Vegas 101:

[joelDOWNUNDER]

Don't let your stupid friend (who may have been extremely drunk also) insist on bringing back some strippers for some super clean stripper fun(even though you told him so 800 times!) because they WILL want money, and they WILL not be tempted to call their 'stockbrokers'..... and if your mate trys to justify that it will be free and no hassles because he spent $700 on a certain girl... just knock him out to save the hassle.

note: no sex was had, no money was spent...long story guys.

[MikeyTantalo]

when taking your drunk pals back to the hotel in a cab, encourage them to never puke in the cab. They have the right to charge you $100-150 for "damages."

ALWAYS keep a spare garbage bag handy!

[IRockNvegas]

Never gamble while drunk or for free drinks. You will lose then lose more.

And like that time you had the bad case of beer goggles

You will be asking yourself in the morning
"what have I done?"

[nighthawk06si]

always try the 20 dollar handshake when checking into your hotel, chances are it will be worth every penny.

except at planet hollywood. has a 50% success rate cause they aren't allowed to take tips anymore

[rnjbond]

Establish a threshold for wins and losses at gambling and walk away when you reach them.

[IRockNvegas]

always try the 20 dollar handshake when checking into your hotel, chances are it will be worth every penny.

[djvirulent]

when taking your drunk pals back to the hotel in a cab, encourage them to never puke in the cab. They have the right to charge you $100-150 for "damages."

[LS6]

great thread!

[nighthawk06si]

The Security Staff at the Bellagio frowns upon people jumping into the Fountains during the shows

hahahahaha that's definately a DO!

Never tip your cocktail waitress as soon as you are seating for bottle service. You will never see her again

lol i thought about it when i got bottle service and i told her to keep it open even tho we didn't order anything else the rest of the night.

[Godzuki]

Don't actively pursue the purchase of weed by telling the cab driver, sure - let's go meet your brother in Henderson...

-- That one was not my doing but I was in the cab and hey his brother ended up NOT being a cop so I guess things worked out, right?

Don't take out everything in minibar to store your leftovers only to see a $520 minibar charge come checkout. They don't care you put it back.

[VegasChick]

Blahahahaha!!! Love this thread. More, more, more please!!!

[G10]

Oh yeah and always make a mental note of where your personal items are in the presence of a working girl, especially your new iPhone 4.

[G10]

Never buy sushi when it is on sale.

[IRockNvegas]

Never tip your cocktail waitress as soon as you are seating for bottle service. You will never see her again

[BSM]

The Security Staff at the Bellagio frowns upon people jumping into the Fountains during the shows
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