Whats your Vegas Routine.....

[angel504]

leave airport
head to hotel to check in depending on the flight that i came i take one hour nap and than go gamble, get some free drinks, go walk around strip and buy the frozen slur-pees and get drunk of that, go to in and out burger or what ever else we find to eat(seem that eating is the hardest thing to do while here, cant find time) go to pool or go back to casino gamble and than take nap, get ready for the nightclub, and same thing over for the next 3 to 4 nights just gets harder every nite to keep momentum going, have been there 5 times and ive only seem one show, once i went for the sema and another time for the ces show which was cool

[Skinny Larry]

What video games do you play?

And you meant to put "Skinemax" instead of Cinemax.

Nycer, I dont really play a lot of video games. I just play online to try and meet chicks. Here's a recent picture

[NyceGuy]

What video games do you play?

And you meant to put "Skinemax" instead of Cinemax.

[SunFire]

LOL i dunno how you come up with this stuff sometimes

You should be a writer for like family guy or american dad

[Skinny Larry]

When I lived in Vegas in 2008 as a professional gambler (Sports) this was my routine everyday.

5:00AM Workout, jog like 5 minutes in my place, bench press a little (around 50lbs), 10 push-ups, 5 sit-ups, 10 curls (15lbs), throw the medicine ball around for another 5 or so .

5:45AM- Power breakfast, 2 eggs, 5 slices bacon, 10 slices tailor ham, a few sausages, glass of milk, a stick of oriole cookies

6:30 Shower and sing tunes for like a 1/2 hour. Usually then put on a jumpsuit and my chains. Finally cement my rug on, comb it and inspect it a lot.

7:15AM- Hit the JackColton forum, post some shit to my friends

7:30AM- I make some calls for early wise guy plays around the country.

8:00Am Duke this kid down the hallway to get me the racing forms and every addition.

8:15AM- Usually a big timer from Henderson calls me seeing what is up. The guy is trying to get me into a 3 card monte game outside. I don't leave my pad much.

8:40 Start reasearching the net and looking for edges, injury info. etc. Make a few posts

9:45AM- I call the track starters at each track I am betting and look for angles to bet. I also have a few track clockers in my back pocket so I get good shit to bet.

10:15AM- Look out the window and see whats up. I usually conduct most of my biz from the window and guys stand below to get assignments. I throw out usually bazookas gums to the kids for 5 minutes and these kids go wild battling for it. A ritual we have. Make a few posts

10:45AM- Getting edgy, early race cards getting closer. I usually go play online hold-em poker game ($50/$100) for like an hour. I mess around in there chatting and trying to pick up chicks. Or if not poker some of my high school buddies cut school and we play ps3 for a while.

11:45-I usually call the phone/chat lines ad talk to girls live and shit and they tell me what they want to do to me and everything. These girls sound really sexy too. Make a few posts

1:00 Big lunch and usually have big macs everyday. The manager owes me so he delivers them

1:15PM- On the phone with Nassau and telling him what games to watch for and asking him where the early Canadian money is on. Nass is as sharp as me. Make a few posts

1:30PM Usually these girls call back from the chat line wanting to talk nasty. We talk for like 10 minutes and then I tell them to bill me. They know I am big time so they like to call.

1:50 Betting still some ponies, make a few posts

2:30PM The High School kids come over and we eat and I let them bet with my horse accounts for a while. They all bring their own forms though and I supply only pretzles, chips, ice cream and soda. No smoking or drugs.

4:00PM Kids gone, make some calls to west coast and see what is up. Pop pills for my paranois I developed. I have a few like thinking spiders are in every room, think my rug is loose or crooked, I do not like the dark. Always think raccoons are trying to get into my house, and finally fear of losing. I take shit for it though. Make a few posts

5:00 PM- kids yelling up to my window asking who I like in the evening games and I give them games. I give them the amounts to bet and then they all run to casinos and put cash bets in. I also have dialogue with some friends from window and tellin them who to bet.

5:30 Again I throw bazooka bubble gum out the windows to the kids and give them like 100 pieces a session. This is so big now there are like 100 kids waiting for me to toss them out. What a battle to get gum. Make a few posts

6:00PM- the big players all come to my pad and we discuss the night and who we like and why. Secondly they always bring food and Italian it is. Lots of guys telling stories and all these guys on phone pounding games all over country.

7:15 Call Dnix, Call NyceGuy, Call Brazeneye, action, action, action, post

7:30PM phone ringing constantly with info, on net banging plays

8:00 Snack, watch games, computer, ect and flip on porn a little.

8:40PM- post, poker, dance to some tunes

9:40 Hit the dating lines and leave lots of messages for women. I basically just say, strong, handsome, bear looking for my little cub to play with. It has not worked yet.

10:15PM Grade games, watch games, post, snack

11:00 Make contacts with loansharks and workout payment plans, ect, post

12:00AM Play 3 card monte in hallway for an hour with neighbors

1:00AM Wrap up posting and play video games.

2:00AM take my rug off and what a pain in the ass, glue all over and shit. I am cursing because it does not come off easy. It usually takes like 30 minutes to get my scalp clean and free of sticky glue becuase if not I pay for it in bed, My head sticks to the pillow and I get pissed off.

3:00AM watch Cinemax.

Eventually fall asleep for a little bit and back right at it.

I am home most of the time so if anyone wants to come and hangout they're welcome. I make great pastrami sandwiches

nothing beats swimming in the cenotes in playa .. i want to do that again in my life

[nassau]

Kori that's awesome!!! you are coming to the invasion right???

[kori]

My typical trip is like this, get on a plane hating the fact that it is 5:30 hours. try to sleep grab a drink, try to sleep again. Touchdown at Mccarran, wait for bags, tell self don't gamble when you get there, get in cab, tell self do not gamble when you get there, get to hotel, get to registration desk, have them tell you room will be ready in a few hours, tell yourself do not gamble yet...Take out cash "CHANGING ONEHUNDRED", curse self for dropping a 100 in 10 minutes, grab a drink. Go to sundrie shop, pre game, shower, more pre-game, goto hotel bar, argue with buddy that we do not have to goto club at 9:00, its not open yet ASS. Get to club, tip bouncer, tip host, get table, drink, drink drink, wind up in cab minus friends, remember meeting them again,(blackout) wake up, curse self, sit in shower like Jodi Foster in The Accused, stand up, rock back and forth til the hot water dissapears, look for wallet, where the fuck is my wallet??? How did that get onto my jeans..its it hepititis, can the dry clearner get out hepititis, find wallet, find 12 cards from random people I will never meet again, cash crumpled up in a ball, cig box smashed like the hulk tried opening it, drink pedaylte, look in mirror, eyes like jeff van gundy, think to self WTF, brush teeth, brush tounge. get dressed for pool, drink more pedalyte, fuck that tastes like shit after you brush your teeth, ask friend dude who the F was that you were dancing with she looked like Michael Strahan in a wig, he tells me to go F myself, goto pool, grab a few drinks, feel a little better, eat, gamble, pregame (see nighttime activites from pervious night). 4:30am, circle bar, tell friend 1. she is not interested in you, 2 shes a hooker, 3 shes prob a pre op tranny.friend leaves anyway, drink a shot of patron, get cut off, goto room door locked key card rubbed against phone or credit card and is demagnitized, fall asleep in front of door, security tels me can't sleep in hallway, go downstaris to grab water, security tells me cant sleep in sportsbook, drunk dial people 3000 miles away, get card fixed, get into bed. Wake up mouth tastes like ass.....repeat

EFFIN HILARIOUS. seriously laughed out loud for a few minutes.

Basic day.. eat.drink.gamble.party.regret.drink.forget. rinse and repeat.
Intersperse swim.shopping.show.sleep.complain how much my feet hurt.Watch Bellagio Fountain show and drunk cry if the song is good. Worry about stuff I can’t control, and now thanks to charles~ worry about someone stealing my do not disturb sign.
Do some hotel notepad math on how much time I have before taking morning after pill and remember to put hotel pen in purse. <---- joking about the MAP.

[Monty]

Yep, Ibiza and Amsterdam are worth going to, both out of hand!

My 2 trips to Vegas have comprised of watching a fight at the MGM, few quality meals, pool parties, bars and clubs...and not being sober during the whole experience.

My next trip (which is less than 6 weeks away!) i'm planning on seeing a couple of shows and playing some poker as well as the usual. Only thing is there isn't enough hours in the day. It'll be fun whatever happens...

I liked playa.......better crowd IMO

+1 I would def go back to playa. cancun, prob not.

I would go back to Cancun just for the "all-inclusive" deals I wish Vegas did that....

[gmjoe]

Been to Playa del Carmen and Cancun and hands down Playa all the way love the vibe the people and the open to the beach nightclubs!!!! Never made it to Chichen Itza but went to Tuluum, it is a pyramid/village right out on a cliff at the edge of the water just a beautiful place. Also went snorkelling at Xela (pronounced shell-ha) and it is an actual cenote that comes from under ground rivers and then meets the ocean in this bay some of the best snorkelling i have ever seen just beautiful and all are very close to Playa. I guess it holds a special place in my heart cause we honeymooned there but it is still a nice place for a vacation.

[gmjoe]

Wake up late, shit, shower, shave, food and then whatever either the pools or some activity like shopping or sights seeing or gun shooting. Then later back to the room to get ready and primed for the night ahead. Well pregaming in the room is always a must as you get ready and listening to tunes etc. A couple of drinks at the lounge or hotel bars witha few hands of blackjack to see how the luck is. Dinner if the group i am with even eats, that is a whole different thread i do not know how skinny people can only survive on alcohol??!?!?! Head to the club and get the table service organized payed for and shit in advance so there are no freeloaders. Get sloshed and have a blast at the club of the night. After club call the strip club limo service and head over there with the "married" guys cause the single guys are off working their game. Arrange more bottle service at the strip club and then drink until one of the guys is asleep with a dancer dancing on top of him, untill i tell her to stop n get off cause he is asleep!!!LOL Then limo back to our hotel and usually a quick drunken breakfast in front of old people who are all sober and stare at the loud drunk guys still up from last night!Sleep then repeat for as many days as we are there. If the wife is with me then there are shows and fancy dinners but if it is a guys trip this is what it is like almost everytime and I would not change a thing!!!!

[gmjoe]

^^^^^^too funny!!!lol

[joem1211]

My typical trip is like this, get on a plane hating the fact that it is 5:30 hours. try to sleep grab a drink, try to sleep again. Touchdown at Mccarran, wait for bags, tell self don't gamble when you get there, get in cab, tell self do not gamble when you get there, get to hotel, get to registration desk, have them tell you room will be ready in a few hours, tell yourself do not gamble yet...Take out cash "CHANGING ONEHUNDRED", curse self for dropping a 100 in 10 minutes, grab a drink. Go to sundrie shop, pre game, shower, more pre-game, goto hotel bar, argue with buddy that we do not have to goto club at 9:00, its not open yet ASS. Get to club, tip bouncer, tip host, get table, drink, drink drink, wind up in cab minus friends, remember meeting them again,(blackout) wake up, curse self, sit in shower like Jodi Foster in The Accused, stand up, rock back and forth til the hot water dissapears, look for wallet, where the fuck is my wallet??? How did that get onto my jeans..its it hepititis, can the dry clearner get out hepititis, find wallet, find 12 cards from random people I will never meet again, cash crumpled up in a ball, cig box smashed like the hulk tried opening it, drink pedaylte, look in mirror, eyes like jeff van gundy, think to self WTF, brush teeth, brush tounge. get dressed for pool, drink more pedalyte, fuck that tastes like shit after you brush your teeth, ask friend dude who the F was that you were dancing with she looked like Michael Strahan in a wig, he tells me to go F myself, goto pool, grab a few drinks, feel a little better, eat, gamble, pregame (see nighttime activites from pervious night). 4:30am, circle bar, tell friend 1. she is not interested in you, 2 shes a hooker, 3 shes prob a pre op tranny.friend leaves anyway, drink a shot of patron, get cut off, goto room door locked key card rubbed against phone or credit card and is demagnitized, fall asleep in front of door, security tels me can't sleep in hallway, go downstaris to grab water, security tells me cant sleep in sportsbook, drunk dial people 3000 miles away, get card fixed, get into bed. Wake up mouth tastes like ass.....repeat

[sydneygirl]

I liked playa.......better crowd IMO

+1 I would def go back to playa. cancun, prob not.