[nighthawk06si]

You sir are my idol.

+1

haha no worries you'll be seeing me there for sure. june/july is a perfect time to go.

no! may aod! :readtherules: :P
but may aod + another trip in june or july trip = legit

[Tolek]

^ toan, my thoughts exactly!

[nighthawk06si]

^ toan, my thoughts exactly!

ahh okay. soo down. we gotta book early then. save where we can.

[Jungian]

24 days? Dude, I don't know how you're still alive.